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第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum： Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) 字串6 Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I’ ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks：Goodbye． 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it？ Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in. 字串9 Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you. Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？ Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears! Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf：I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand. Wolf：I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No! 字串2 Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声) Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you． Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线) Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three. Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里) Grandma： I’ll thread it. Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up! Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! 字串9 Wolf： (应声倒下) Hunter： The bad wolf is dead． Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you． Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

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傻子春天（第一幕）场景：森林（道具：椅子、草丛、树、鸭）（道具：篮子、面包、胡萝卜、玉米、斧头、笛子）◎傻子坐在舞台上※下音乐（森林狂想曲）◎动物两边后台进场◎傻子和动物一起嬉戏◎笛声音乐起时，精灵蹦蹦跳跳进场对白：（人物：傻子、兔子、鹿、鸟、精灵）旁白：Long time ago, there's a idiot.His name is Billy. He is toostupid, so he doesn't have anyfriends. He is always a lone,but he likes to go to the forest.There are many animals there.One day, the idiot goes to forest.There are birds, deers, rabbitsbeside him.Suddenly, There's a genius,Pookjumped to him.傻子：Hi ! The music is great.Would you please to teachingM me？【傻子作恳求状】精灵：Ok! No problem.But I am hungry now.【精灵作饥饿状】傻子：Wait a minute! Here you are!【傻子拿出面包】精灵：ㄣ~~ delicious!Thank you ! My name is Pook.Nice to meet you.【精灵作好吃及满足状】【精灵脱帽示好】傻子：My name is Billy.Nice to meet you.精灵：Do you like it?精灵：Come on follow me. I will show you something.◎精灵开始教傻子吹笛傻子：This tree?精灵：Yes! Go on! Go on!傻子：Wow! What a lovely duck.精灵：You can have it.This is a gift for you.傻子：Thank you very much.【傻子取出鸦后十分惊喜】※下音乐（森林狂想曲）◎傻子拿著提篮及鸦子、和精灵、动物们快乐退场（第二幕）场景：皇宫（道具：椅子、城墙、）（道具：矛、搏浪鼓、医药箱、听?器）◎公主坐在舞台上◎国王走来走去手足无措状◎公主面无表情、百般无聊【国王非常惊慌焦急状】对白（人物：国王、皇后、公主、侍卫、御医）国王：Smile! Please smile.国王：Oh my poor little girl.Why do you never smileWhat’s matter with you?皇后：Please don’t worry my dear.I have a good idea.Where is the doctor?国王：Oh yes! Doctor! Doctor!Hurry up！Hurry up！西御医：Your Majesty!Princess is very well.中御医：I’m sorry. Maybeshe is just unhappy.国王：Get away and nevercome here again.皇后：No! I don’t believe.What shall we do?国王：All right! All right!Don’t cry.Anyway I will do my best.◎国王对著天空宣誓◎退场：国王牵著皇后哭哭啼啼公主冷漠侍卫雄壮威武第三幕）场景：大街（道具：菜篮、花篮、水果篮、城墙、鸦、笛）※下音乐（土耳其进行曲）◎大街人来人往热闹状对白：人物：（3个路人、侍卫、傻子、精灵）旁白：There are many people on this street,is very noisy.侍卫：Pay attention please!Pay attention please!If anyone can make our princessLaugh.He can marry with her.Our holy king will never regret!傻子：The princess is so beautiful.She is my dream lover.路人铮：Look him！Such a dirty man.He wants to marriedOur princess.路人雯：Don’t be silly.It’s impossible.