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英语四人话剧!幽默搞笑的话剧剧本《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》
演员: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.
F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.
旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .
正剧：(P,K出场)
P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second.
K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作开电视状)
P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高兴状)搞笑小品
Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔电视机，liuxue86.com作极度气愤状) Old King!? (对K吼)
K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状)
P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!
K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作犹豫状)
P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.(作气愤欲泣状)
K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作为难状) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.
P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信状)
K：OK. (作舒心，安慰状)
P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高声喊)
K: Xu …….. (作禁声状). Remember your promise, young adult man.
P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天经地义状)
K: Oh?! You are right(作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔)
P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)
K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作惊异状)
P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状)
K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作无奈状)
P: (作高兴状，作跃上马背状) Hei! Let’s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意气风发状)
(M,F携手进场):搞笑小品剧本
P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)
M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作气愤状)
P:(作阳痿状) Mummy, it’s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)
M: I don’t believe it. (作严肃状) Dad, isn’t really that? (询问K)
K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (释然状，因为圆了我的谎)
M: Really. I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) Dear, isn’t you ?
F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?
M: Yes, really a good suggestion.
(P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)
(P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰)
P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?
K: Yes, I can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷)
M: No, it’s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?
P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)
M: Pirate, what’s behind you? (疑问状)
P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状)
M: Move away .little Pirate! (作气愤状)
P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状)
M: Caribbean Pirate! What’s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (气愤状)
P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降状)
M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !
K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)
P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状)
M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (诚恳状)
小品：“不差钱”
(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)
Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。)
(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)
Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。
Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。
Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰 调情~~~
赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调!!
毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调(qíng diào)。
Uncle Zhao 情调(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调?就搁这儿吃。
Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 赵本山：贵?咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢?
Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我没拿包啊。
Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.
赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。
Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。
Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?
赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?
Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.
毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。
Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.
赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。
Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 这也不能够啊。
Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter!
赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员!
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Jump, Jump,Little Bear人物：B——Bear C——Cat D——Dog M____Monkey N___Narrator R___Rabbit道具：兔子、熊、猴、狗的头饰各一个。跳杆，哨子，星星，音乐Scene One ：On the Sportes GroundN：Little Bear Monkey,Rabbit and Cat are good student’s like PE. He doesn’like the high jump very much ,so he never pass the high jump test.（动物们先后出场）B: Hi I’m a little bear.I’m Belly.M: Hi I’m a little monkey.You can call me Millie.I like PE lesson.(轻松的跳起)R：I’m a little rabbit .You can call me Lily.Ican jump ,jump,jump.(欢快地跳起)C: I’m a little cat. I’m Mimi.(向其他动物朋友打招呼)Hello,how are you?B, M & R: Fine ,thank you. And you?C: I’m fine ,too.B: I don’t like EP lesson ,I can’t jump high.I never pass the high jump test.C: You should be brave.M: I’m sure you can jump.(体育老师Ms Dog 上场)C:Be quier,Ms Dog is coming.D:Good morning boys and girls.B,M,R &C: Good morning Ms Dog.D:Attention. At ease. Today we are going to have a high jump resr.Are you ready?M,R &C:Yes, we are ready.(动物们都开心地回答，唯独Little Bear低着头.)D:Now,who is firsr?M:IT’S ME,Millie.D:One,two,three,go!M（轻轻一跃跳过去了)I’m good ai jump_ing.D:Nexr,Lily.R: OK,D:One,two,three, go!R:（飞快地跳过去）Jumping is ersy.D:Mimi,it’s your turn now.C:Yes.D:One,two,three,go!C:（轻而易举地跳了过去）Ah,it’s very easy.D: Now,Belly,you,please.B:（胆怯地）Mm,mm.(双脚怎么也迈不开)Oh,it’s too hard. (呜呜地哭)I can’t do that.M,R & C:Can wu jump for him?D:No,you can’t,but you can help him.M R &C:Yes,it’s good idea.We can help him after class.MR&C:Don’t cry.Don’t cry.We can help you.B:Thank you.D:Class is over.B,M,R&C:Goodbye,Ms Dog.Scene Two In the ForestN:Belly’s friends try their best to help him.They help Belly do exercise,run and jump.Belly becomes stronger and stronger.B:Hello,everyone.M,R&C:Hi.Belly.C:Let’s do morning exercise.Now ,follow me.M,R&C:Left,left,right,right.Turn around.Go,go ,go……R:Now,stop here.Let’s run.C:One,two,three,four,come in and close the door.Five,six,seven,eight,go to school and don’t be late.Nine,ten,nine,ten,learn English again and again.M:Hi,everyone.Come here.B,R&C:Oh,many stars.Thay are so beautiful.M:Look at the stars.Which one do you like?You can get it.B:I like the stars,but I can’t get them.M:Belly,jump like me.Please try.M,R&C:Come on,Belly. Come on,Belly.B:Yes,I can get the star.Thant you. Thant you.Scene Three On the Sports GroundB:I can jump. I can jump.D:Hello,childeren.M,R&C:Hello,Ms Dog.D:Is evenyone here?M:Yes.R:No,no,no.Belly is not here.D:Where is Belly?C:Look.He’s over there.He’s jumping.He can jump.D:Let’s go and have a look.B:Oh,hello,Ms Dog.Hello friends.D:One,two,three,go!B:Ok,Ms Dog.M,R&C:Come on,Belly. Come on. Come on.B:Hooray!M,R&C:He can jump now. He can jump now.D:Good,Belly.You are brave now.Boy and girls,you’re all great,too.Good friends should help each other, right?B,M,R&C:Right!D:Let’s cheer up!Ok?(Ok)英语短剧集拔萝卜(地里长着一个大萝卜)Turnip: I am a turnip.I'm big. I'm ripe now.(这时小英和Framk走了过来)Children: Good morning,big Turnip.Turnip:Good morning!Look, I'm ripe now. Please pull me up.Children: All right. Let's try. One two,three!One, two ,three.(两人精疲力竭,没有把萝卜拔出来)xiao ying: Oh, BIg Turnip, You are too big.Frank: We can't pull you up.(爷爷和奶奶走了过来)Turnip: Look, Grandpa and Grandma are coming.xiao ying: How are you, Grandpa?Frank: How are you, Grandma?Grandpa and grandma: Fine,thank you.And you?Children: We are fine too.Thank you.Turnip: Dear Granpa and Grandma. I am ripe. Please pull me up.Xiao ying: Please help us.Frank: Let's pull it up together.Grandpa: All right.Grandma: Let's try.All: One,two,three.One, two ,three.