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1.Today, I want to tell you a joke, the three countries onto ghosts, the Chinese, French, British, gather together,they are squandering their respective countries to see whose spending even more strongly that the French people to put only rats drank whiskey irrigation, drinking,No go rat holes that rats on the dizzy, the British Brandy also filling the rats, the rats drank just afterHalo quickly on the Chinese people to the country's irrigation Erguotou mice, rats drilling holes.While Britain and France onto China onto the ghosts of ghosts laugh when I saw the rats out from the pit, holding a stick, shouting, cats,You give up. 2.Once upon a time ,a stupid guy went to the doctor's. "What's the matter with you",asked the doctor. "I have been broken all!",said the fool . "Broken all,what's it mean?",the doctor was surprised. Then,the fool pointed to his head and said:"Ouch!There is something wrong with my head."after that,he pointed to his back and said :"ouch,my back hurt."then,he touch his nose and said:"ouch,my nose hurt"…… The doctor thought a while and said :"you have a bad finger" 从前，有个傻瓜去看医生。那医生问他有什么病。那傻瓜说他全身伤了。那医生很疑惑。接着，那傻瓜用手指着头说：“很痛，我的头伤了。”接着，有指着背，鼻子，说它们都伤了。 那医生想了一会儿，说：“你的手指伤了。” 3.A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟." 4.Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"! 四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!" 呵呵,一个比一个效率高.
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现在在写~学校12点断网，明天给楼主哈~ =====================华丽丽的分割线========================Lynn, Ben, Nash, JackBen: Hey guys, how’s it going?Nash: Everything is fine. Lynn: Christmas day is coming soon, you guys have any plans?Jack: Oh, Jesus, I don’t even aware that!Nash: I’m going to Las Vegas with my parents, my grandparent are there.Ben: Nice trip.Nash: I hope so. So what’s your plan?Ben: I’m not sure. Lynn and I want to hold a Christmas party.Jack: Really? That’s so cool.Lynn: Yeah. We want to hold a wonderful party. I and Jack have made a plan with some details. That is really a lot of things for us to do to prepare it.Jack: May I join your guy? That seems interesting. I’ve never try to hold a party.Ben: Of course, welcome. We are lack of human resource!Nash: so jealous to you all! Why don’t you hold party when I am here? I definitely believe I will be sorry for miss the party.Lynn: Maybe another chance in the future.Jack: We will lose lots of fun without you. But getting with family is important to.Ben: Yeah, anyway, Las Vegas is really a good place to enjoy Christmas day!自己写的哈~ 楼主看看~两三分钟应该OK的~
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众志成城，大家一起努力的话英语会好的。下面是我给大家整理的5人英语对话，供大家参阅!
5人英语对话篇1
Section 1
TEDDY: (走到他父亲的办公桌 .)
Dad, there's something I want to tell you.
LAWSON: Oh, is that so! What is it?
TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Lisa and she's accepted me.
LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this?
TEDDY: Right away. That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the honeymoon.
LAWSON: Oh... I will, will I? (敲着桌子, 站起来，走到Teddy旁边.) I'll tell you that I'm ashamed of you. You haven't any backbone... you can't say NO! I left you in charge of my business last week just to see how you'd conduct it. And you did great. Ha!... If I'd stayed away another week, you'd have ruined me.
TEDDY: I did the best I could!
LAWSON: Then you'd make a fine business man. The most essential thing in a business man's life is to be able to say "NO." At all times NO. Especially in a credit business like mine. But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time.
TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say "no."
LAWSON: Well, you'll learn to say "no" before I finance any honeymoon. (Lawson is below desk. 然后，电话响了铃铃铃， Lawson 回到自己的书桌旁, 迅速拿起电话，坐下) Lawson talking...! (听了一会.) NO!!!I... said...NO. (又听了会)Then I'll foreclose. That's final. NO! (Lawson挂了电话， 看着 Teddy.)That's how I make my money. Being able to say NO. NO. NO. And that's the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage.
TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad... and I'll try to make good.
LAWSON: Do you mean it? All right... I'll give you another chance. You want money for a honeymoon? .Very well! You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I'll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say NO.
TEDDY: One hundred dollars?
LAWSON: Right! Do you think you can do it?
TEDDY: I'll try.
