宁静雨城
第一个：qjklw120穷酸秀才Little Duck: Hello, this is Little Duck speaking. Who’s that? Oh, dear Grandma. Yes, I’m fine. I miss you very much. I’ll come to visit you this morning. Good bye. Little Duck:: Wow! What a sunny day! I’m going to visit my grandma. （猫先生正在河边捉鱼。但是他总是抓不到。） Little Duck: Good morning, Mr. Cat. How are you? Mr. Cat: Fine. Thank you, and you? Little Duck: I’m fine, too. What are you doing? Mr. Cat: I’m catching fish! Look! It’s a big fish! But I can’t catch it! Little Duck: Don’t worry. Let me help you. （小鸭子跳入河里，帮猫先生捉到了鱼。） Little Duck: Here you are. Have a good meal. Mr. Cat: Thank you. It’s so kind of you. Little Duck: My pleasure.（抬头看看天色）I have to go now. Mr. Goat: Help! Help! Little Duck: Who’s crying? Mr. Cat: I don’t know. Little Duck: Let’s go and see. Mr. Cat: Alright. （小鸭子和猫先生一起四处寻找。） Mr. Cat: Here! It’s Mr. Goat! Little Duck: What’s wrong with you, Mr. Goat? Mr. Goat: I was running with singing. But I ran too fast and fell down. My leg is broken. I can’t stand up. Little Duck: Don’t worry. Let me help you. Mr. Cat, can you do me a favor? Mr. Cat: Sure. （他们把山羊先生扶起来。然后一起送山羊先生回了家。） Mr. Goat: Thank you very much. Little Duck: It’s alright. Oh, it’s too late. I have to go now. Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Where are you going? Little Duck: I’m going to visit my grandma. Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Thank you for helping us. Little Duck: It’s my pleasure. Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Have a good time! Little Duck: I will. Good bye! Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Good bye! 第二个：w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my brain? doctor: your brain is perfectly ok. w.bush: how come? doctor: you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and life brain. w.bush: and? doctor: but yours is even far bether than all the others. w.bush: oh? doctor: yes, sir, everybody’s brain is not seperated so perfect. but yours is an exception. w.bush: tell me how could it be an exception, not because I am the head of USA. I hope. doctor: sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in your right brain. A:Do,do,do,how do you do? See, see, see, nice to see you. ABCDEFG, I must 攻克you。Yeah.B:Hey, hey,hey.挺认真的呢！在干什么？英国老鼠,很时代感呀！A：哎，不学也不行了。往事不可提呀，太伤我们中华民族的自尊了。B：这么掺，说来听听。A：哎，有一次我在广州和daddy, mummy去广州乘bus.B：guangzhou bus, wow，many people.A：对了，人都快被挤成相片了。那bus go,stop,go, stop，我是东摇西晃前赴后继,啊，一不小心——B：撞死了。A：你咋就不能说一句好话啊！撞死了谁做你的搭档啊！踩到后面人的脚了。我回头一看，原来是一个身材魁梧，黄头发，蓝眼睛，白皮肤——B：你说老外得了呗！A：我一看是老外，咱可不能丢我们中华少年儿童的良好传统，于是我露出一个真诚的、迷人的微笑，说：I’m sorry!B:Oh,I’m sorry too!A:我这心一想：啊，人家老外sorry two,Oh,I’msorry three.B:What are you sorry for?A:哎呀！这老外是寸步不让啊，他都Sorryfour了，不行，我好歹也是学了五六年的英语了，我连忙说Oh,Oh,Oh,I’msorryfive!B:Sorryfive?HA!HA!HA!A:这老外还敢取笑我，气刹吾也！I’llgiveyousomecolourtoseesee!B：（模仿老外口音）什么？你要给我一点颜色看看！A：我一听，太他妈的伤自尊心了，于是一横心就打算把这破英语搞好。听说您最近英语学得很有心得，是不是真的呢？B：不敢，不敢，只不过是学得了一点儿皮毛，说不上一级棒！A：那这样子好了，让我来考考您！B：没问题，尽管考～ （一副很有自信的样子）A：注意听了：I am the apple of my parent's eye."是什麼意思？小鱼：apple,那还不容易吗？我们学校一年级的小朋友都会了，还考我：苹果啦。eye:就是眼睛。苹果眼睛，苹果怎么在眼睛呢？错了，肯定是句错句。那些老外的眼睛那么大的吗？往你父母的眼睛放苹果？B：No -No-No------- A：Oh, please.（哀求状）到底是什么了？B:嘿嘿，不懂了吧。你想想，我的爸爸妈妈最疼那个呀？A： 当然是你啦。B：对了，在他们的眼里，我是什么了？A： 小宝贝，小皇帝。B：汝子可教，汝子可教呀。那么: I am the apple of my parents' eye.就是说：A/B：我是我父母的小宝贝，我父母的掌上明珠。A：英国老鼠的知识实在太有趣了，我一定要好好地学习。B：对。让我们天天read，天天listen,天天进步！yeah. 怀古伤今团队为你解答
雨中之苇
4人英语话剧剧本It's a Small World CastKobe: K; play presenterAllen: Ab (boy)Johnson: JBZ: BArthur: Ag (Girl)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene IK: There was a lovely village in the countryside. Allen, Johnson, Bz, and Arthur are good friends. Here, they are creating the most beautiful memories.B: Hey! Look! A shooting star!Ag: Where?B: Here! (Take out a big special ring!)Ag: So, what is this for?B: Will you marry me?Ab: Sure, honey!(Ag takes out a hammer and hits Ab.)Ab: Ouch! OK! I'll be quiet.J: Hey, guys! What are you talking about?Ab: They are talking about their future. (Point at Ag and B.)J: Their future?Ag: No! Our futures. I'm gonna be a worldwide famous writer.Ab: I'm gonna be the greatest singer. And I'm worried that there will be too many girls hanging around and crazy for me!