大学英语小品

老妈叫我翻译!!!(超强爆笑) 今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思 老妈：这个“i don’t know.“是什么意思？ 我说：“我不知道” 老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！ 我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！！ 老妈：还嘴硬！！！！$@％!#$^&％#$％@$％@#$％!^％^!^％$^#&..(一顿爆揍) 老妈：你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。 我说：是“我知道“ 老妈：知道就快说。 我说：就是“我知道“ 老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？ 我说：就是我知道呀！ 老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$％^@$#!％$@^％#*$^^^##$％(又一顿爆揍) 老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don’t want to tell you.“是什么意思？ 我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧 这不她老人家又来问我了:“儿啊,i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~?“ 我:“我很烦,别烦我“ 老妈:“找打,跟你妈这么说话“(于是被扁) 老妈又问;“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“ 我说:“我没听清,再说一次“ 老妈又说了一遍:i hear nothing,repeat“ “我没听清,再说一次“ 结果被扁 老妈再问:“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“ 我说:“你说什么“(再次被扁) 老妈再问:“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊’ 我说:“查字典“ “查字典我还问你做甚“(被扁) 老妈又问:you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“ 我说:“你最好问别人“ “你是我儿子,我问别人干吗,又找打.“ “啊!god save me !“ “上帝救救我吧!” “耍你老妈玩,上帝也救不了你!(被扁) 我再问你:“use you head,then think it over,又是什么意思啊!“ 我说:“动动脑子,再仔细想想.“ “臭小子,还敢耍我“接着又要动手 我连忙说:“是世上只有妈妈好的意思” “嗯,这还差不多,一会我给你做好吃的,明天再问你”【好笑不？】

** Learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. --someone ** They have been married for two years. He loves literature, and often posts his work on the net, but nobody ever reads them. He is also into photography, and he handle their wedding photos. He loves her very much. Likewise with her. She has a quick temper, and always bullies him. He is a gentleman, and always gives in to her. Today, she's being "wilful" again. Her : "Why can't you be the photographer for my friend's wedding? She promised she'd pay." Him : "I don't have time that day." Her :"Humph!" Him : "Huh?" Her : "Don't have time? Write less of those novels,and you will have all the time you need." Him : "I...someone will definitely recognize my work some day." Her : "Humph! I don't care, you'll have to do it for her.! " Him : "No." Her : "Just this once?" Him : "No." Negotiation's broken. So, she gave the final warning: "Give me a Yes within three days, or else..." First day. She "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom, computer, refrigerator, television, hi-fi...Except the double-bed, to show her "benevolence". Of course, she has to sleep on it too. He didn't mind, as he still has some cash in his pockets. Second day. She conducted a raid and removed everything from his pockets and warned, "Seek any external help, and you bear the consequences." He's nervous now. Night. On the bed. He begs for mercy, hoping that she'll end this state. She doesn't give a damn. No way am I giving in, whatever he says. Until he agrees. Third day. Night. On the Bed. He's lying on the bed, looking to one side. She's lying on the bed, looking to the other side. Him : "We need to talk." Her : "Unless it's about ! the wedding, forget it." Him : "It's something very important." She remains silent. Him :"Let's get a divorce." She did not believe her ears. Him : "I got to know a girl." She's totally angry, and wanted to hit him. But she held it down, wanting to let him finish. But her eyes already felt wet. He took a photo out from his chest. Probably from his undershirt pocket, that's the only place she didn't go through yesterday. How careless! Him : "She's a nice girl." Her tears fell. Him : "She has a good personality too." She's heartbroken, because he puts a photo of some other girl "close to his heart". Him : "She says that she'll support me fully in my pursue for literature after we got married." She's very jealous, because she said the same thing in the past. Him : "She loves me truly. " She wishes to sit up and scream at him: "Don't I?" Him : ! "So, I think she won't force me to do something that I don't want to do." She's thinking, but the rage won't subside. Him : "Want to take a look at the photo I took for her?" Her : ".....!" He brings the photo before her eyes. She's in a total rage, hits his hand away and leaves a burning mark of a slap on his face.He sighs. She cries. He puts the photo back to his pocket. She pulls her hand back under the blanket. He turns off the light,and sleeps. She turns on the light, and sits up. He's asleep. She lost sleep. She regrets treating him the way she treated him. She cried again, and thought about a lot of things. She wants to wake him up. She wants to have a intimate talk with him. She doesn't want to push him anymore. She stares at his chest. She wants to see how the girl looks. She slips the photo out. She wanted to cry, and she wanted to laugh.It's a nicely taken photo of herself. A photo he took for her. She bends down, and kissed him on his cheek. He smiled. He was just pretending to be asleep.

