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荆轲刺秦王吧 我们刚演过 效果很好荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本 （Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）： Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ （作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me? 荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don\'t need any reason to win a person. Don\'t we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you\'re gonna get.\" I got it, Momma is right. 荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹晕倒 荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding! 太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着： To be or not to be, that's a question. 阿三：Hero，we need your help. 荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money. 荆柯：I am very busy now! 阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荆柯：I am very very busy now! 阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours. 荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love! 阿三：What? What’s the TCM? 荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer. 阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM . 太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China. 荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight. 阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗…… （《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。） 荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you. 太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah! Action Ш （《大话西游》主题曲响起） 荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后. 阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River. 荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby. （太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。） 荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you. 妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》） 荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》) 妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you. 荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）. 妻子:"I promise." 荆轲:"Never let go. “ 妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." （荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。） 妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪， 荆珂上船，渐渐远去 妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never…… 妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account. 阿三：Okay okay! 旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng. The End

To Be Honest or Not to Be? by Jung-Han Chen很有意思的4人剧本，关于强烈推荐。趣味性，并且很有意义，很有水平啊。Cast Honest WoodcutterGreedy WoodcutterGreedy WoodcutterGod of the Lake--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene 1 The Honest Woodcutter(One day, H and G were chopping firewood together in the mountain.)H: See all this hard work we’ve been doing. It’s really difficult for us to make a living.G: Yes, I don’t know how many days we have to keep doing the same thing.Chop, chop, and chop.(At that time, his axe accidentally dropped into the lake.)H: Oh, no. My axe!G: It’s getting dark. We’d better find your axe quickly.H: Well, it’s O.K. You can go back first. If I can’t find it today, I will find it tomorrow.G: Hmm. O.K., I will see you later (going home alone).H: Aack, I should have been more careful. Now how can I find my axe?God: I am God of the Lake. You seem to have a problem? What happened?H: I dropped my axe into the lake by accident. Can you help me find it?God: No problem. It’s a piece of cake. I’ll be right back (disappearing).God: Is this gold axe yours?H: No, it’s not.God: O.K., just a second. How about this silver axe? Is it yours?H: No, it’s not mine, either.God: Then, this one?H: Yes, it’s mine. Thank you so much. You really saved my day.God: Young man, you are such an honest person. Nowadays it’s hard to find people as honest as you. Therefore, I’d like to give you both of these two axes, the gold one and the silver one, to award you for your honesty.H: Really? Aren’t you kidding?God: Of course not. We gods never lie.H: Oh, thank you so much. Today is really my lucky day. I promise I’ll work even harder. I won’t let you down.God: That’s good, young man. Good luck! Scene 2 The Greedy Woodcutter(The following day, the greedy woodcutter went to the honest woodcutter’s home.)G: Hey, you’ve got these gold and sliver axes. Where did you get them? Did you buy them? Impossible! You are even poorer than I. Or … did you pick them up somewhere?H: No way! Something incredible happened to me just after you went home yesterday afternoon, and I got these two axes.G: Something incredible? Could you tell me what exactly happened yesterday?H: Sure. Remember we were chopping the wood and I dropped my axe into the lake? I told you to go home and not to worry about me. In fact, I was worried to death because I didn’t know how to find it. I was so worried that I cried by the lake. At that moment, God of the Lake appeared suddenly, and he helped me find my ax in the lake. I was so happy when I saw the axe I lost, but something even better happened. Just before I left, the God gave me the gold and sliver axes as gifts.G: How nice. That was truly something incredible. I’d like to try my luck this afternoon to see if I can also get the gold and sliver axes.