英文字母笑话

英语笑话男：HI Girl?女: woman...英语谜语Everybody don't want to eat....谜底 shit

.一位弥留之际的男人向妻子立下遗嘱：“我死后，但愿你能嫁给我们的邻居埃德先生。”妻子不解，于是他又解释说：“两年前，这混蛋卖给我的奶牛根本挤不出奶，我现在也要让他尝尝受骗的滋味！”2.爸爸给鱼鱼讲小时候经常挨饿的事。听完，鱼鱼两眼含泪：“呃，爸爸，你是因为没饭吃才来我们家的吗？”3.某山区通火车,沿途农民都来观看,车上一女客来了例假,换纸后仍出窗外 迎面飞在一农民脸上,农民取下说:“哇靠！！！火车就是快,飘张纸都能把我鼻子打出血4.三岁的女儿经常对我说，“爸爸，是不是种什么就得什么呀？”我说，“是的，种瓜得瓜，种豆得豆”，女儿高兴的说“那我种果冻，我要好多果冻”。5.两父子性情暴烈，从不让人。一日父命子去买肉待客。回时在城门去一人不相让路，对站半日，父跑来：“好儿子你拿肉先回，我跟丫接着对站！” 笑话可能是只是一句短语，也可以是一个小故事或一连串的词，让说话者和沟通者之间觉得好笑，或是产生幽默感。一个行动型的笑话和口语型的笑话不同点，在于行动型的笑话是以动作影响人的视觉，而感到好笑。 6.一天，在一辆公共汽车上有很多人，正在售票员买票时，突然一个人放了一个屁，车上的人都感到呼吸不适，纷纷骂着这个不文明的人。 这时售票员大声喊：“谁没买票？” 一名乘客答：“刚放屁的那个人没买票！” 这时一个人站起来大声嚷：“谁说我没买票！”7.妈妈叫小双起床：“快起床！公鸡都叫好几遍了！”双说：“公鸡叫和我有什么关系？我又不是母鸡！”举几个例子：1布什视察老人院 一天布什决定要去华盛顿当地一家老人院视察。总统从老人院大厅进入，迎面走来一个小老头，好像这人没有注意到他。布什不太高兴，转身追上小老头问：“你认识我吗？”小老头看看布什说：“不认识你，你可以去护理站那边，他们会告诉你是谁."2 律师和扒手 问：律师和扒手有什么不同？答：一旦你死了，扒手就不再盯着你了翻译：. Lay Dying man who made a will to his wife: "I am dead, I hope you can marry our neighbor Ed President." Wife could not understand, so he explained: "Two years ago, this son of a bitch I sold the fundamental挤不出milk cows, I now want to make him taste the taste of being cheated! " 2. Father to the milt stresses childhood often starving thing. After listening, Milt two tears: "uh, Dad, because you did not have to come to our family?" 3. A mountain-train, farmers have to watch along the way, the car and a woman passenger to the official holiday for paper after a window Flying in the face of a peasant face, and removed the farmers said: "Wakao!! Train is fast, floating sheet of paper can play my nose bleeding 4. Regular three-year-old daughter said to me, "Daddy, what must species is not what way?" I said, "Yes,种瓜a melon to grow beans in the bean," said his daughter happy, "then I species jelly, I have to many jelly. " 5. Violent temperament two father and son, never people. On the 1st父命son to buy meat to entertain the guests. Back at the Shing Mun to one person do not give way, the stations for half a day, the father ran over: "good son back to you with the meat first, I went with the Center on the station!" Jokes may be just a phrase, and can also be a little story or a series of words, the speaker and communication among feel funny, or have a sense of humor. An action-oriented jokes and verbal different type of joke, the joke is action-action on the visual effects, and are funny. 6. Day in a bus, a lot of people are buying tickets at the conductor, suddenly a crew and a屁, the people felt that the car respiratory discomfort have骂着this uncivilized people. Then conductor yelled: "He who did not vote buying?" One passenger replied: "just farting in that person not buying tickets!" At this time a person stands up loud嚷: "Who says I did not vote buying." 7. Mother叫小double bed: "quick get up! Rooster is a good thing times!" Double said: "I have the rooster called and what relationship? I is not the hen!" To cite a few examples: 1 Bush visited homes for the aged Bush decided to go to Washington one day a local homes inspected. The President entered the hall from the homes for the elderly, walked a little old man face, as if this were not aware of him. Bush is not pleased, turned around to catch up with small old man asked: "Do you know me?" Old man look at the small Bush said: "I do not recognize you, you can go to nursing stations there, they will tell you who is." 2 lawyers and pickpockets Q: What is the lawyers and pickpockets different? A: Once you die, you pickpockets will not stare at the