3人几乎没有 人数少了，都没什么内涵 或者你找一个中文的 自己翻译It's Painful to Be a Love Cheater 做爱情的欺骗者是痛苦的 一个比较简单的剧本,是说一对恋人考到了不同的大学,结果因为某种原因二年分手.应该说比较符合大学生活吧,似乎这样的例子很多. 人物 George Jack Narrator Rose Narrator Mary Reporter -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (In a coffee shop) Reporter: Now I’ll bring you the latest news. The news everyone knows “The Love Cheater in Wuhan University and we will have an interview with the girl involved in this news for you. Let’s see what’s going on about this event. Narrator: Jack and Rose was a nice couple, but they were separated from each other in Wuhan and Xiangfan after entering the university. Because Rose didn’t know any new friends in Wuhan, except her classmate at school George who looked after her and, gradually, they fell in love with each other. SCENE I In KTV, everyone is singing. Rose: Jack, this is my classmate at school. George, and she is his girlfriend, Mary. They have been looking after me. George: Nice to meet you. Do you live in Wuhan, too? Jack: No, I study in Xiangfan. I often heard Rose mention about you. Thanks for your caring for her. (To George)You have to treasure. Your girlfriend is so nice! Mary: You are flattering me. Your girl friend is very cute and considerate, too. Rose: Jack, it’s your turn to sing. Come on! Then, they had a very good time that night. SCENE II Rose: George, it’s so late. Why do you call me out? By the way, why don’t you keep company with Mary? George: She’s preparing for the quiz. She doesn’t want me to disturb her. Rose: She is not only pretty but also study very well. George, you must take good care of her. At this time, George gets wrinkled intentionally, and he wants to say something. George: Rose, you don’t understand. Because Mary is so perfect, I feel that I can’t match with her. Rose: Why do you think so? You are so matched in my eyes that I’m so envious. Not like me, when I miss him, however, I can’t see him. You really have to treasure her. George: Of course I will, but she always forgets me when she is busy. I want to accompany her, but she doesn’t have time to keep company with me. She is always independent. Perhaps she never needs me at all. Rose: Why do you say so? A woman always needs a man’s care. George: But, I feel like looking after you better. Rose: (The phone is ringing. It’s from jack. ) (On the phone) Baby, OK, OK. Good night! Chu~ It’s Jack. The time is not early. should go back home. Don’t think too much. If you are not happy with anything without anyone to share it with , I’ll be glade to share with you. Don’t think too much so that I won’t have to worry about you . Rose is glad without showing. . SCENE III Narrator: After George and Rose say good-bye downstairs at Rose’s home. George took Rose’s hand, and look at Rose with tenderness. George can’t help kissing Rose. Rose is shy but happy. On the other side there is a man clenching his fist. He swears to make George taste the same bitterness. The man is Jack. Rose: Thanks for all that you did for my birthday. Today is so unforgettable, I will remember it forever. George: Me too, and you are so beautiful tonight. I hope that we will have a lot of chances to go out together. (Two people are unwilling to separate until eventually at the last moment, they reluctantly separated from each other.) Jack suddenly shows up. Jack: Well, today is your birthday. I came here and wanted to give you a surprise, but you now lean on the other man. You’re so wicked. Have a good time! SCENE IV Soon Jack came home with angry. After Jack arrived home, he was so imbalanced. So he decided to call Mary to tell her about he had seen tonight. (On the phone) Mary: This is Mary speaking. Who’s calling? Jack: This is Jack, Rose’s boyfriend. Do you remember? Mary: Oh, ya! What’s the matter? Jack: I’m sorry to tell you this but I have to tell you the truth. I hope that you keep calm and listen to what I’m going to say. Your boyfriend has betrayed you, and the girl is my girlfriend. Mary: Oh! Gosh~ why? What’s wrong with me? I just have thick legs, a little lazy and a little short. Why did he betray me? Do I have a worse fate than others? (Mary keeps crying on the phone) Jack is worried about Mary. So he decided to go to her house. When he arrives, he finds Mary is just about to jump down from her house. Jack: No! I know you are very sad, but you have to be strong! Mary: leave me alone. I have lost the intention to go on living. There is no meaning in my life. Jack: All right! If it’s so, you jump and I jump! Mary get down on her knees and begin to cry. She gives up committing suicide. Jack walks to Mary and embraces her. He smiles viciously. SCENE V (At Jack’s home) Jack and Mary are closer and closer. Gradually, they have done something they love. Mary: Honey~ Tell you a good news! You will be daddy! Happy Father’s Day! Jack: (Jack is shocked.) Are you kidding? Are you sure that the baby is mine? Mary: What did you say! Don’t you believe me? Jack: Yes, of course! But…… I never thought it would turn out to be like this. Actually, I only wanted to give George revenge, so I did something we loved with you. How can he do that to my girlfriend. Mary: (Mary slap on Jack’s face.) You are a beast! I will accuse you! SCENE VI (In a coffee shop.) Narrator: Thus, Mary told everything she knows to the reporter. Reporter: So far is the reporter Kelly’s report in Wuhan. Now, we will bring you back to the reporter in our studio. Narrator: After that, Jack’s behavior is criticized by the public. Jack can’t tolerate their criticism. Finally, he commits suicide. On the other hand, Rose and George regret for what they have done. And they can’t go on living with the morals of the public. In the end they have something to tell everyone here. George and Mary: It’s painful to be a love cheater!!

Lee: the audience friends, and my soldiers in that you give your bow! Zhao: Wei-Guo Zhao Requests give you it! Big: we talk about this comic is one of our new entries this year. Lee: Yes! Large: We have dedicated as a New Year gift everyone. Lee: I hope you can enjoy, Ha, ha, ha ha ha ... ... Zhao: I the hands of this mobile phone is our company's latest product, the Spring Festival as a bargain today, free of charge! Lee: Ladies and gentlemen, listen to comic fun! Zhao: Ladies and gentlemen, you may benefit cell phone! Large: the willingness to listen to comic friends express some applause! Zhao: the cell phone you want to shout out! Lee: This ring I would like to come ... ... Zhao: not to want? One, two, three ... ... Large LEE: stop! Lee: Yes it trouble you, how are hit the scene? Zhao: What is a smashing scene even you? This is my cell phone to send it free of charge. Large: ah, you mean you are not to the cell phone money. Zhao: Yes you! Large: are free of charge. Zhao: hey. Great: My friends, this is a liar! Lee: Ladies and gentlemen, tens of millions of别上当! Zhao: Yes What is liar? Hey, free real cell phone. Big: how do you free law? Lee: Do you talk about. Zhao: The mobile phone is not only not to the money, and is responsible for all telephone charges. Fewer want to fight the fine fight of the many incentives we have. Lee: Oh, say you have to understand that point. Zhao: I said that, ah, even if one day you hit a 24-hour international long-distance Lee: how to? Cho: We are all free. Lee: No. Have you? Zhao: Of course you have. Lee: No. How many? Zhao: 7417417474741 Lee: uh? Zhao: You can so remember: you exasperating, infuriating you, you气死气死气死. Lee:气死me why you? Zhao: The you, catch you ... hey ... Large: Do not worry哎哎哎hey. , Ladies and gentlemen, do not worry. I am a kind person. Lee: Yes! Great: I am a real person. Lee: watch out. Great: I am an honorable person. Lee: Yes. Great: This is an obvious hoax. Lee: Yes, do. Great: I can not watch everyone cheated. Lee: how should we do? Large: Well, the when, let me come on, the cheat. Let me come by. Lee:气死you. Large:气死气死me than you do Lee: You want this do? Zhao: I wish you a happy