愚人节英文故事

答：April Fools' Day is a day to play jokes on others, No one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in France.

去年三月的愚人节，我母亲告诉我父亲和我，我祖父会在四月来。 我们非常高兴，因为我的祖父是一个有趣的老人，他没有访问我们，因为他去了香港。 4月1日，我和父亲从超市买了很多食物，还买了一大束花回家。 然后我们在家里打扫了一下。 晚上我们在等爷爷的时候，门铃响了，我妈妈进来了。 她笑着对我们说”愚人节快乐” 。

Last March, my mother told my father and me that my grandfather would come in April. We were very happy because my grandfather was an interesting old man and he had not visited us since he went to Hong Kong. On April 1 my father and I bought a lot of food from the supermarket and bought a big bunch of flowers home.

Then we did some cleaning at home. At night when we were waiting for my grandfather, the bell rang and in came my mother. She smiled to us and said "April fools"!

In the 16th century， people celebrated new year's day from march 25 to april 1.Later， King Charles Ix changed new year's day to January 1. But some people who lived in countryside did not the news; they still celebrated new year on april 1， so others laughed at them and called them april fools。译文:在16世纪，人们从三月25日到四月一日庆祝新年。查尔斯九世国王后来把新年的那一天改在了1月1日。但一些住在农村的人由于消息闭塞不知道这一变化，仍然在4月1日庆祝新年。于是人们嘲笑他们并把它们叫做"四月的傻瓜"。

He has a chance to make things right.

Great first parentThe First parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God‘s omnipotence did not extend to his kids. After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don‘t." "Don‘t what?", Adam replied. "Don‘t eat the forbidden fruit." "Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?" "It‘s over there," said God, wondering why He hadn‘t stopped after making the elephants. A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry. "Didn‘t I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First parent asked. "Uh huh," Adam replied. "Then why did you?" "I dunno," Adam answered. God‘s punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven‘t taken it, don‘t be hard on yourself. If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

天有不测风云，人有祸福旦夕”。我想大家都知道这句话吧？那再看下一句“和气能生财”。现在，我为大家讲一件事情，这件事就是因为不和气才发生的。那是在下午，我正在武校的一间教室里写作业，正写在兴头上呢，突然，外面传来了一群人大吵大闹的声音，我想一探究竟，便和表妹一起出去看。我们看见对面楼下围着一群人，向我们这一排的楼顶上望，我们向着他们望的方向看去，啊，有人要跳楼!只见三楼有一个学生双腿叉在栏杆上面，摇摇欲坠，我的心都提了起来，不禁为那个学生担心：他要是摔下来该怎么办呀？正当我为那个男生担心的时候，，从楼上传来了一阵阵的争吵声，“你干什么要跳楼？”声音十分急切，那个男生突然大叫：“别过来！过来我就跳了！”明显是救援人员靠近了他，救援人员用激将法了：“你跳啊！你摔死了你爸爸妈妈该多伤心呀？白白花那么多钱给你上学，你跳啊！”明显是救援人员的话起作用了，那个男生下了栏杆，进去了。终于保住了一条人命。后来我才知道原来是那个男生跟另一个人吵起了架，不知为什么，那个男生就想自杀了。我们以后要和气，不能做出伤天害理的事，也不能盲目地做出傻事，有困难要跟老师或者家长说，调解一