LAWSON: (走到Miss Collins旁边.) Miss Collins, I want you to remain in this office with my son while I'm gone. You can sit at my desk. (Miss Collins 没有马上移动.) NOW!(她跳着站起来，穿越舞台.)
COLLINS: Yes, sir!
LAWSON: (走到 Miss Collins旁边) And I don't want you to leave it for a second. Understand? (Miss Collins点点头.) And I want you to keep strict account of every time my son says NO. But remember, if he answers YES just once... he forfeits every "NO." ( 看着Teddy.)Are you on? TEDDY: Yes.
LAWSON: (走到门口, 从衣帽架上拿起外套和帽子) Very well. You'll be in charge here for one-half hour... (看了一下手表.) Now remember... Not one "Yes."... It must be "NO" to everything. (Lawson 退场 ，用力关门.)
Section 2
(Teddy 笑着站了一会. 电话响了铃铃铃 ， 他穿过舞台，冲到放在书桌上的电话旁边, 接
起电话并大声喊到).
TEDDY: NO. Positively NO! (挂了电话. 在舞台上溜达着, 对着很吃惊的Miss Collins笑了笑.) That's two... Put them down.
COLLINS: (记录着.) Yes, sir. (电话响了铃铃铃. Teddy 又快速拿起电话, Miss Collins提醒他小心点.) You’d better hear who it is, sir. It may be important.
TEDDY: Hello? (重复着那边人对他说的话.) Is Mr. Lawson in? NO! Do I mind speaking for him? NO! What? NO!
COLLINS: (站起来，恳求的说.) Don't you think you'd better hang up, sir?
TEDDY: (看着Miss Collins.) No. Put them all down... there were five of them. (对着电话说.) No, no, no! (对着 Miss Collins举起三根手指.) I wasn't talking to you... I was talking to Mr. Lawson's secretary. What? No! I should worry? No! (挂了电话.)
COLLINS: (害怕地说) Aren't you going a little too far, sir?
TEDDY: No! There's another. Are you keeping strict account of them? How many are there? COLLINS: Just... just thirteen, sir.
TEDDY: Thirteen, eh?
COLLINS: But isn't that an unlucky number, sir?
TEDDY: No! That makes fourteen! Well, that's a trip to California, anyway. (电话响了铃铃铃. 但这次 Miss Collins 先接起电话.)
COLLINS: Hello? ( 听了会)Just a second, please. (捂住话筒，对 Teddy 很小声的说.) It's T. J. Morgan to see your father.
TEDDY: No!
COLLINS: Shall I tell him to come back?
TEDDY: No!
COLLINS: But he wants to know if he can see Mr. Lawson?
TEDDY: Tell him NO!
COLLINS: (对着电话说.) No! (挂了电话.)
TEDDY: (享受着这一切.) Add three more to the list. How many is that now? (这时候T. J. Morgan唐突的冲进房间.)
MORGAN: What's the idea of telling me I can't see Lawson? Is he in? (走到 Teddy旁边.) TEDDY: No! (Miss Collins保持纪录每一个"no.")
MORGAN: (看着 Miss Collins .) Then who said Lawson wouldn't see me? Was it you? (Mill Collins 正想回答，但是Teddy打断了.)
TEDDY: No! (冲着 Miss Collins 举起一根手指)
MORGAN: (回过头看着 Teddy .) Oh, then it was you?
TEDDY: No!
MORGAN: (疑惑的问.) Then who was it? Was there anybody else in the office?
TEDDY: No!
MORGAN: Can't you say anything but "NO-O-O!?"
TEDDY: "NO-O-O!"
MORGAN: (厌烦的挥动了一下手.) You're a silly ass... Will you deny that?
TEDDY: For a hundred dollars? NO! (看着 Miss Collins示意她记录下来.)
MORGAN: You're impossible. You tell him that T. J. Morgan was here to see him about our business. He likes to make money the same as everybody, doesn't he?
TEDDY: Yeah....Err. . NO!
MORGAN: What? (在 Teddy的脸前晃了晃手指.)Do you mean to tell me he's not interested in our business anymore? (Miss Collins 努力想说话. Morgan快速转头看着她) Were you going to say something?
TEDDY: No. She - she wasn't!
MORGAN: What? He doesn't want to make a hundred thousand dollars?
TEDDY: (犹豫了一下.) N-n-no.
MORGAN: OH! He doesn't, eh? I'll tend to him. He'll find out when he fools with T. J. Morgan ，he's fooling with fire. I'll show him... I'll show him... (边说着边出去了.)