(The greedy woodcutter could hardly wait till the afternoon because he wanted very much to get the gold and sliver axes. The afternoon finally came.)G: (Dropping his axe into the lake on purpose) Oh, my God! I lost my axe. Without my axe, how could I make a living? What should I do? What should I do (crying)?God: Young man, why are you crying here?G: I accidentally dropped my axe into the lake.God: Don’t worry. Let me help you find it. I’ll be right back.(Then, the God went down to the lake, and a moment later, he showed up with a gold ax.)God: Is this your axe?G: A gold axe (very excited and happy)?! Yes, yes! This is the axe I lost earlier.God: Young man (with a long face), a good person has to be honest. Let me ask you again. Is this really yours?G: My God, I didn’t lie to you about the axe in your hand. I’m telling you the truth. The axe is mine.God: Young man (disappointed and shaking his head), it is important for you to be honest. I know you didn’t tell me the truth. So, I won’t help you. You just go.G: Why?! Why?! Why didn’t I get the gold axe? It must be Jack’s fault. He must be hiding something from me. I’ll go talk to him tomorrow and see what he’s going to say about this! Scene 3 Having a Fight(The following day…)H: What happened? What happened to your axe? Looks like you didn't get the gold and silver axes.G: (Holding the bad axe) It’s all your fault. You cheated me! Because of you, I lost my axe, and now I have to use this old one. You have to get me a new one or you'll be in big trouble.H: I don't think so. You are too greedy; that's why you lost your axe. You deserved it.G: What!? I dare you to say that again.H: You deserved it.G: One more time!H: You deserved it.G: You brought this on yourself.(G pushed H and H tried to push him back. But H got caught.)H: Let me go! Let me go!G: O.K. There you go (pushing H into the lake).H: Help! Help! I don’t wanna die. I will give you my gold and silver axes.G: Really? But I’ve got an even better idea. If you die, both of your axes will be mine. Ha, ha, ha!H: Don't let me die! I have to support my family you know. I have an 80-year-old mother, 7 wives, and 12 children.G: Don't worry. I'll take care of all your wives, but…not your mother or your children.H: You will be caught for this. God won't let you get away with this.(Thunder in the sky and big waves in the lake…)G: O.K., O.K., (getting cold feet) I'll help you right away. Hang in there.(Looking for and finding a stick nearby) Hold on to it.(But the stick hit right on H's head by accident.)H: Ah (going straight down into the lake)!G: I didn't mean it. I swear I didn't mean it. I was just trying to help him.(In the lake…H sank in coma, but showing a smiling face as if he had seen a lot of gold.)God: Isn't that the honest young man I gave the gold and silver axes the other day? Why are you here?H: I missed you, so I jumped into the lake.God: Very cold! It's not funny! Speak the truth.H: O.K.! In fact, I was pushed into the lake by my friend.God: Do you wish me to punish him?H: No, thanks. After I dropped into the lake, he tried to help me, but he was too clumsy and his stick hit me by accident. I'll forgive him.God: What a nice man you are. I almost want to give you a good person certificate.H: I really appreciate your kind words.God: He's so lucky to have such a great friend. O.K., I'll forgive him this time. Scene 4 A Warm ReunionG: Jack, I didn’t do it on purpose. Don’t blame me. It was really not my fault. God, please bless him (worshiping).(God of the Lake showed up.)God: Did you really not intend to hurt him?G: Of course not! I just envied that he got the gold and the silver axes. Anyway, I was just very angry, but there was no evil intention, not at all. I swear (raising his hand).God: Then, what do you think of him?G: Although he was a little stubborn, he was honest and kind-hearted. He was a friend who was worth having. In fact, I miss him a lot.(H showed up.)H: I ‘m glad you didn’t let me down. I know you were not a bad person. You just lost your head because of your greed.G: Jack, is that really you? Oh, thank God! You didn’t die. That’s great!God: Ha, ha, ha! This is really something that makes people happy. Since you two made up with each other, it‘s time for me (waving his hand)…One, two, three, sleep.