(膨的一声,大萝卜破土而出)Turnip: Aha! I'm out. I'm out. How happy I am! Thank you,Grandpa andGrandma. Thank you, little frieds.xiao ying: Let's sing and dance.The others: Great! Let's.All: The more we get together, together,together....(the ead)(注:Turnip:萝卜ripe:成熟的pull...up把...拔起来together 共同the others 其他龟兔赛跑(一天早晨,在乡间的小路上,the rabbit 和the tortise 见面了.)Rabbit: Hi!Mr Tortoise.How are you?Tortoise: Fine, thank you.And you?Rabbti:I'm fine,too. What are you doing?Tortoise: Oh, I'm running...Rabbit:(面露讥笑的神色)Ha ha...,running?Can you run?Tortoise:(一脸真诚的)Certainly!Do you believe me? Let's have a race, MissRabbit,Ok?Rabbit: OK!(手指着远处的一棵大树)Can you see that big apple tree over there?Tortoise: (奋力伸长了脖子想远处看,然后慢吞吞的)Yes, I can.Rabbit: Let's see who can get there first,OK?Tortoise: OK,But we need a referee, What about Mr Parrot?Rabbit: Good.(Mr Parrot is coming.)Parrot: I'm very glad to be your referee. NOw,you two, stand on theline,please.(兔子和乌龟站在同一起跑线上做准备赛跑状)Are...you...ready?Rabbit and Tortoise: (异口同声)Yes, I'm ready.Parrot: One, two ,three. Go!(兔子撒腿向前面的大苹果树跑去,而乌龟则在后面慢慢的,一步一步的向前爬.)Rabbit:(跑到一棵梨树附近,回头看乌龟)Oh, I'm fast. Mr Tortoise is so slow.He is behindme far away. I'm tired now.Let me have a reast near the tree.Tortoise:( 吃力的爬到梨树附近,左顾右盼)Where is Miss Rabbit! I can't see her. Oh,she isover there, sleeping under the pear tree.(看了看兔子,然后又慢慢的向前爬去)rabbit:(一觉醒来, 天色已晚,揉揉惺忪的双眼)Oh, God!My race!Where is Mr Tortoise?Let me goand see!(飞快的想目的地-----大苹果树跑去.大苹果树下,Mr Tortoise 和Mr parrot 已经等待多时了)Parrot and tortoise:(异口同声)Hi!Miss rattit! YOu're late.Rabbit:(满脸羞愧)I had a rest just now.Parrot: So ,Mr Tortoise is the winner now.Rabbit: (有所感悟)I fall behind just because I am proud.小猫钓鱼道具:头饰、鱼杆、水桶、板凳。录音：旁白音乐录音，泉水声、小鸟就声，蝴蝶、蜻蜓飞舞音乐。人物：老猫，小猫、蜻蜓、蝴蝶、旁白者。英语歌曲：The number song and Boys and girls.Mother cat----MBaby cat-----BA.Dragonfly-----Dbutterfly-----BF旁白：（配乐）Today is a pleasant day. The sun is shining.The sky is clear and blue. Andthe clouds are drifting about. The breeze is singing a sweet song. Birdsare twittering. It's pleasing to the ear.The day is beautiful.BA: Oh, Mummy. It's a fine day today. Let's go fishing, OK?'M: OK, A good idea!(小猫、老猫扛着鱼杆，带着板凳，水桶。。。。出场）旁白：LIsten .The baby is too glad ot sing a song.BA: 小猫蹦蹦跳跳的唱歌。The number song----let's go fishing.旁白： They get to a little river.BA: Mum, I think it's a good spot for fishing.M: Good, I have the same idea.Let's sit here.OK?BA: OK!旁白：They are setting their heart on fishing.Suddenly. There comes adragonfly.BA: Mum, A beautiful dragonfly.M: Oh, dear.Be quiet!BA: (冲妈妈做鬼脸)(扑蜻蜓)BA: (Sing a song)I'm a cat, you're a dragonfly,.......Do you want to playwith me.......D: Dear cat. I'm busy with my work. I've no time to play with you. I'mvery sorry.BA: NO time, no time,I don't believe.(垂头丧气而归)（回到妈妈身边）Wa! A fish. How largethe fish is!(回到自己的座位上)旁白：Look!There come a butterfly!(蝴蝶上)BA: Butterfly sister. How are you?BF: Fine, thank you. And you?BA: Very well,thank you. The weather is warm. It's a lovely day. Let'ssing and dance,OK?BF: I'm sorry. Cat brother. I'm busy doing my work.BA: Work, work,nothing is important than playing.THey are fools.(又垂头丧气而归)BA: My god, Mum. You have caught another fish.You're great. But why Ican't catch a little fish?M: My dear. Fishing requires.You should concentrate your attention tofish.You want to make friends with dragonfly.While, you want to play with butterfly.You will catch no fish like this.BA: Oh, I see! I see! (回到自己的座位上)旁白： A dragonfly and butterfly are coming,D: Hello! Cat brother. I'm free,now. Let's play.C: Oh, no. THis time I want to fish.BF:Hi! Cat brother.NOw, I can play with you.Let's dance.BA: Shi!I'm fishing.(手势)M: 妈妈冲着小猫点头微笑。旁白：After a while, The baby cat has caught a large fish.BA: Ha! Mummy!I have caught a fish,too.(全体集中到台中央) Say together: Thank you for watching. Good-bye.(鞠躬，下)Waiting For Suicidal Hares角色：A Hare，Elder Brother（EB），Younger Brother（YB），Neighbours道具：兔子头饰锄头树桩谷物蔬菜模型Scene 1Two Brothers（出场，边跳锄头舞边唱）：EB：I'm the Elder Brother．YB：I'm the Younger Brother．EB：I dislike working．YB：But I like working．