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Elliot: He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship. Greg: Well, can't he just beam up? Elliot: This is REALITY, Greg. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------E.T.: E.T. phone home. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Elliot: How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Michael: Maybe it was an iguana. Elliot: It was NO iguana. Michael: You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers? Gertie: Alligators in the sewers. Mary: All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it. Elliot: I couldn't have imagined it! Michael: Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something. Gertie: A deformed kid. Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun? Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis-breath! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun. Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis breath! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Mary: If you ever see it again, whatever it is, don't catch it, just call me and we'll call somebody and have them take it away. Gertie: Like the dogcatcher? Elliot: But they'll give it a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Michael: Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan. Elliot: A bald monkey? Gertie: Is he a pig? He sure eats like one. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Elliot: You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Keys: Elliot, that machine, what does it do? Elliot: The communicator? Is it still working? Keys: It's doing *something*. What? Elliot: I really shouldn't tell. He came to me, he came to me. Keys: Elliot, he came to me too. I've been wishing for this since I was 10 years old, I don't want him to die. What can we do that we're not already doing? Elliot: He needs to go home, he's calling his people, and I don't know where they are, and he needs to go home. Keys: Elliot, I don't think he was left here intentionally, but his being here is a miracle, Elliot. It's a miracle and you did the best that anybody could do. I'm glad he met you first. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Michael: [Michael imitating Elliot] I found him, he belongs to me! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Elliot: You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Steve: Did your goblin come back? Michael: Shut up. Greg: Well, did he? Elliot: Yeah, he came back. But he's not a goblin. He's a spaceman. Tyler: Ooh! An Extra-Terrestrial! Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus? Greg: He doesn't get it Ty. Tyler: Get it? Your anus? Greg: He doesn't get it. Elliot: You're so immature! Greg: And you're such a sinus supremus. Elliot: Zero charisma! Greg: Sinus supremus! Elliot: Zero charisma! Greg: Sinus supremus! Elliot: Shut up Greg! Pretty Young Girl: Hi Elliott. Greg: Sinus supremus! Elliot: Zero charisma! Greg: You wimp! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tyler: Douche bag. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Mary: A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tyler: We made it! Oh shit! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Michael: [as Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Elliot: What do I do? Michael: I don't know. You have absolute power, remember? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Elliot: Oh, God! E.T.: Elliot. Elliot: What? E.T.: Elliot! Elliot! Gertie: I taught him how to talk. He can talk now. Elliot: Wait. Can you say 'E.T.'? E.T.? E.T.: E.T. Elliot: Aha! E.T.: E.T.! E.T.! E.T.! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Michael: We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Michael: Where's the playground? Elliot: It's near the preschool! Michael: Where's that? Elliot: I don't know streets! Mom always drives me! Michael: Son of a bitch. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Elliott: I'm keeping him. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Mary hits E.T. with the refrigerator door] Gertie: Here he is. Mary: [absently] Who? Gertie: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------[after E.T. learns how to talk] Mary: Gertie, I've gotta go pick up Elliot from school. Gertie: Mama, he can talk! Mary: [thinking she meant Elliot] Of course he can talk. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Elliot: I'll believe in you all my life. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------[last lines] E.T.: Come... Elliot: Stay... E.T.: Ouch. Elliot: Ouch. E.T.: I'll... be... right... here. Elliot: ...bye. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------E.T.: Be good. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------E.T.: [touching heart, about to leave Elliott forever] Ouuuuch! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------[first lines] Steve: [reading dice] Five. Michael: Oh, great. Steve: So you got an arrow right in your chest. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------E.T.: [steps on a bathroom scale, it reads 35 lbs] Elliot: 35 pounds? You're fat! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Elliot: [upon encountering ET, running excitedly into the house] Mom, mom! There's something out at me! Elliot: [starts chattering noisily to the other boys] What? Elliot: Quiet! [they obey, he speaks in a hushed tone] Elliot: *Nobody* go out there! Greg: [the boys all spring up excitedly] Ha! Ha! Ha! [they grab knives] Mary: Stop you guys, stay right here! Greg: You stay here, Mom, we'll check it out! Mary: And put those knives back! [Elliot grabs her hands and pulls her outside as well] Mary: Okay, Elliott! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------[the boys are telling Elliot to order the pizza] Tyler: Everything but the little fishies! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------E.T.: [saying good-bye to Gertie] Beeeeeee. Gooood. Gertie: [tearfully] Yes. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------[repeated line] Greg: Something is definitely happening... Tyler: Shut up, Greg. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Mary: Michael, please do the dishes Michael: I set and cleared Elliot: *I* set and cleared Michael: [quickly] I did breakfast Gertie: I did breakfast Mary: [Mary slams a pot down on the sideboard] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Elliot: But, look, you can't tell. Not even mom. Gertie: Why not? Elliot: Because grownups can't see him. Only little kids can see him. Gertie: Give me a break!

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