The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....." 新老师 9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。 "乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。 "妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。" Excuse for Speeding Excuse for Speeding Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over. 〃Why on earth were you driving so fast？〃 the policeman yelled. 〃Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident！〃 超速的理由 哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。 “你们为什么开那么快？”警官喊道。 “我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。” A: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? B: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. A:猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？ B:猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。 A:Which is the strongest creature in the world? B: The snail. It carries its house on its back. A:世界上最强壮的动物是什么? B:蜗牛.因为它可以把自己的房子放在背上. A: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? B: Keep him awake. A:怎样才能不让梦游者梦游呢？ B:不让他睡觉. He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 -- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？ -- 墓地守墓人。 Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。 这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。” my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 -- 服务员， 这个龙虾只有一只爪。 -- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。 -- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。 One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?" 一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?" Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老师：请说说看。 学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?!1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老师：请说说看。 学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。 2. The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 鱼网 "你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。 "把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。 3. The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....." 新老师 9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。 "乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。 "妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。" 4. A physics Examination Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears. 一次物理考试 在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。 这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？ 尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。 还有…… The poor husband "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong. 可怜的丈夫 “你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。” Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？ Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。 Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？ Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. 一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。 Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake. 怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。 这个也挺好 A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟 TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin. Girl: Father, I have sinned. Preacher: What did you do, little girl¡ Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch. Preacher: Why¡ What did he do to you¡ Girl: He touched my breast. Preacher: You mean like this¡ (The guy did it.) Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes. Preacher: Thats no reason to call him that. Girl: But he also took off my cloth. Preacher: You mean like this¡ (He did it again.) Girl: Yes, thats what he did. Preacher: Thats still no reason to call him that. Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what... Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this¡ (And you-know-what) Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, thats what he did... Preacher: My dear girl, thats still no reason to call him a... Girl: But he had AIDS!! Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

先来谜语吧1.What animal wears big black glasses on its face? 什么动物脸上戴个大墨镜？ （Panda 熊猫） 2.I'm almost white, but the fur of my ears, eye pits are black. I live in the wild forests,I like eating bamboos! Who am I ? 我几乎是白的，但耳朵、眼窝是黑的。我生活在森林里，喜欢吃竹子。我是谁？ （Panda 熊猫） 3.a cat,eyes like a cat,a tail like a cat ,but isn't a cat? 眼睛尾巴像只猫,但又不是猫? （Tiger 老虎） 4：What letter is a body of water? 谜底是：C(sea) 即字母C,谐音就是“sea”大海，有很多水.5、It is black ,but you say it is clean.It is white ,but you say it is dirty.What is it? blackboard黑板他是黑的，但是你说它干净。他是白的，你说它脏。这是什么6、You go to the park ,and people ask you to show me to them.What am I?ticket票 你去公园的时候，被人会让你出示我给他们看。我是什么7.You can't see me.I can't see you.When you call,I answer.When I speak,you listen.What is it?phone 电话你看不见我，我看不见你。当你来电，我回答，当你说话，我听。这是什么8、Maybe it's in the tree;Maybe it's on the ground.It can fly,itcan sing.

I am the Driver The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard. "It's too crowded," they shouted. "What do you think you are?" "I'm the driver," he said. 我是司机 一辆公共汽车已经相当拥挤，还有一个人想挤进来，乘客不让他上去。 “太挤了，”他们喊道，“你以为你是谁？” “我是司机。”他回答说。I'll See to the RestA guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage."Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!""Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back."You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."其余的事由我负责一位车上的列车员刚发出信号让火车启动，这时他看见一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站台上一节打开的车厢门旁边，跟车厢里另一位漂亮姑娘在说话。“快点，小姐!”他喊道：“请把门关上。”“噢，我还没有和妹妹吻别呢。”她回答道。“请把门关上好了，”列车员说：“其余的事由我负责。”Sleeping PillsBob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.""That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"安眠药鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。”“好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？”