傻子：Yes….they are right,how can I get her?It just a dream精灵：Don’t be sad my friend.Trust me you can make it路人潘：Oh the duck is so cute.May I have a look?Oh ~ The duck is stick onmy hands. I can’t put it down.Somebody help me.路人雯：Cool down! I’m coming!路人铮：I’m coming! I’m coming!第四幕）场景：皇宫内外道具：（鸦、笛、城墙）※下音乐（森林狂想曲 ）◎国王一行人站在城墙上◎精灵领一排人上台【公主忍不住大笑】【皇后欣喜貌】对白：人物：（3个路人、侍卫、傻子、精灵）国王： Its noise what’s happening.公主：It’s very funny皇后：Look! she is laughingMy child is laughing国王：Thanks God!Take the man in.侍卫：Yes my lord国王：You made my daughterhappy.What do you want?I can give everything youwant傻子：well……I think….I mean…….If you don’t mind……….精灵：Please keep your words皇后：Wait a minute !No I disagree.He is poor and stupid.国王：Let me see.公主：My dear father!If you regretMaybe I will neverLaugh in my whole life.国王：Ok! ok! Please don’t do itagain. My sweet heart.傻子：Would you married me?.公主：Yes I do精灵：It is wonderful.I told you : trust me youCan make it旁白：So they got married.谢幕:Evrey body....Thank you very much!!!英语剧本 魔豆作者：佚名 文章来源：本站原创 点击数：7112 更新时间：2005-11-27The Magic BeansAct 1 Scene 1(Jack’s mother was gambling.)Mom: Oh, no, not again. (Roaring) Jack, Jack, where are you?Jack: Here I am, mom. What’s up?Mom: Send that old cow to the market to exchange some money back.Jack: But mom, if I sold Rose, we would have no milk anymore.Mom: Shut up. Do as I said.Jack: (sign) All right, all right.Act 1 Scene 2(In the market.)Girl: Sir, do you want any matches? If you buy ten boxes, I’ll give a 40 percent discount.Jack: Sounds terrific. But I don’t have any money.Girl: Please, sir, I haven’t eaten anything for three days. I’d like to exchange your cow with my matches.Jack: Sorry, but I don’t need matches. Good-bye, and good luck to you.Old man: Sir, since the sun is burning, would you like some ice cream?Jack: Thank you, but I don’t really feel like eating ice cream. See you.Mr. Bean: I have soybeans, mung beans, green beans, broad beans, green soybeans, peas, and above all, the most amazing beans in the world --- magic beans.Jack: Wow, sounds wonderful. Beans is my favorite food, I can’t wait to have a bowl of bean soup. I want to buy all the beans with this cow.Mr. Bean: This cow? What do I need this old skinny cow for? Go away, don’t bother me, kid.Jack: Sir, please. My mom always told me “Helping someone in need is a honorable deed.”Mr. Bean: All right, all right. (Sign) Today isn’t my day.Act 2(Jack went home.)Jack: Mom, where are you? See what I have got.Mom: Oh, Jack, you must have brought me lots of shining gold. Oh, I’m so excited. (Walked to Jack) What? You used our pretty cow to buy all this junks? Have you lost your mind?Jack: Mom, these are no junks. There are soybeans, mung beans, green beans, broad beans, green soybeans and magic beans.Mom: Magic beans? It doesn’t look magical at all. The vendor must be cheating you. I’ll keep other beans, but these magic beans, (opened the window) I’ll just throw them away.Act 3(The next morning)Jack: Ah, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the breeze is whispering, it should be a perfect day. (He looked out of the window) Oh, my God, the magic beans have grown to a huge beanstalk! It’s can be true, it must be my imagination!Prince: Help, help.Jack: The voice came from the clouds, how strange! I must go and see what’s going on up there. (He climbed up. Then he saw the prince was stocked in a castle.)Jack: Hi, what happen to you? How can I help you?Prince: It’s a long stories, I’ll tell you only if you take one of my leg hair.