(J, B, Ag pretend to be disgusted.)J: As far as I am concerned, becoming the most successful businessman is my life goal.Ag: What about you, BZ?Ab: To marry her, right? (Ab hits B gently.)Ag: Come on! Be serious. Let him tell us.B: I want to stay here and be a farmer.Ag: All right! We're only ten now. Who knows what will actually happen in the next ten or twenty years?J: Whatever our dreams are, no matter where we are, twenty years from now, we'll all come here having a reunion.Ab: And don't forget, we are…K: Wait for me!...All: Friends forever!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene II转自： http://www.coffbar.comK: Twenty years later, at Johnson Rich's company.(Phone rings.)Secretary A: Hello! This is Rich telephone company. May I help you? OK! OK! bye-bye!Secretary B: (Knock, Knock, Knock!) Mr. Rich, may I come in?J: Come in!Secretary B: (With a flirting look) Mr. Rich, Can I invite you to dinner tonight?(Secretary A cuts in between the two of them.)Secretary A: Hey! Young lady! You may be young and beautiful, but I’ve been working here much longer than you. I really don't mind you inviting Mr. Rich to dinner, if you don’t want to work here anymore!J: Yo, ladies. Nothing but business, O.K.? Now, go back to your work!Secretary A: Sir!J: Now what?Secretary A: This is the ad for the new cell phone design, and the main idea is "It's a small world!"J: Good job! Look, my cell phones make the world smaller.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene III(At Arthur’s new book press conference)Reporter A: Congratulations, Arthur. We know that you are the winner of the Pulitzer Prize.Reporter B: Why did you want to write this book?Ag: Well, I always believe that touching words can comfort people. Many people in the world live a difficult life. With words, we can tell them that they're not alone wherever they are.Reporter C: Why did you name the book "It's a small world "?Ag: It’s said that “the pen is mightier than the sword.” Through words, we can express our love, thoughts, and feelings to our friends. The power of words shortens the distance among people and makes the world smaller, right?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene IV转自： Allen Baker’s concert…Allen’s fans are crazy for him and screaming everywhere.)Host: Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome our super star, Mr. Anderson!!(Fans scream like crazy.)Ab: (Singing) It can happen to anyone of us, anyone you think of. Anyone can fall. Anyone can hurt someone they love. Hearts will break. Cause I made a stupid mistake…(A fan shakes hands with Allen, and then passes out and is taken away.)Ab: Thank you! Maybe you don’t understand the language I speak. Maybe we have different blood in our bodies. But I really hope that I can deliver something to you all and make you understand what I try to express. And I really really hope the music can shorten the distance between us and make the world smaller. Thank you! I love you all !! (Two crazy fans run to Allen and hold him tight. The guards drag them away.)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene V(At Bz Farmer’s Big Tomato Award Ceremony…)Host: Now! I'm honored to announce the first prize winner of the super award. Let's welcome Farmer of the year, Mr. BZ !(BZ runs up to the stage with a surprised look, and his fans cheer for him.)B: My goodness! I can't believe it! Thank you, my tomato fans! (Waving to them with the trophy.) I love my hometown. I grow crops not only for the people living here, butalso for the people all over the world who are suffering from hunger and poverty. My childhood friends have all been very successful in different fields to make the world a better place to live in. Our love binds us together and makes the world smaller. I’m glad that we all made our dreams come true. Thank you! Thank you!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene VIK: Twenty years later, at the Home-coming Reunion…Ab: (To J) I use your cell phone. It's great, man!J: (To Ag) And I read your book!Ag: (To Bz) And I ate your big tomatoes. They are amazingly deliciousB: (To Allen) And I listened to your music. It really takes my breath away!J: Let's have a toast to my cell phones.Ab: No! To my music.Ag: To My books.B: To my love and to our friendships.J: All these things have made the world smaller. We feel so much closer to each other now.All: Oh! What a small world!Director: Cut! Cut! You all did a great job. Let's call it a day.(Freeze the scene with them holding their belongings, microphone, cell phone, book, and big tomato.)