先来谜语吧1.What animal wears big black glasses on its face? 什么动物脸上戴个大墨镜？ （Panda 熊猫） 2.I'm almost white, but the fur of my ears, eye pits are black. I live in the wild forests,I like eating bamboos! Who am I ? 我几乎是白的，但耳朵、眼窝是黑的。我生活在森林里，喜欢吃竹子。我是谁？ （Panda 熊猫） 3.a cat,eyes like a cat,a tail like a cat ,but isn't a cat? 眼睛尾巴像只猫,但又不是猫? （Tiger 老虎） 4：What letter is a body of water? 谜底是：C(sea) 即字母C,谐音就是“sea”大海，有很多水.5、It is black ,but you say it is clean.It is white ,but you say it is dirty.What is it? blackboard黑板他是黑的，但是你说它干净。他是白的，你说它脏。这是什么6、You go to the park ,and people ask you to show me to them.What am I?ticket票 你去公园的时候，被人会让你出示我给他们看。我是什么7.You can't see me.I can't see you.When you call,I answer.When I speak,you listen.What is it?phone 电话你看不见我，我看不见你。当你来电，我回答，当你说话，我听。这是什么8、Maybe it's in the tree;Maybe it's on the ground.It can fly,itcan sing.What is it?bird鸟也许他在树里，也许在地上。它会飞，也会唱。他是什么9、I have forest but no treees ;moutains;no rocks;cities without houses;rivers without water.What am I?map地图我有森林，但是没有树木。有高山，但是没有岩石。有城市，没有房屋，有河流但是没有谁。我是什么 下面笑话1.A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!”And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn’t it?”The lawyer said, “I guess so. What’s your third question?”有个人打电话给律师，问道：「你回答三个问题的收费是多少钱？」律师回答说：「四百美元。」这个人说：「这要不少钱，不是吗？」律师回答说：「我想是吧！你的第三个问题是什么？」2.Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it.One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, Someone just picked my pocket!Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, How could anyone stoop so low?我们的餐厅经理是一位深受大家爱戴，和蔼而又快乐的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提－－他的身高。或者，我应该说，他是有点矮！一天，经理怒气冲冲地撞门而入，高声说，“有人拿了我的钱包！”我和其她大部女招待都没敢吱声，但有人却蹦出一句话：“哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊3.Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately reviewed her file and called her into his office. "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom，he's dead." Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I hung him up to dry."Jim和Mary都是精神病院里的病人。一天，他们沿着医院的游泳池散步，Jim突然跳入泳池的深水区，他沉到了底部。Mary立刻跳下去救他，她潜到水底，把Jim拉了上来。当院长听闻了Mary的英勇行为后，他立刻翻看了她的病历档案,把她叫进了自己的办公室.“Mary，我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。好消息是你能跳入水中救其他病人，这说明你的意识已经恢复了，你可以出院了。坏消息就是，Jim，你救的那个病人，他还是用自己的浴袍带子在浴室上吊自杀了。”Mary说：“他没有自杀，是我把他吊起来好让他晾干。”4.Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！5.There was a lady who took a taxi home, and when the taxi driver approached her house she told him to stop, saying, "Okay, here, here is good."Then she asked the driver, "How much is it?" And the driver replied, "Ten dollars."Then, after searching in her purse for a while, she said, "Could you please go back 500 meters? I have only seven dollars on me!"有一位女士搭计程车回家，当抵达家门口时，她告诉司机：「好，就停在这里。」然后她问：「多少钱？」司机回答：「十块钱。」她翻了翻皮包之后说：「可不可以请你把车子再倒回去五百公尺，因为我只有七块钱！」6.Help! Doctor! Please come quickly!"My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!""Ok , I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes.""Good,but....what am I supposed to do in the meantime?""Just use another pen!"“救命！医生！你赶快来！我那个十岁的小孩刚刚吞下去一支笔！”“喔！我马上过去，大概十分钟或二十分钟就会到了！”“是，不过在.....在这个中间我该怎么办呢？”“用其他的笔嘛！”

因为Q被我栓住了栓Q

1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：这个座位是空的么？ 女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。

2、Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money. 男孩：我可以给你买杯饮料吗？ 女孩：你不如直接把钱给我得了。

3、My little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!  Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不识字。布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”

4、My Wife Will Exchange Them。A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.   ″Cloth or leather﹖″ asked the salesperson.  ″Makes no difference ″replied customer.   ″What color﹖″ asked the clerk.  ″Any″ he responded.

″Size﹖″ ″Give me whatever you prefer″ the gentleman said slightly exasperated. ″My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them.″

反正我太太明天会来换的。一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。 “您是要布的还是皮的？”售货员问。 “没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。 “那您要什么颜色的呢？”售货员又问。“什么颜色都成。”他回答。 “号码呢？” “您就随便给我拿一副吧，”这位顾客有点不耐烦了，“反正我太太明天都会来换的。”

5、A  physics Examination，Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.  The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunder rolls?

Nick‘s answer: Because  our eyes are before ears.

一次物理考试。在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

6、Jim’s History Examination。Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him  things that happened before the poor boy was born.

吉姆的历史考试。舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。

7、he is really somebody。-- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是一个大人物。-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？-- 墓地守墓人。

扩展资料：

笑话具有篇幅短小，故事情节简单而巧妙，往往出人意料，给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉的特点。大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象，具有讽刺性和娱乐性。其趣味有高下之分。

人类历史上，人自从有了语言，就已经出现了开玩笑的语言，最早，人们以口相传，后来有了文字，许多笑话便被记载下来，编书成册。但还有很多笑话，是流传于民间的，就当今社会，每天都有很多笑话出现，有心人如果收集，我想将来一定会有价值。

同时丰富了笑话的宝库。随着近十年网络和手机的飞速发展，随之出现了网络笑话，网络流行语，给力大全，手机笑话，雷人语句，笑料联盟等，促使笑话发展到一个新的阶段。

参考资料：百度百科：笑话