(H and G fell asleep by the Lade. The following morning…)G: Hey ~ wake up! Wake up. It’s morning already!H: Oh...Good morning. Look! There are a pair of gold axes and a pair of silver axes (checking them out). Here’s also a note.G: Let me see. It’s from the God of the Lake. It says, “In order to celebrate that you two become good friends again, I decided to give each of you a gold axe and a silver axe so that you won’t have any more fight. Work hard and have a nice life.” H: We are so lucky. So, how about working hard with me?G: I don’t see why not!H: It’s a deal. Let’s work hard side by side.G: And…let’s be HONEST.Both: Yeah, indeed. “Honesty is the best policy

这是著名的＜飘＞Tara is the beautiful homeland of Scarlett, who is now talking with the twins, Brent and Stew, at the door step.)BRENT: What do we care if we were expelled from college, Scarlett The war is going to start anyday now so we would have left college anyhow.STEW: Oh, isn't it exciting, Scarlett? You know those poor Yankees actually want a war? BRENT: We'll show 'em.SCARLETT: Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk is spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream. Besides, there isn't going to be any war.BRENT: Not going to be any war? STEW: Ah, buddy, of course there's going to be a war. SCARLETT: If either of you boys says "war" just once again, I'll go in the house and slam the door. BRENT: But Scarlett honey..STEW: Don't you want us to have a war? BRENT: Wait a minute, Scarlett...STEW: We'll talk about this... BRENT: No please, we'll do anything you say... SCARLETT: Well-but remember I warned you. BRENT: I've got an idea. We'll talk about the barbecue the Wilkes are giving over at Twelve Oaks tomorrow. STEW: That's a good idea. You're eating barbecue with us, aren't you, Scarlett?SCARLETT: Well, I hadn't thought about that yet, I'll...I'll think about that tomorrow.STEW: And we want all your waltzes, there's first Brent, then me, then Brent, then me again, then Saul. Promise?SCARLETTT:I'just love to.STEW: Yahoo!SCARLETT: If only ..if only I didn't have every one of them taken already.BRENT: Honey, you can't do that to us.STEW: How about if we tell you a secret? SCARLETT: Secret? Who by?BRENT: Well, you know Miss Melanie Hamilton, from Atlanta?STEW: Ashley Wilkes' cousin? Well she's visiting the Wilkes at Twelve Oaks.SCARLETT: Melanie Hamilton, that goody-goody. Who wants no secret about her. BRENT: Well, anyway we heard... STEW:That is, they say.. BRENT: Ashley Wilkes is going to marry her. STEW: You know the Wilkes always marry their cousins. BRENT: Now do we get those waltzes? SCARLETT: Of course. BRENT: Yahoo!SCARLETT: It can't be true...Ashley loves me. STEW: Scarlett!(Scarlett couldn't accept the fact ofAshley's marriage, she rushes to find her father. Mr.O'Hara is just back from a ride.)16Mr. O'HARA: (To his horse) There's none in the county can touch you, and none in the state. SCARLETT: Paw? How proud of yourself you are! Mr. O'HARA: Well, it is Scarlett O'Hara. So, you've been spying on me. And like your sister Sue Ellen, you'll be telling your mother on me, that I was jumping again. SCARLETT: Oh, Paw, you know I'm no 'tattle like Sue Ellen. But it does seem to me that after you broke your knee last year jumping that same fence......Mr. O'HARA: I'll not have me own daughter telling me what I shall jump and not jump. It's my own neck, so it is. SCARLETT: All right Paw, you jump what you please. How are they all over at Twelve Oaks? Mr. O'HARA: The Wilkes? Oh, what you expect, with the barbecue tomorrow and talking, nothing but war... SCARLETT: Oh bother the war....was there, was thereanyone else there?Mr. O'HARA: Oh, their cousin Melanie Hamilton from Atlanta. And her brother Charles. SCARLETT: Melanie Hamilton. She's a pale-faced mealy-mouthed ninny and I hate her. Mr. O'HARA: Ashley Wilkes doesn't think so. SCARLETT: Ashley Wilkes couldn't like anyone like her. Mr. O'HARA: What's your interest in Ashley and Miss Melanie? SCARLETT: It's...it's nothing. Let's go into the house, Paw.Mr. O'HARA: Has he been trifling with you? Has he askedyou to marry him?SCARLETT No.Mr. O'HARA: No, nor will he. I have it in strictestconfidence from John Wilkes this afternoon, Ashley isgoing to marry Miss Melanie. It'll be announced tomorrownight at the ball.SCARLETT: I don't believe it!Mr. O'HARA: Here, here what are you after? Scarlett!What are you about? Have you been making a ^spectacleof yourself running about after a man who's not in lovewith you? When you might have any of the bucks in thecounty?SCARLETT: I haven't been running after