Section 3
COLLINS: (站起来，走到他旁边.) Oh, Mr. Lawson, you'll ruin your father. And after all he is your father, isn't he?
TEDDY: No! (仍然笑着.)
COLLINS: (脚后跟向后摇晃了一下.) Oh, sir do you know what you are saying?
TEDDY: No! I'm only thinking of a honeymoon in some far-off romantic spot... and if he stays away long enough, I'm sure it will be Venice. Go over there and count "no's." How many have we got now?
COLLINS: (在书桌上数着 .) Thirty-eight, sir.
TEDDY: Thirty-eight hundred dollars. Good. (电话响了铃铃铃.)
COLLINS: Hello! Very well! (挂了电话. 看着Teddy.) Miss Lisa is here, sir.
TEDDY: (惊讶地说) Oh, I can't see her now!
COLLINS: I'm sorry, sir, but I told her that you were here, and she's coming in! (Miss Collins满意地笑着)
TEDDY: Oh, Lord!
COLLINS: And remember, sir, not one YES... it must be NO to everything. (Lisa 兴奋的走进来.) LISA: Hello, Teddy Bear.
TEDDY: Hello, darling!
LISA: Did you tell your father we were going to be married?
TEDDY: Ye. .ye . . . P-Pos-itive-ly! (他掠过自己的肩得意的看着 Miss Collins)
LISA: You're a darling... and you're my darling, aren’t you?
TEDDY: Oh, ye....ye . . . You said it! (摸着自己的额头.) But don't you think you'd better run along now, and I'll see you after work? (他帮她走向门口.她又把他向回推)
LISA: No, I'll stay. Don't you always want to be near me?
TEDDY: (看着Lisa撅起的嘴唇，他差点忘记了要说no) I'll say ye.. years and years to come will find us together.(Teddy 得意的看着 COLLINS.)
LISA: Then you do love me better than anything else in the world... don't you? Say YES (恳求的说)
TEDDY: Yes....ye ye... (要寻找别的话题，他看了一下电话.) Did that phone ring?
LISA：No, it didn't. You are glad you proposed to me yesterday, aren't you, dear? Say YES! (她充满爱意的把手放在Teddy的脸上 ，把他的头转向自己这边)
TEDDY: (忘记了一会.) YEAH.. YEAH. (他看到Miss Collins铅笔放在嘴唇上，站起来) YER-T-AY was the happiest day of my life. (看着 Miss Collins.) That was yesterday.
LISA: (疑惑的问.) And don't you feel the same today?
TEDDY: Yeah....Ye. . Ye... Indeed I do.
LISA: And you'll always be good to me, won't you, dear?
TEDDY: Ye...ye...you know I will.
LISA: (指着 Miss Collins.) Is that woman your father's secretary?
TEDDY: Ye... Young Miss Collins is father's secretary. Meet my fiancée, Miss Lisa.
COLLINS: (站起来鞠躬.) Charmed to meet you, Miss Lisa. Mr. Lawson has spoken of you very often, haven't you, Mr. Lawson?
TEDDY: Oh, ye Huh? Have I?
LISA: (安慰他说.) Poor Teddy Bear. I've noticed you've acted sort of strangely today. I think I'll run along now and leave you to your work. (Lisa 走向门口 .) (Teddy 跟着她走向门口)
LISA: (突然想起了什么,返回来.) Oh, my dear! I was leaving and forgetting the most important thing of all. Isn't our marriage the most important thing in the world to us?
TEDDY: Ye . . . ye. . You know it is!
LISA: (拿起他的手) Do you take me for your lawful wedded wife? Well, you must say "Yes." TEDDY: (仍然看着 Miss Collins.) I... I can't... (把手放脸上，背对着她们.)
LISA: What? Teddy Lawson, do you mean to say you don't want to say "Yes"?
TEDDY: No!
LISA: Then answer... YES or NO!
TEDDY: Darling... I must say NO!
LISA: Oh! NOW I see, yes, you’ve been acting so now. Yes you said no.
TEDDY: Darling, it was for your good that I said it.
LISA: For my good! Oh, it's the woman who must pay!
TEDDY: You're wrong; it's Dad who must pay.
LISA: Oh, so it was your father who bought your love for money. Well, I'll see him about this. Oh, my heart is breaking, my heart is breaking... (她哭着退场了.)
