王嘉卿WJQ
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?The husband laughed and said: An English girl!!!The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip?The wife: Very good, thank you.The husband: And, what happened to my present?The wife: Which present?The husband: What I asked for: the English girl?The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!!!
西西和嘻嘻
新婚度蜜月夫妇去商场买衣服的英语对话-Honey, I like this beautiful dress very much, let's go inside and have a look.-Where?-Here, here, see, it's so so beautiful.-Oh..-Come inside.-OK, coming.-It's exactly made for me. How do you think?-Yeah, it is.-Let me see the price, oh, it's more than one thousand.-Buy it. It's our honeymoon. I want you to be happy.-Oh, darling, thank you so much.-You are welcome, honey.