him, it's...it'sjust a surprise that's all.Mr. O'HARA: Now, don't be jerking your chin at me. IfAshley wanted to marry you, it would be with misgivings,I'd say yes. I want my girl to be happy. You'd not be happywith him.SCARLETT: I would, I would.Mr. O'HARA: What difference does it make whom youmarry? So long as he's a Southerner and thinks like you.And when I'm gone, I leave Tara to you.SCARLETT: I don't want Tara, plantations don't meananything when...Mr. O'Hara: Do you mean to toll me Katie Scarlett O'Harathat Tara, that land doesn't mean anything to you? Why,land is the only thing in the world worth working for.Worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it's the onlything that lasts.SCARLETT: Oh, Paw, you talk like an Irishman.Mr. O'HARA: It's proud I am that I'm Irish. And don't yoube forgetting, Missy, that you're half-Irish too. And toanyone with a drop of Irish blood in them, why the landthey live on is like their mother. Oh, but there, there, now,you're just a child. It'll come to you, this love of the land.There's no getting away from it if you're Irish.(Next day, the O'Haras drive to Twelve Oaks for thebarbeque there.)Mr. O'HARA:: Well, John Wilkes. It's a grand day you'llbe having for the barbecue.JOHN WILKES: So it seems, Gerald. Why isn't Mrs. 0'Hara with you?Mr. O'HARA: She's after settling accounts with theoverseer, but she'll be along for the ball tonight.INDIA: Welcome to Twelve Oaks, Mr. O'Hara.Mr.O'HARA: : Thank you kindly, India. Your daughter isgetting prettier everyday, John.JOHN WILKES: Oh, India, here are the O'Hara girls, wemust greet them.INDIA: Can't stand that Scarlett. If you'd see the wayshe throws herself at Ashley.JOHN WILKES: Now, now, that's your brother's business.You must remember your duties as hostess. Good morning,girls! You look lovely. Good morning, Scarlett.SCARLETT: India Wilkes. What a lovely dress. I just can'ttake my eyes off it.(Scarlett enters the hall with her family.)MAN1: Good morning, Miss Scarlett.SCARLETT: Morning.MAN2: Look mighty fine this morning, Miss Scarlett.SCARLETT: Thank you.MANS: Morning Miss Scarlett.SCARLETT: Good Morning.MAN4: Pleasure to see you, Miss Scarlett.MANS: Howdy, Miss Scarlett.SCARLETT: Ashley!ASHLEY: Scarlett! My dear!SCARLETT: I've been looking for you everywhere. I'vegot something I must tell you. Can't we go some placewhere it's quiet?ASHLEY: Yes I'd like to, but... I've something to tell you,too. Something I...I hope you'll be glad to hear. Now comeand say hello to my cousin, Melanie Wilkes.SCARLETT: Oh, do we have to?ASHLEY: She's been looking forward to seeing you again.Melanie! Here's Scarlett.MELANIE: Scarlett. I'm so glad to see you again.SCARLETT: Melanie Hamilton, what a surprise to runinto you here. I hope you're going to stay with us a fewdays at least.MELANIE: I hope I shall stay long enough for us to becomereal friends, Scarlett. I do so want us to be.ASHLEY: We'll keep her here, won't we, Scarlett?SCARLETT: Oh, we'll just have to make the biggest fussover her, won't we, Ashley? And if there's anybody whoknows how to give a girl a good time, it's Ashley. ThoughI expect our good times must seem terribly silly to youbecause you're so serious.MELANIE: Oh, Scarlett. You have so much life. I've alwaysadmired you so, I wish I could be more like you.SCARLETT: You mustn't flatter me, Melanie, and saythings you don't mean.ASHLEY: Nobody could accuse Melanie of being insincere.Could they, my dear?SCARLETT: Oh, well then, she's not like you. Is she,Ashley? Ashley never means a word he says to any girl.Oh, why Charles Hamilton, you handsome old thing, you.CHARLES HAMILTON: But, oh. Miss O'Hara...SCARLETT: Do you think that was kind to bring yourgood-looking brother down here just to break my poor,simple country-girl's heart?(India and Sue Ellen are watching Scarlett in distance)ELLEN: Look at Scarlett, she's never even noticed Charlesbefore, now just because he's your beau, she's after himlike a ^hornet!SCARLETT: Charles Hamilton, I want to eat barbecuewith you. And mind you don't go ^philandering with anyother girl because I'm mighty jealous.CHARLES HAMILTON: I won't, Miss O'Hara. I couldn't! SCARLETT: I do declare, Frank Kelly, you don't look dashing with that new set of whiskers. FRANK: Oh, thank you, thank you, Miss Scarlett. SCARLETT: You know Charles Hamilton and Ray Kelvert asked me to eat barbecue with them, but I told them I couldn't because I'd promised you. INDIA:You needn't be so amused, look at her. She's after your beau now.Frank: Oh, that's mighty flattering of you, Miss Scarlett. I'll see what I can do, Miss Scarlett. KATHLEEN: What's your sister so mad about, Scarlett, you sparking her beau?SCARLETT: As if I couldn't get a better beau than