美丽世界的angel
我们很多励志幽默的段子，但是总体会不全面，应该多扩充套件看看国外是怎么励志的。下面是我为大家整理的关于，希望大家能够喜欢。
1：
1、You have to believe in yourself. That's the secret of success. -- Charles Chaplin人必须有自信，这是成功的秘密。 -- 卓别林
2、Gods determine what you're going to be. 人生的奋斗目标决定你将成为怎样的人。
3、The reason why a great man is great is that he resolves to be a great man.伟人之所以伟大，是因为他立志要成为伟大的人。
4、A thousand-li journey is started by taking the first step.千里之行，始于足下
5、A strong man will struggle with the storms of fate. -- Thomas Addison强者能同命运的风暴抗争。 -- 爱迪生
6、pain past is pleasure.忍过痛苦即得快乐。
7、Suffering is the most powerful teacher of life.苦难是人生最伟大的老师。
8、All things are difficult before they are easy.凡事必先难后易。
9、、There’s only one corner of the universe you can be sure of improving, and that’s your own self.这个宇宙中只有一个角落你肯定可以改进，那就是你自己。
10、Where there is life, there is hope.生命不息，希望不止。
2：
1、I feel strongly that I can make it.我坚信我一定能成功。
2、Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.与其诅咒黑暗，不如燃起蜡烛。
3、The shortest answer is doing.最简短的回答就是行动。
4、Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.成功的秘诀就是四个简单的字：多一点点。
5、The car will find its way round the hill when it gets there.车到山前必有路。
6、All things in their being are good for something.天生我才必有用。
7、Difficult circumstances serve as a textbook of life for people.困难坎坷是人们的生活教科书。
8、Failure is the mother of success. - Thomas Paine失败乃成功之母。
9、You have to believe in yourself. That's the secret of success. -- Charles Chaplin人必须有自信，这是成功的秘密。 -- 卓别林
10、The unexamined life is not worth living. -- Socrates混混噩噩的生活不值得过。 -- 苏格拉底
3：
1、None is of freedom or of life deserving unless he daily conquers it anew. -Era *** us只有每天再度战胜生活并夺取自由的人，才配享受生活的自由。
2、Pursue your object, be it what it will, steadily and indefatigably.不管追求什么目标，都应坚持不懈。
3、Living without an aim is like sailing without a pass. -- John Ruskin生活没有目标，犹如航海没有罗盘。-- 罗斯金
74、What makes life dreary is the want of motive. -- George Eliot没有了目的，生活便郁闷无光。 -- 乔治 · 埃略特
5、Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored.-- Lincoln卓越的天才不屑走旁人走过的路祝寿对联。他寻找迄今未开拓的地区。
6、There is no such thing as a great talent without great will - power. -- Balzac没有伟大的意志力，便没有雄才大略。 -- 巴尔扎克
7、All things in their being are good for something.天生我才必有用。
8、Difficult circumstances serve as a textbook of life for people.困难坎坷是人们的生活教科书。
9、Failure is the mother of success. 失败乃成功之母。
10、For man is man and master of his fate.人就是人，是自己命运的主人。
4：
1、The unexamined life is not worth living. -- Socrates混混噩噩的生活不值得过。 -- 苏格拉底
2、None is of freedom or of life deserving unless he daily conquers it anew. -Era *** us只有每天再度战胜生活并夺取自由的人，才配享受生活的自由。
3、Our destiny offers not the cup of despair, but the chalice of opportunity. So let us seize it, not in fear, but in gladness. -- R.M. Nixon命运给予我们的不是失望之酒，而是机会之杯。因此，让我们毫无畏惧，满心愉悦地把握命运 - 尼克松
4、Living without an aim is like sailing without a pass. -- John Ruskin生活没有目标，犹如航海没有罗盘。-- 罗斯金
5、What makes life dreary is the want of motive. -- George Eliot没有了目的，生活便郁闷无光。 -- 乔治 · 埃略特
6、Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored.-- Lincoln卓越的天才不屑走旁人走过的路。他寻找迄今未开拓的地区。
7、Keep on going never give up. 勇往直前，决不放弃!
8、We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. -- Mattin Luther King我们必须接受失望，因为它是有限的，但千万不可失去希望，因为它是无穷的。 马丁 · 路德 · 金
9、Energy and persistence conquer all things. 能量加毅力可以征服一切。
10、Nothing seek, nothing find.无所求则无所获。
5：
1、Cease to struggle and you cease to live. 生命不止，奋斗不息。 -- 卡莱尔
2、A thousand-li journey is started by taking the first step.千里之行，始于足下。
3、Strength alone knows conflict, weakness is below even defeat, and is born vanquished. -- Swetchine只有强者才懂得斗争;弱者甚至失败都不够资格，而是生来就是被征服的。 -- 斯威特切尼
4、The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for circumstances they want, and if they cannot find them, make them. -- Bernara Shaw在这个世界上取得成就的人，都努力去寻找他们想要的机会，如果找不到机会，他们便自己创造机会。 -- 萧伯纳
5、A strong man will struggle with the storms of fate. -- Thomas Addison强者能同命运的风暴抗争。 -- 爱迪生
6、He who seize the right moment, is the right man. 谁把握机遇，谁就心想事成。 -- 歌德
7、Victory won't e to me unless I go to it. 胜利是不会向我们走来的，我必须自己走向胜利。 -- 穆尔
8、Man errs as long as he strives. -- Goethe失误是进取的代价。 -- 歌德
9、The failures and reverses which await men - and one after another sadden the brow of youth - add a dignity to the prospect of human life, which no Arcadian success would do. 尽管失败和挫折等待着人们，一次次地夺走青春的容颜，但却给人生的前景增添了一份尊严，这是任何顺利的成功都不能做到的。 -- 梭罗
10、Where there is life, there is hope 生命不息，希望常在。
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超简短的英语笑话段子：What has a head, a tail, and no body?A coin!
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了!
服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫!
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上!”
“什么?”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上?”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
服务员：茶或咖啡?先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的!
服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子?
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?
看起来象是在仰泳，先生……
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!
别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇!
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!
别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!
我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!
对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇!
是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇!
1美元你想要什么——活的.?
aiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
What do you expect for $1 - a live one?
服务员，汤里有只蜜蜂!
是的，先生，今天苍蝇放假。
Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
服务员，来杯咖啡，不加奶油。
对不起，先生，奶油没了，不加奶怎么样?
Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
服务员，你的领带在我的汤里了。
没关系，先生，它不缩水。
Waiter, your tie is in my soup!
That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?"
妻子：那是什么意思?
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
丈夫：开个玩笑!
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩：我!我现在要回家了。
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