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xixi and haha were two friend,one day haha die,xixi went to haha's tomb and said : haha you are die!这个嘛 我个人绝觉得讲出来都挺好笑的 但是就看你的文化环境讲这个会不会显得失礼了 这个其实算是典型的中式英语的笑话来的

回文词的拼法十分有趣，无论是从前往后拼读，还是从后往前拼读，他们的拼法和词义都不变。下面有几个例词：Aha啊哈 dad爸爸 eve前夕 eye眼睛 mum妈妈 noon中午 pop流行 wow哇 deed行为live生活 - evil邪恶， but但是 - tub桶，bin垃圾桶 - nib钢笔尖，time时间 - emit散发，meet相见 - teem充满，deer亲爱的 - reed芦苇

Madam, I' m Adam 女士, 我是Adam Lewd did I live, and evil I did dwel. 吾生也放荡，吾死也罪恶 Able was I ere I saw Elba。 我在到俄尔巴岛之前是有能力的。

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嘿嘿条条经典，个个搞笑，给你那死党来条英语短信吧，哈哈Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic."Why?" asks the father."The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'""But that's right!""Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'""What's the fucking difference?""That's exactly what I said!"1、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1...>Error: No Brain Detected!!!这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1…>错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！2、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！3、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED?Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。4、Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.你的英语发音很标准？读下去：woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, 测试结果：你是一条好狗。现在可以停下别叫了。5.Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！6.In the morning I do not eat because I think of you.At noon I do not eat because I think of you.In the evening I do not eat because I think of you,and at night I do not sleep because I'm hungry.因为想你，我没吃早饭。因为想你，我没吃中饭。因为想你，我没吃晚饭。晚上我睡不着了，因为我饿了。