that old maid in britches. Brent and Stew, do talk, you handsome old thing, you...oh, no, you're not, I don't mean to say that I'm mad at you. BRENT: Why Scarlett honey...SCARLETT: You haven't been near me all day and I wore this old dress just because I thought you liked it. I was counting on eating barbecue with you two. BRENT: Well, you are, Scarlett... STEW: Of course you are, honey. SCARLETT: Oh, I never can make up my mind which of you two's handsomer. I was awake all last night trying to figure it out. Kathleen, who's that? KATHLEEN: Who?SCARLETT: That man looking at us and smiling. A nasty dog.KATHLEEN: My dear, don't you know? That's RhettButler. He's from Charleston. He has the most terriblereputation.SCARLETT: He looks as if, as if he knows what I lookedlike without my shimmy.KATHLEEN: How? But my dear, he isn't received. He'shad to spend most of his time up North because his folksin Charleston won't even speak to him. He was expelledfrom West Point, he's so fast. And then there's thatbusiness about that girl he wouldn't marry...SCARLETT:Tell, tell...KATHLEEN: Well, he took her out in a buggy riding inthe late afternoon without a chaperone and then, and thenhe refused to marry her!SCARLETT: (whisper)...KATHLEEN: No, but she was ruined just the same.(Ashley and Melanie, on the balcony open to the garden.)MELANIE: Ashley..ASHLEY: Happy?MELANIE: So happyASHLEY: You seem to belong here. As if it had all beenimagined for you.MELANIE: I like to feel that I belong to the things youlove.ASHLEY: You love Twelve Oaks as I do.MELANIE: Yes, Ashley. I love it as, as more than a house.It's a whole world that wants only to be graceful andbeautiful.ASHLEY: And so unaware that it may not last, forever. MELANIE: You're afraid of what may happen when the war conies, aren't you? Well, we don't have to be afraid. For us. No war can come into our world Ashley. Whatever comes, I'll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.

SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人 P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful,Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S.w. 猎人出场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，小动物出场，追赶猎人，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what’s the matter with you? S.w: The hunter…hunter… A: bite you bite you … 小动物追赶猎人下场 S.w: I am tired and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起，7个小矮人出场， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\somebody drank my water---- 3\someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl!---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you! D: （齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? S.w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 S.w wake up, wake up… 音乐起，动物引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子吻公主，公主醒了 S.w: Thank you for your help! P: My pleasure 音乐起，小动物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞

逃课Scene I(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?——————————————————————————–Scene II(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? …Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?——————————————————————————–Scene III(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?Rita: I thought you were going to the library.Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!——————————————————————————–Scene IV(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.Ken: What are they?Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.Ken: Why?Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.Ken: You are a genius.Rita: I am just very professional.Ken:   I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!——————————————————————————–Scene V(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.Kevin: Why?Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.Ken: Ok. Let’s go.(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)——————————————————————————–Tags: 6人剧本, 大学生活, 趣味剧本

Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．Grandma：Who is it？Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：(边说边起床) Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!Wolf：Come in， Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.Hunter：(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)Hunter：(端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．Hunter：Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．Grandma：(从桌子上拿来针线)Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)Grandma：I'll thread it.Hunter：(拿起枪)Woke up!Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter：You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!Wolf： (应声倒下)Hunter：The bad wolf is dead．Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you