talk! See you soon! Large: hey back! Zhao: Why you? Large: 250 I really get it? Zhao: What is the meaning? Great: What not to say that so much excitement? You have to give me a contract to sign. Lee: Good! Great: you give me! Give me! Lee: false, lacking in self-confidence you? Zhao: What you leave? Conditions of our company a little small. Lee: What you talk about. Zhao: I am afraid you can not accept. Lee: hey, you talk about. Zhao: The cell phone call at the time, sometimes there will be ads. Lee: ads? Zhao: You have to listen to. Lee: listen to ads? Great: I tell you, people from an early age I grew up listening to ads, one day I did not listen to ads. Lee: how to? Great: I will be cold. Zhao: What kind of disease you? Zhao: You must ensure that eight hours every day playing phone, less fine. Great: I play 18 hours, you should not give me money? Zhao: Good smart cell phone can not be damaged, damage to guarantee to pay compensations. Lee: a, will have to pay people. Great: I tell you, this mobile phone if a piece of paint off, my father put him to pay you. Lee: ah? Lost my father to put him? Great: P & I put my father to him! Lee: No need to! Zhao: I want to do it so many father? Ah! Ah! Lee: This sign does this卖身契yes. Large: a good sign, in black and white the跑不了. Was to find places to go injections. Zhao: injections? See after a month ha! Lee: You have to哎哎哎气死ah me one back. Zhao: how, you want to? Lee: Of course! Zhao: not so tall! Lee: I would also like to hear ads. Zhao: That did not work. Large: want to account for are cheap. Not to the money, can get through it? Give my home than the wife Yang also plump up the phone at a go-hi. Hey, pass the. Hello? Lee: Hello? Large; Darling. Lee: Who told you that darling? Great: My name is that you darling. Lee: I ... ... Large: Darling, MUA, MUUUA, MUUUUUA Lee: You stinking rogue! Large: Do not hang, Do not linked to his wife, are me, you soldiers you husband. Lee: Oh, you are Bingbing. Bing-bing, how do you choose such a bad number you? Large: it was about to give you good news, I just picked up a free phone. Lee: Bing-bing, I tell you how many times you want to check the hospital to check properly. Large: nothing my hospital check up what ah? Lee: Look, last year you picked up a free meter, installed after the word Son跑得比it faster Liu Xiang. Last month, you also picked up a free refrigerators, the previous day into an egg, hatched the next day to 6 small hen. Today, you also picked up the phone free of charge. Bing-bing, you are not symptoms of neuropathy more and more serious ah? Great: you have neuropathy. Lee: Do you have neuropathy. Great: you have neuropathy. Lee: I ... ... Canton: do you have neuropathy? You need to see a doctor? Large: ah it to the ads on the ah. Canton: WCC International Certification through our specialized in treating a variety of mental illness. Phone contact: 7474741. Large: Oh how that number with my number so like. Lee: Bing-bing, you also let me see neuropathy. Large: No I said, This is an advertisement in the phone. Lee: What can the phone ads ah? Large: or call toll-free number so how? People say that the ads must be listened to, and I hit him less angry, he beat many of the incentives. Lee: Bing-bing, you get my fun当傻子which amuse me? Canton; fool Vicia,越吃越funny! Lee: Do you talk to me funny! Canton:祛痘痘痘cream with痘痘fighting in the end! Lee: Oh! Bingbing me give you气死啦! Large: Do not be angry that his wife is an advertisement! Lee: What ads ah? Great: This is why both ads. Lee: Bingbing, this time with you I can not have it! Canton: do you want to divorce? Lee: uh? Canton: you want to start a new life? Lee: I want to! Widely: Yuanyang divorce would go clubbing things Come on, one of the things from one, who never remarry! Large LEE: Oh! Great: I received this advertisement so how unethical you? Lee: Bing-bing, you have to find things in the Well! Tomorrow morning, I'll divorce you go! Large: Oh Hello, Hello喂喂, wife, Hello, Hello? Large: the bad, and my wife misunderstood. Last year and I want to say divorce, quickly make a phone call to my mother-in-law mother to explain. Hello? Lee: Who? Large:老娘it is me, you son-in-law you soldiers. Lee: you are soldiers, how can you? Quarrel with the wife, right? Large: No quarrel. Lee: No quarrel with you from the marriage of哪门子you? Large: Do not listen to her it was a misunderstanding! Lee: misunderstanding you, fine lines, and you say that on my mind. Great: you worry, I am devoted to give you a phone call new year. LEE: Thank you. Great: I wish you people in the new year ... ... Lee: how to ah? Canton: cold fever, body weakness, back pains, cold hands and feet. Lee: Bing-bing, I can not curse you, ah. Canton: Please use the new drugs - pills伸腿stare. Lee, Tai: Oh! Lee: This is you Bingbing cursed me! Large: Do not be angry老娘you, it is a advertisement. Lee: why, advertising, ah, you better not look my body put me to air out the disease. Canton: Your stomach pain,胃胀, stomach cramps吗? Lee: my stomach does not hurt! Canton: you headache, dizziness, cramps the first吗? Lee: I do not faint first Canton: you frequent urgency, urine cramps吗? Lee: do you have cramps in urine? Canton: Please use pepper diapers, a top 4 pants pants! Lee, Tai: Oh! Great: I said you can stop this advertisement will be one吗?老娘you okay? Lee: I was all right, tomorrow morning个, let us damsel, with the divorce you! Great: This老娘hey! Large: call my father-in-law coming! Hastened to explain to him the elderly. Large: Hello, Father. Lee: Your father told me not to, I simply do not have such a father you! Large: ah? Lee: wrong! I did not you such a姑爷! Large: Well your father Do not be angry you listen to me explain it! Lee: What I explained, you put gas个老娘you anyhow玩命me with you! Canton: Tyson boxing card sets, punched on the results, twice lost tooth! Lee:好小子you want to use force against me, ah, well, I could find a guy ... ... Canton: do you need a kitchen knife? Asako large kitchen knife, very sharp! Lee: Oh my knife with you ah! Large:哪敢me with your father at this动刀子ah! I eat what you want! Lee: You have my gas in this way can you please me what you eat? Canton: powerful rat poison, on an effect! Lee:好小子,死啊you to give me drugs. This is姑爷which I reported on the police station you go! Wow ---- Large: it Father, you father! Great: I know, well not cheap goods, you better not cheap goods! Money, phone calls not to offend one who, simply, I am off! Machine: the mobile phone prompts you: do not play today, 8 hours, will be fined 100,000 yuan! Great: I ... ... 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Zhao: mobile phone is also OK? Great: good mobile phone, with who knows who! Zhao: The hair of the wash it! Large: Yes, wash wash healthier one. Lee: look, are erected coming! Great: I select, I enjoy. Lee, Cho: Why you? Large: Does a woman, very good

英语小剧本--小红帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum： Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks：Goodbye． 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it？ Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in. Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you. Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？ Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears! Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf：I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand. Wolf：I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声) Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you． Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线) Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three. Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里) Grandma： I'll thread it. Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up! Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： (应声倒下) Hunter： The bad wolf is dead． Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you． Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you 参考资料：