Section 4
LAWSON吃完饭回来了，Teddy 很满意的笑着
LAWSON：(看着Collins)How many times have my son said no?
COLLINS：41. Sir.
LAWSON：O, My god!(看着Teddy)I can’t believe you can do it. (转过头看着Collins)But is there something special happened? (Teddy 低下了头)
COLLINS: Ye... sir .Just now, T J Morgan and Miss Lisa came in. No matter what they asked, Mr. Teddy only said no. So Mr. Morgan was very angry and Miss Lisa left in tears.
LAWSON：O I see.(想了会，看着Teddy)OK，My dear son, I will give you the money that you should get.
TEDDY:(非常高兴的说)Thank you, dad. I am so happy that I can go on a honeymoon with my girlfriend
LAWSON：Although you did it, but you know you ruined my business. I hope you can say yes when you should say yes, but you must say no when you should say no.
TEDDY: O I see, dad. I love you, forever. (两人拥抱)
5人英语对话篇2
演员表： Diana (D1) 林xx Donna(D2)李xx 美国经销商代表
Tom Brown 美国公司经理 朱xx
Nancy Wang 公司的采购部业务员 杨xx
Simon Zhou 公司经理 徐xx
N: Hello, Mrs.Diana , I think we can start by talking about the price. D1: Sure. I'd be happy to answer any questions you may have.
N: Your products are very good. But I'm a little worried about the prices you're asking.
D1: You think we are asking for more?
N: That's not exactly what I had in mind. I know your research costs are high, but what I'd like is a 25% discount.
D1: That seems to be a little high, Mr. Nancy. I don't know how we can make a profit with those numbers.
N: Well, if we promise future business, it will cut your costs, right?
D1: Yes, but it's hard to see how you can place such large orders. We need a guarantee of future business, not just a promise.
N: We said we wanted 1000 pieces over a six-month period. What if we place orders for twelve months, with a guarantee?
D1: If you can guarantee that on paper, I think we can discuss this further.
N: Never mind! By the way, our manager hope to see you, would you like to wait for a moment? I will take him to see you.
D1: that’s ok.I think it’s better let Donna to talk with him.
N : All right.
S: Hi, Mrs. Donna, Welcome to China! I am Simon Zhou, sales manager. It is a pleasure to see you here .How do you do?
D2: How do you do, Mr. Simon!
S: I am afraid that our costs for the product won't go down much, even with future business.
D2: Just what are you proposing?
S: We could take a cut on the price. But 25% would cut our profit margin. We suggest a compromise -10%.
D2: That's a big change from 25%! 10% are beyond my negotiating limit.
S: I don't think I can change it right now.
D2: Mr. Tom, it is really beyond my limit, I think we can try to come up with something else.
S: We hope so, Mrs. Smith. I'll try very hard to reach some middle ground
D2: I understand. We propose a deal. For the first six months, we get a discount of 20%, and the next six months we get 15%
S: Mrs. Smith，I can't bring those numbers back to my office. D2: Then you'll have to think of something better, Mr. Brown
T: How do you do, Mr. Simon!
S: How do you do, Mr. Brown! How about 15% the first six months,
and the second six months at 12%, with a guarantee of 3000 units? T: That's a lot to sell, with very low profit margins.
S: It's about the best we can do, Tom Brown. We need to get something out today. If we go back with nothing, we may be coming back to you soon to ask for a job.
T: OK .17% the first six months, 14% for the second?
S: Done. It’s really very kind of you, I’ m glad to cooperate with you .
沸腾的苦丁茶
A:computers are more popular in the university, dudeB:Hmn, seems all my mates have their own laptopsC: really? How you think about it， A?A: it obviously make our life much easier to communicate and getting every thing done quicker than before. D: Yep, it is easy for us to communicate, but on the otherside, we spend less time on study anyway.C:spend less on study? what for?D:Playing games, of course.C:That's not the fault of computers.A:I agree, computers are tools, just like cutting tools, it may hurt, but it useful.D:I am not saying computers are criminers, the thing is, using computer is out of control in uni, students suppose to use it for study purpose, but they just dontB: that's right, I would agree that limited use of computers are helpful for study先写这些，你觉得行就采纳，剩下要改什么，或者补什么你加我msn 另外，严格abcd，这种对话该多么2啊。。。。