Hard work brings good harvest．EB：Oh，it's so hot today．Let me have a rest．Oh，there's a talltree．（到大树底下的一只树桩边打盹儿）Scene 2Hare（随着快节奏音乐跑出）：EB（忽然醒来，指着兔子大喊）：Oh，a hare！A hare！Hare（随着一声巨响，撞在树桩上）：Ouch！What．．．hap．．．pened？（旋转着倒下）EB：Oh！What a big hare！So big！So fat！I'll take it home and cook it．（EB拖着Hare下场）Scene 3EB（边摸肚皮边抹嘴）：How delicious the hare is！Since hare can come here and kill itself，why shouldn't I wait here foranother？（扔下锄头，坐在树桩边等） 龟兔赛跑(一天早晨,在乡间的小路上,the rabbit 和the tortise 见面了.)Rabbit: Hi!Mr Tortoise.How are you?Tortoise: Fine, thank you.And you?Rabbti:I'm fine,too. What are you doing?Tortoise: Oh, I'm running...Rabbit:(面露讥笑的神色)Ha ha...,running?Can you run?Tortoise:(一脸真诚的)Certainly!Do you believe me? Let's have a race, MissRabbit,Ok?Rabbit: OK!(手指着远处的一棵大树)Can you see that big apple tree over there?Tortoise: (奋力伸长了脖子想远处看,然后慢吞吞的)Yes, I can.Rabbit: Let's see who can get there first,OK?Tortoise: OK,But we need a referee, What about Mr Parrot?Rabbit: Good.(Mr Parrot is coming.)Parrot: I'm very glad to be your referee. NOw,you two, stand on theline,please.(兔子和乌龟站在同一起跑线上做准备赛跑状)Are...you...ready?Rabbit and Tortoise: (异口同声)Yes, I'm ready.Parrot: One, two ,three. Go!(兔子撒腿向前面的大苹果树跑去,而乌龟则在后面慢慢的,一步一步的向前爬.)Rabbit:(跑到一棵梨树附近,回头看乌龟)Oh, I'm fast. Mr Tortoise is so slow.He is behindme far away. I'm tired now.Let me have a reast near the tree.Tortoise:( 吃力的爬到梨树附近,左顾右盼)Where is Miss Rabbit! I can't see her. Oh,she isover there, sleeping under the pear tree.(看了看兔子,然后又慢慢的向前爬去)rabbit:(一觉醒来, 天色已晚,揉揉惺忪的双眼)Oh, God!My race!Where is Mr Tortoise?Let me goand see!(飞快的想目的地-----大苹果树跑去.大苹果树下,Mr Tortoise 和Mr parrot 已经等待多时了)Parrot and tortoise:(异口同声)Hi!Miss rattit! YOu're late.Rabbit:(满脸羞愧)I had a rest just now.Parrot: So ,Mr Tortoise is the winner now.Rabbit: (有所感悟)I fall behind just because I am proud.SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人 P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful,Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S.w. 猎人出场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，小动物出场，追赶猎人，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what’s the matter with you? S.w: The hunter…hunter… A: bite you bite you … 小动物追赶猎人下场 S.w: I am tired and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起，7个小矮人出场， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\somebody drank my water---- 3\someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl!---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you! D: （齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? S.w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 S.w wake up, wake up… 音乐起，动物引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子吻公主，公主醒了 S.w: Thank you for your help! P: My pleasure
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4人的英语短剧本如下：
N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman",
nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!
许多年以前的四月一日，有个婴孩诞生了，他老爸给他取名为“愚男”，除他妈妈，没人喜欢他。时间过的真快啊！
F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.
妈妈，我十八岁了，我要离开这个家了。
Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!
好的，但要时不时回家看望我哈。这是一瓶酒，一块干面包。记住：要照顾好自己啊。再见了！
N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.
他走到一座森林，遇到一个丑八怪的男人。
U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?
你好！我又饿又干，请给我些喝的和吃的，怎么样？
F: Ok, here.
好的。给。
U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!
喔，多谢了！好，我要走了。哦，这根手杖给你，会给你带来好运的。一路好运！
N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.
愚男来到一栋餐馆，老板有两个女儿，她们发现那根手杖闪闪发光。
D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地）
喔，好漂亮的手杖啊！我想要，真是太棒了！！！(上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面)啊，老天啊！我放不开它了！(吃惊地)
D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself?
No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）
姐姐，你在那做啥啊？你自个儿想要那根手杖？不行，我要有一份！我们都是父母的女儿，我必须跟你一样要有一分！（走向木棒）
D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!
别来！别来！危险！
D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?
你来得，我也来得！（也被粘在木棒上）啊，老天啊！我怎么啦？
D1: What a pity!