(Jack took the prince’s leg hair, and the prince became as small as normal people. The prince opened the door, and welcomed Jack in.)Prince: Thank you a million for saving my life. How can I ever repay you?Jack: That’s no big deal. So what’s your story?Prince: Once open a time, there’s a greedy witch who would even destroy the world only to get my hen and harp.Jack: Your hen and harp? I don’t see they worth it.Prince: You don’t understand, the hen can produce many golden eggs, and the harp is made of gold it can sing beautiful melodies. One day, the witch turned me to a giant and flew away with my hen and harp.Jack: What are you going to do now?Prince: Of course I’m going to pay my revenge. Are you going to come with me?Jack: Well, I’ll would like to, but -------Prince: What?Jack: My mom always told me “No money, no help.”Prince: Let’s make a deal—you help me to fight against the witch, and I’ll give you ten thousand golden eggs.Jack: That’s the deal.Act 4(At the witch’s house)Witch: One egg, two eggs, three eggs. Oh, I’m so rich, ha, ha, ha ---------(Jack and Prince ran into the house.)Prince: You devil, I’m here to fight for justice. Give me my hen and harp back.Witch: Very well, you want your stuff back? Then you have to knock me down first. (Took out a box) Here, pick two scripts to determine your destiny.Prince: (picked a script) Oh no, Jack, I don’t know how to gamble!Jack: That’s OK. Let me help you. My mother always told me “Get me a chair!”(Jack won)Prince: Oh yes, yes, we win. (They hugged)Witch: Not yet, you still have to go through another test – sumo.(Prince almost failed)Prince: Jack, do something, don’t just stand there watching.Jack: Don’t worry. I have a secret weapon. (Took out a basket of beans and spread them on the ground.) (Witch fell down)Jack & Prince: We’re the kings of the world.Act 5(They ran out of the witch’s house and returned to the prince’s palace.)Prince: Jack, thank for your generous help. I couldn’t defeat that wicked witch without you.Jack: Well, I’m flattered. Since you’ve finished your revenge, could you go home with me?Prince: Jack, you’re the best friend that I’ve ever had. But I belong here. This is my home.Jack: (start weeping) But what about me? What am I going to do?Prince: Trust me, you’ll be remembered in my mind until the end of time. In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars were laughing, when you look at the stars at nigh. You – only you – will have stars that can laugh.Jack: I’ll cherish the memories we had together as sparkling diamonds.(Jack’s mom was gambling)Mom: (shouting) Oh, my God, oh, my God. Jack, I become a millionaire.Jake: It’s time for me to go. Good-bye, my friend. Take good care of yourself.Prince: So do you, my friend. (They hugged) Go, go, I have a surprise for you down there.(Jack rushed down. He saw a present was wrapped neatly. He tore it off and burst out of yelling.)Jack: (hold the prince’s toy tightly and walked to the window, smiling at the stars.) Thank you, my friend.《灰姑娘》童话英语剧本灰姑娘（Cinderella）第一场布景：灰姑娘家 旁白：Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Cinderella, her mother was dead, and her father loved her very much. 父亲: Dear daughter! These presents are for your birthday! Do you like them? 