英语搞笑谜语

1.What gets larger，the more you take away？什么东西你拿走越多，反而越大？2.What goes on four legs in the morning，on two at noon，and on three in the evening？什么走路开始用四条腿，后来用两条腿，最后用三条腿？3.What do we get if we cross a woodpecker with a homing pigeon？把一只啄木鸟和一只识途的鸽子融合在一起，会得到什么？4.Where does afternoon come before morning in the world？世界上哪个地方下午比早上先到？5.Can you tell me some thing about the great scientists of the 18th century？你能告诉我一些18世纪伟大科学家的事吗？Keys答案1.Ahole.洞2.People.They crawled when they were babies and walked with two legs before they had to rely on a crutch in old age.是人，他们刚生下来的时候用四肢爬行，后来用双腿走路，老年时又不得不依靠拐杖走。3.A bird that knocks on the door when delivering messages.将得到一只送信时会敲门的鸟。4.In the dictionary.在字典里。5.They're all dead.他们都已过世

b(bee蜜蜂)表示一种昆虫,t(tea茶) 表示一种饮料,p(pea豌豆) 表示一种蔬菜 c(see看)表示一个动作,u(you你) 表示人物, y(why为什么)是特殊疑问词..

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世界上最长的单词是什么？smiles 两个s隔了一个mile那个季节最危险？秋天，因为秋天是fall Which band does every wife have? 答案:husband.