真可惜！
N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant.
Of course, two girls followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.
愚男一点都不在意，吃了饭之后，他拿起那根手杖就离开了饭馆。当然，那两个女孩就跟着他。来到一块田的时候，他们遇到一位科学家。
S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station.
（抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!
啊！太可怕了！你姐妹俩跟着一个男孩，你们怎么这么傻啊！我带你们回家，把这个男孩送到警察局去。（抓手杖 ,也被粘住）啊！糟糕！太糟糕啦！
N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.
几天之后，他们来到一个陌生的国度。国王有个女儿，但她从来不笑。
King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.
要是谁能让她笑，那她就是他的妻子。
F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.
我来看看。或许我能呢。
N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.
这样他们就去看望她。她看到愚男和他的朋友就笑个不停。
短剧本特点：
1、剧本不像小说、散文那样可以不受时间和空间的限制，它要求时间、人物、情节、场景高度集中在舞台范围内。
2、反映现实生活的矛盾要尖锐突出 。
各种文学作品都要表现社会的矛盾冲突，而戏剧则要求在有限的空间和时间里反映的矛盾冲突更加尖锐突出。因为戏剧这种文学形式是为了集中反映现实生活中的矛盾冲突而产生的，所以说，没有矛盾冲突就没有戏剧。
3、剧本的语言要表现人物性格 。
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Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．Grandma：Who is it？Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：(边说边起床) Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!Wolf：Come in， Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.Hunter：(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)Hunter：(端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．Hunter：Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．Grandma：(从桌子上拿来针线)Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)Grandma：I'll thread it.Hunter：(拿起枪)Woke up!Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter：You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!Wolf： (应声倒下)Hunter：The bad wolf is dead．Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
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勇敢的小红帽Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood：(拿着双节棍，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.L：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!M：（亲切地看着L）Be careful.and……if you are ever in trouble,don’t fight,just run , just run away.L： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.(M下, L挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)L： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子摩拳擦掌地采花）I’ll pick some flowers！Wolf：（Wolf大步地走上台）I am gray wolf. I am so hungry. (东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood!Rad wolf： I am rad wolf.（指着W）he is my huaband,a foolish wolf.（叉腰出现在身后）have you got any food?W：（一惊，转身，谄媚地弯腰笑着）darling,i……R：I don’t need any explanation! I don’t want to eat vegetables any more!You must get some meat now! now!W：（抱头）yes darling!i will!（来到舞台中央，对L）Hi! Lovely girl!Where are you going? (狡猾的和L打招呼)L：who……oh!(警觉的退后）you are that bad grey wolf!aren’t you?W(吃惊)：how do you know?L：Because you looks so ugly and your prologs are very old. My mum has told me many stories about wolves.you are silly and bad……you can’t trick me!W：（晕倒状，扶额无语）e…….L：(上下指指点点)：look at your dirty clothes and messy hair,no no no……how shameless!W：（低头看自己，一脸委屈）I don’t have money to buy new shoes or clothes or mirror……（转头看一眼R）all my monry have given my wife……R：（声音从后边传来）what did you say?——say again!W：nothing! Darling! i said nothing I sware!R：you’d bett be quick!i’m hungry!W：ok ok!（看着L，舔嘴角，恶狠狠）now,I can eat you!L：（摆出拳击手势，对W勾勾手指）you may try if you want to die ! i will let you know the meaning of ‘regret’ !W：（退后两步，犹豫）why?shi isn’t like that fool Little Red Riding Hood in story that my grandpa told me……what should I do?R：(上台，对W)where is my food?W：（指L）here shi is.R：why don’t you catch her?W：（结结巴巴）d d d darling,i……（哼哼唧唧）L：（突然想起，一拍脑袋）oh!my mum told me not to fight,I must run away immediately.（俯身偷偷看了一眼W，蹑手蹑脚地慢慢走开）R：（生气，揪住W耳朵大吼）stupid ！you are a wolf and she is only a little girl !W：（反应过来）yes! I am a strong wolf !（看到L要逃，指着她大喊）hey ! stop !(追上去)（R 挥舞平底锅加油，W追L，两人在台上跑）R：come on ! come on ! good ! catch her !（最终W捉住L）W：（得意洋洋）Aha! I catch you!（对R）darling,we will have meat to eat this evening!R：yes ! I can’t wait to have dinner! Dear, let’go home now!M：（从后台走上）Little Red Riding Hood?my dear? Where are you?L：（大喊）mum mum! I am here !M：（看见，吃了一惊）：grey wolf?oh no! let my daughter go !W：（哈哈大笑）you are day dreaming!i am a wolf !A evil wolf! I must eat her as my dinner!M：（沉重地）yes I know,you are a wolf.but listen,Mr.wolf,you’d better let her go,or you will have bad luck,you may be hurt……it’s my advise.（L从篮子里抽出双节棍，追着W一阵痛打，W抱头痛的满台跑）R：（追上W）dear! What happened ! are you ok?……dear!……（L,M,R跑下台）M：（惋惜、同情地）Mr.wolf,you see,I have told you but you didn’t follow my words……（后台W的声音遥遥传来：we will go back again!）（L蹦蹦跳跳上台）L：dear mum,the grey wolf has gone away!M：god to be thanked!L：not god helps me,I can save myself ! mum ,I am clever and strong!M：you are right , my dear!you did a good job!（《健康歌》，L和M来到中央跳舞）L：we should do exercise everyday and be stronger,at that time ,no wolf can hurt us!mum ,let’s go to see my grandma!（W,R搀扶着上台，L看见了，W,R急忙要走）L：hey! Stop!(追下台)M：dear!dear! where you go ?……drea!(亦下台)
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四人英语话剧剧本-The Rolling Orange The Rolling Orange讲述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒来，发现人们开着卡车，搬着梯子，来摘桔子了，快来看看他们的命运如何吧。 人物 Tom: Father Orange Klye: Mother Orange Wallis: Older Sister Orange Jessie: Little Brother Orange Characters Father Orange: He is a middle-aged, considerate, and thoughtful man. Mother Orange: She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father. She is also very optimistic. Older Sister Orange: She is young , energetic, and competitive . Little Brother Orange: He is the youngest and, therefore, a little spoiled. SCENE I 场景一：果园 One Morning in an Orange Orchard. (Today is a sunny day . An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard. ) Father: I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field (yawning). Mother: Well, it wasn’t the first time to be like this. Sister: A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks. Brother: That really scared me. They got out and started to climb up ladders. Sister: (Afraid suddenly) Oh! My friends were grabbed and put into large bags. I could hear them yell for help. Father: Hey! We shouldn’t look at them; otherwise, they’ll notice us. Mother: But it’s useless. Sister: Oh, God! We’re discovered! Brother: Oh! We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches. What will we do for food and water? Sister: It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers. Mother: Well, we’ll just have to do our best. Father: Yeah! SCENE II On a Fruit Stand. (After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour, they are placed on a fruit stand. ) Sister: Gee! This place is so cold and desolate. I wish we had our friends here on this stand (looks at the opposite fruit stall). Brother: I tried to make friends with these people on our way here, but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared. (Suddenly) Sister: Oh! Mother! How could they do that? Mother: What are you talking about? Brother: I know what she’s talking about (Brother turns to look). Father: What did you see? Sister: My friends were cut up and eaten. How could they do that? I’m so scared. Father: Now, children, be calm. Mother: Sh~ Someone’s coming. Father: Try to be quiet. Sister: I don’t want to be taken away. Brother: Oh! My friend’s being taken away. Sister: Your friend looks so fat. Mother: If we look sour, maybe we won’t be taken away. Brother: That’s a bright idea. But how could we look sour? Mother: Now, children, stop being scared and calm down. Father: Oh! No! I’m being looked at. Mother: I told you not to eat so much. Now you look so fat and juicy. (Father is being taken away.) Brother: Oh, no, Dad! Father: (Sadly) Good bye, children. Sister: Oh! Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away. Mother: Oh, no! Brother: Stop that. Our father can’t be taken away. Mother: Look, he’s being bagged and put into a cart. Sister: Hey! The cart’s wheels are going out of the store. Brother: A car’s pulling up. Mother: Oh, no! His bag is being picked up. Sister: But it’s breaking. And Dad’s falling out. Brother: Dad’s rolling away. All: (Jumping up and down cheering) ROLL! ROLL! He’s getting away. Sister & Brother: Yip! Yip! Hurray for Dad! Mother: Oh! Thank God.
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