灰姑娘: Yeah, thank you, Dad.（开心地接过） 父亲: My lovely daughter, I hope you can be happy forever! 旁白：But one day, her father married a new wife and died unfortunately. Look, her stepmother and her new sisters are COMING. 后妈: Helen, Jenny, look, how beautiful the house is! （四周看了看，开始乱翻东西，拿起些东西来看） 后妈女儿（1）: Yes, and so many fruits.（一个个用手指点） Apples，bananas, mangoes and lychees. Wow, I like them. (吃水果) 后妈女儿（2）:（打开衣柜，翻翻看看） Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes. I like this dress. (往身上穿) 灰姑娘：Oh, no, please, that’s my dress. This new dress is bought by my father(跑过去，想把那条裙子拿过来). 后妈女儿（2）： Who are YOU? (把那条裙子藏到一边，厌恶地把灰姑娘的肩膀推了推)Mum, who is she?（退了几步，回头看后妈，用手指指了指灰姑娘） 后妈: She is your little sister. But it doesn't matter. Now! Cinderella, go, clean the room and then cook for us. RIGHT NOW! 灰姑娘: Why? I'm not your servant.（插着腰，皱着眉很生气的样子） 后妈: Yeah.（点头）. But from NOW ON you are our servant.（很凶的样子） 后妈女儿（1）: Mum, I like this dress. (拽灰姑娘的衣服) 后妈女儿（2）：I like her necklace. (抢走她的项链戴在脖子上) 灰姑娘：Oh, no, PLEASE!!! (哭喊)旁白：After that, Cinderella had to been their servant. She worked and worked from morning to night.（Cinderella在洗衣服，扫地，干别的家务活） She had no room to live and she have to sleep in sofa（睡在沙发上）; she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear. She was more and more dirty. 第二场布景：灰姑娘家 （士兵在门外敲门） 后妈: Who is it? 士兵: I'm the soldier of the palace. (后妈打开门)Good morning, madam, this letter is from the palace, for you and other girls in this house. Good-bye, madam! 后妈: What is it? (打开信看——欢呼，向后妈女儿（1）（2）招手)Helen, Jenny, good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. Prince Edward will select a queen among the young girls in this kingdom. 后妈女儿（1）: Hooray! I'll be the queen! 后妈女儿（2）: Hey, I will be the queen, not YOU!!后妈: Okay, girls. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up immediately! 灰姑娘: (小心地走出来问道)Mum, I want to go to the party, too. 两个后妈女儿: You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly. (大笑起来) 灰姑娘（看着在镜子前整理衣服化妆的后妈）：Mum，please, can I… 后妈: Girls, are you ready? Let's go. Cinderella, you are so dirty and ugly that you haven’t any excuse to go. And you must do your housework FIRST! Good night!! (后妈和她的女儿很骄傲地走出门外，灰姑娘很伤心地坐到地上哭了。这时，猫、鸽子和狗来了) 灰姑娘: （猛然发现）Oh, my friends. I really want to go. What shall I do? 猫,鸽子,狗: Don't be so sad, Cinderella. At least, we are with you. If we can help you, we will do our best! 灰姑娘：Oh，my friend，thank you very much. But I haven’t any beautiful dresses now! What can I do? WHO can help me? 仙女:（突然跳着舞出现） Poor girl, let ME help you. You need a carriage, you need a coachman, you need some horses, you need a bellboy, and you need a beautiful dress.（挥动魔杖，用南瓜变成马车，用老马变成马车夫，用老鼠变成马，用狗变成侍者，把灰姑娘变得很漂亮） 猫、鸽子和变成侍者的狗:（睁大眼睛，看着灰姑娘）Wow, how beautiful! 猫: You're the most beautiful girl I've EVER seen. 狗: Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party! （拉拉灰姑娘的手） 鸽子: Yes! You will be the most beautiful lady in this party! And Prince Edward will love you at once! （欢快地飞来飞去） 仙女: Now, Cinderella, go to the party and dance with the prince. But remember you must come back before 12 o'clock. REMEMBER, 12 o’ clock! Or you will change back into now. 灰姑娘: Thank you, kind fairy. (冲出门外) 仙女: (对灰姑娘喊)Be careful! Don't forget the time! 灰姑娘: I won't forget. (跳上马车)Good bye, kind fairy and my dear friends!! (挥动手帕，消失在暮色中) 第三场布景：皇宫中大臣（1）: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince-dancing ball. This night, our worshipful Prince Edward（这时，王子走了出来，向所有来宾鞠躬）will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front, please! （女孩子们走上前） 大臣（2）：（将头转向王子）Highness，how are they? Which one do you like? 王子: （皱起眉头）Mmm…I don’t think they are… (Cinderella suddenly comes in) 大臣们: （惊叹）Wow! How beautiful THATgirl is! （众来宾惊恐地回过头） 旁白：She's like a fairy. She's like an Angel. She's so lovely. She's like a princess. How pretty Cinderella is! 王子:(走上前，鞠躬) Pretty lady, may I be honored to dance with you? 灰姑娘: I'd love to.（握住王子的手，开始跳舞） (Music and dance) 旁白:Beautiful Cinderella and handsome Prince Edward are dancing. They fall in love.(12点的钟声猛然敲响了,敲了6下) 灰姑娘: Oh, it's time to go back. I must go now. I am sorry that I cannot dance with you any more, sir! 王子: Wait, miss, please wait! （追上去） 灰姑娘：(急忙地跑，掉了一只鞋)Good bye, sir! 王子: (拿起鞋)Pretty lady! Why are you leaving? I must find you!! Soldiers!！ 士兵们: Yes!! 王子: Take this shoe to every house and let all the young girls have a try tomorrow morning. You must find the girl for me. FAST! 士兵们: Yes, highness! 第四场布景：灰姑娘家的花园中灰姑娘:（失去了魔法的帮助，变回了原样）Oh…He was gentle, he was handsome, oh! I cannot forget him… I love him! But I hadn’t found Prince Edward and danced with him yet…鸽子: Cinderella, don’t you know? The man who danced with you was PRINCE EDWARD!! （猫和变回原样的狗点头附和）灰姑娘:REALLY?? My goodness!! （捂住嘴巴，不敢相信的样子） Oops, I am sorry…I haven’t done the housework! Mum, Helen and Jenny will back soon! They will be angry! See you soon, buddies! （哼着小曲跳走了） 第五场布景：灰姑娘家（士兵敲门） 士兵（3）:Good morning, madam.后妈: Good morning. What’s the matter, sir? 士兵: Are there any young girls in this house, madam? 士兵（2）: The pretty lady lost her shoe in the palace. 士兵（3）: The prince wanted to find her and marry her. 后妈:（笑着说）Of course, sir, wait a minute!（往身后招招手，让女儿（1）过来）后妈女儿（1）: （急急忙忙跑上前）Let me try. The shoe is mine.（说着把脚伸进鞋子） 士兵: No, It's not yours. It's too small for you.（把鞋子拿开） 后妈女儿（2）: （跳着大喊）It's mine. I AM the queen. Let me try it.（说着把脚伸进鞋子） 士兵（2）: No, it's not yours; it's too big for you.（再次把鞋子拿开） 后妈: Hey, sir, maybe it's mine. Let me have a try. （急忙想要去穿鞋子） 士兵（3）:（马上把鞋子拿走）Oh, please, it couldn't be YOURS. Are there any other girls in this house? 灰姑娘: Good morning, gentlemen, may I try it? （款款走来） 后妈 :You? That’s impossible! （大喊着，做出“快滚”的手势） 后妈女儿（1）: Look at yourself, PLEASE! （讥笑） 后妈女儿（2）: So dirty and so ugly! Please not to waste the solders’ time! （讽刺） 士兵: Oh, ladies, let her try! Prince Edward said that all the young girls should have a try. Here, young girl, try it on, please! （送上鞋） 灰姑娘:（轻轻把脚伸进去）Thank you! (试鞋,正好合适) 后妈和两个女儿：It couldn’t be Cinderella! It couldn’t be!! Maybe there’s something wrong, sir! （疯了一样大叫）士兵们: Wonderful! It's yours! It fits for you very well! Pretty queen CINDERELLA!! （欢呼雀跃,接走灰姑娘） 第六场布景：皇宫中 士兵: Highness! We have found the beautiful girl. 王子: Really? That's wonderful! I'll come at once. 仙女: My child, happy time is coming. Let me help you the last time. (顷刻间将灰姑娘变美丽) 王子: Oh, my dearest princess, I love you, go with me and be my queen, OK? 灰姑娘:（什么也没说，点点头，拥抱王子，两人跑回宫中） 猫、鸽子和狗: Happy forever, Cinderella! We wish you HAPPY FOREVER!!后妈和后妈女儿们: How did it happen? It is not true!! (昏倒) 旁白：The story finished. Cinderella found her happiness. She and Prince Edward got married! And that brings us to the end of the play. Thank you and let us wish Cinderella and Edward happy forever!