吃吃吃货小两口
Sleeping PillsBob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.""That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
雾都下的吃货
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?" "Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!" 可是老师哭了六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。 约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？” “哭？”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。” I'm sorry,but your seat is mine.how do you say so?I put an ice-cream on it对不起，你的位置是我的你为什么这么说呢我放了个冰欺凌在上面
雪中的欢心
my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” 1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老师：请说说看。 学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。 2. The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 鱼网 "你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。 "把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。 Just Sew the Buttonhole Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling? Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole. 丈夫：你给我把扣子缝好了吗，亲爱的？妻子：没有，亲爱的。我找不到扣子，所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。
jessiedido
1. A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die'The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.一男生向一女生发誓：亲爱的，请你一定要嫁给我，不然我会死掉的女孩拒绝了。六十年后，那个男生死掉了。2. Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning? Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost（路牌，路标） says, 'School -- Go Slow'老师：约翰，为什么你每天早上都迟到呢？约翰：每次我走到街角的时候，都有一块路牌写着：“学校-小心慢行”3. Teacher: Tom, why are you so late for school tdoay? And where is your homework book? Tom: Sorry, Miss. I met a robber on my way to school this morning... Teachse: Oh, My Gosh! So terrible! Did he robber anything from you? Tom: He...he robbed my homework book....老师：汤姆，你今天为什么迟到这么久？还有你的家庭作业本呢？汤姆：对不起，老师，我今天在上学的路上遇上了一个抢劫犯……老师：噢，天哪！太糟糕了！他抢了你什么东西没有？汤姆：他……他抢走了我的家庭作业本……
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