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下面是我整理的2人幽默英语对话，希望对大家有帮助。
2人幽默英语对话1：
男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?)
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。)【我立马走人】
男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?)
女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。)【我不想和你有任何交集】
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)
女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】
男：Can I have your name?(我能知道你的名字吗?)
女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)
男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)
女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)【长的真丑】
男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)
女：Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)【你能离开就是对我的仁慈】
2人幽默英语对话2：
男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?
女:Sure.
男:What is your father’s name?
女:Happy!
男:Then, What is your mother’s name?
女:Smile!
男:Are you joking?
女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?
男:Of course not.
女:Go ahead.
男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a
band. Will you join us?
女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band
男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you can play piano very well.
女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.
男:What are you good at?
女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.
男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?
女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.
男:Really? What does he like?
女:He prefers quiet music.
男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he?
女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco .
男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.
女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music?
男:Why not?
女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?
男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to.
But we have one problem with our band
女:what is it?
男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.
女:Are you joking?
男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding.
女:Well, that makes sense?!
2人幽默英语对话3：
前台小姐：“you have what thing?”
你有什么事
老外：“can you speak english?” 你能说英语吗
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”如果我没在说英语，那我在说什么?
老外：“can anybody else speak english? ”有没有其他人会说
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”你自己看看，所有的人都在玩，没有人有时间，你可以等，你等，你不等，随你。
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”上帝，这有人会说英语吗
前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”叫什么叫，安静一点，你在这里有什么事
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”我想要跟你的上司讲。
前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”头不在，你明天来。
丛林穿梭
一、(双向交流/碰撞)
1. I beg your pardon. / I didn't quite catch you on that.
我没有听懂你刚才说的话。
2. Do you understand this sentence? / Are you following me? / Are you with me?
你是否明白这个句子?
3. I feel the same. / I think exactly the same way.
我也这么想。
4. Me too.
我也是。
5. Anyway, believe me. I am serious.
不管怎样，请相信我，我是认真的
二、(打招呼)
1. Sorry. I’m busy at the moment. I’ll talk to you later.
对不起，我现在很忙，有时间再和你聊。
2. Sorry. I’m speaking with a friend at the moment. I will talk to you later.
抱歉，我的朋友在和我聊，有空了我再去找你。
3. Forgive me. I sent you a wrong message. Hope you don’t mind.
对不起，我发错了信息。别介意。
4. I’m sorry for being so slow. You know my English is not good.
抱歉，我的速度比较慢，因为我的英语很差。
5. Excuse me for about 5 minutes?
对不起，我要暂时离开一下，大约是5分钟时间
三、(打电话)
1. