Sally-yiner
AN ADVENTURE HOLIDAY:It was a normally day at school until I decided to skip the rest of my classes. that's where my adventure holidays started.I found underground casino , more accurately a poker house. Around full ring game up to 8 or 9 people sitting on a round table , betting out the money outta there pocket, winner takes it all. I decided to take a shot. I sat down with 200 yuan in my pocket(dont ask where I get the money, kids are rich these days). 20 mins later, I got 1200 yuan in front of me. I was like WOW i could really make a living off playing poker. few hours later, no sign that anyone wants to leave. I'm still running pretty hot, collecting money from everyone on the table.5 hours later I had 100,000 Yuan . I couldn't believe what I have accomplished, what I made that day, probably more than most the people that can make over a year !! I wasn't stupid,got up and left, with profits over 100K.Great day , but most to people were calling me scumbag, not only I took their money, but hit and run too.WHO GAVE A SHIT right ?lol I had a great adventure on a beautiful day off of school.My job:As you may guess, My job is different from others , that's right, I am a whore.As a young kid I had fantasy that one day I could be the world famous porn star.But that didn't go well.... my mom told me the only way out for life is dedicating yourself into academic filed, I hated it . It took few years to make me realize that school isn't the right thing for me in my life... lol little off the topic , but you'll like it next.So yeah, I lost my V-card on my 13th birthday and I've been love it since.So far I slept with 131 male and 73 female, dont get it twisted, I dont normally do 3some or any orgy, I just do it one outta time.It trains my skill everyday , I can give great head , doggy style and shit... i guess that made my success to an whole other level, i gotta say, practice and experience is the key to success . I gained a bigger vagina from my job as you can tell that I am a full time prostitute now .I also made a shot tons of money cross the few years, I love my whore life!knock knock.....hey whats up homie. I was wondering what u been up to.Whats going on with your music its kinda loud huh. u better turn it down before I drop my poop all over your mouth you bitch !! oh ya, remember last time you asked me to lend out my blow-up doll, time to give it back bro, I need to use it lately , kinda horny these days.... oh well , i'll be downstairs waiting you to give it back , or you bet your smartass I will break all your chair legs and shove all of them into your anus.it's your call bitch !choose one outta three.Hope you have a great day :)
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全国大学生英语写作竞赛的比赛不知道大家有没有去参加过呢?即使我们没有参加过,它的英语范文也是看过的吧。下面是我给大家整理的全国大学生英语竞赛作文,供大家参阅!
As the competition between students increases, more and more students feel stressful
about their course. As far as I’m concerned , we can take the initiative to reduce the stress.
Firstly, make a plan for everyday study. For instance, you keep learning English for two hours every day, and within the two hours, you will learn 10 new words and read 2 articles. This way you can learn more than 1000 words three month later and your reading ability will improve as well. Therefore, you don’t have to stay up late before the English examination. As long as you keep learning every day, you will find you are well prepared for the exams already.
Secondly, do something else to divert your mind before exams. For example, if you can play piano, play your favorite songs for one or two hours and you will feel relaxed.
To conclude, keep learning regularly and cultivate a hobby and you will find yourself relaxed about your course
Now in China, the adoption of the anti-addiction system and a “real name checking” system in netbars has led to a heated debate among students.
Some say that students' self-discipline is very limited and now at least 14 percent of the urban teenage players are addicted to the Internet and some children even repeatedly disappear from home to spend their nights at local Internet cafes, and play truant from school also. Therefore, they have failed quite a few school exams. In this sense, the new policy can prevent minors developing online addiction.
Others claim that the anti-addiction system is only a means to an end and cannot remove the root of the online addiction completely and they believe the key is to guide the minors to improve their self-control and balance their work and play.
In my opinion, the latter point hits home for me because it cuts to the chase. However, education is a long process and takes time, which means before education produces effects on children, some supplementary measures should also be taken to speed up the process and the anti-addiction system is one of them
We are very honored to have Prof. Richard Gilbert from Harvard University to give us a lecture on American Liberal Education. Prof. Gilbert, who graduated from Standford in 1979 and received his Ph.D. in Education from Harvard in 1984, has been conducting research and teaching international students in Harvard for more than 20 years. He has become a leading expert in this field and has published several books and numerous papers on liberal education and education policy. His humorous and thought provoking speech will surely benefit all the audience.
The lecture will be given in the English Department Conference Hall from 2:30 to 4:30. p.m., Friday afternoon, November 16, 2007. All the teachers and students are welcome.
English Department
Directions: Write on the topic given below in no less than 150 words on the answer sheet. In your essay, you should first outline your ideas, and then given examples.
Topic: what, in your opinion, is the best way to keep fit and healthy?
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Nowadays people are becoming increasingly aware of the importance of health. What is the best way to stay fit and healthy? In my opinion, good exercises and diet are two major ways to stay fit and healthy. First,enough time should be set aside for persevering in exercises in addition to sleep and rest. Second, you must give up the habits that damage your health, such as smoking and drinking too much alcohol.
As mentioned above, the best way to keep fit and health is to do regular exercises. Just as the Chinese proverb goes, “life lies in exercises”, exercises never fail to make us stronger and more energetic. Moreover, mental health, in my mind, is also of vital importance. If you feel happy, you can eat well, sleep well, and your body is sure to be in an excellent condition. Moreover, prevention is also important, and one should have a physical check regularly in a hospital for being strong and healthy.
Health is the most valuable possession a person experts in his life. Try every means to keep fit is our advice to the people who want to live a happy life in this beautiful world.