英语版玩笑

一、我是单身汉Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的？"护士问. "有！"杰克想了想说，"我是个单身汉."二、死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。丈夫：那有什么？据我调查，死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。三、位置上的冰激凌"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine.""Yours?Can you prove it?""Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it.""请原谅，你占了我的位置.""你的位置？你能征明这点吗？""能，我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌."四、别无选择One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"一天，夏娃问亚当："你当真爱我吗？"亚当无可奈何地回答："我还有的选择吗？"

玩笑的释义：1.使人感到好玩发笑。 2.玩耍嬉笑的言语或行动。例句：这位姑娘初次乍见，就跟他开了个小小的玩笑。那么你知道玩笑用英语怎么说吗?下面来学习一下吧。

玩笑的英语说法1：

joke

玩笑的英语说法2：

fun

玩笑的英语说法3：

jest

玩笑的相关短语：

玩笑话 Teaser

致命玩笑 The Killing Joke ; Joy Ride Dead Ahead

玩笑程序 Joke Program ; joke program ;

玩笑言行 fooling

下流玩笑 dirty joke

玩笑捉弄 Making Jokes

玩笑而已 Just Kids

玩笑的英语例句：

1. I got quite a lot of ribbing from my team-mates.

队友们经常开我的玩笑。

2. His team-mates opened hotel windows, shouting "Jump!" and somewhat less printable banter.

他的队友打开了酒店的窗户，大叫着“跳!”，还开了一些上不了台面的玩笑。

3. The soldiers bantered with him as though he was a kid brother.

士兵们把他当作弟弟一样和他开着玩笑。

4. The men talk as cheerfully as ever; jests are bandied about freely.

男人们像往常一样高兴地聊着，彼此间随意开着玩笑。

5. It's his idea of a joke, I suppose, the scallywag.

我想开玩笑是他的主意，真是个淘气鬼。

6. Liz meant it as a joke but it fell flat.

利兹本想开个玩笑，结果却没有达到效果。

7. That damned Farrel made some nasty jokes here about Mr. Lane.

那个该死的法雷尔开了些关于莱恩先生的下流玩笑。

8. They joked and drank coffee and filled themselves with chocolate cake.

他们开着玩笑，喝着咖啡，尽情地吃着巧克力蛋糕。

9. All this was said in a bantering tone.

这些都是当玩笑话说的。

10. Don't get defensive, Charlie. I was only joking.

别那么大戒心，查利，我只是开个玩笑罢了。

11. What truly grates is the painful banter.

最让人气愤的是那个令人难堪的玩笑。

12. It was a jest rather than a reproach.

这与其说是责备，还不如说是句玩笑呢。

13. Sometimes a light remark jarred on her father.

有时候一句玩笑就会令她父亲不快。

14. Fred keeps cracking rude jokes with the guests.

弗雷德不停地和客人们开着粗俗的玩笑。

15. It was said in jest.

那是开开玩笑的。

The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?吝啬鬼请客 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。” “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？” “你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。 I think that I'm a chicken Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg! 精神病医师：你哪里不舒服？ 病人：我认为我是一只鸡。 精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的？ 病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。 Who Is the Laziest? Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class? Tom: I don't know, father. Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work? Tom: Our teacher, father. 中文： 父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒？ 汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。 父亲：啊，不对，你知道！想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课？ 汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。 Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson: "But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!" 译文： 老农约翰逊就要死了。他的家人都站在床边。他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。” 妻子说：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁给任何人。” 约翰逊：“但我希望你这么做。” 妻子：“为什么？” 约翰逊：“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。”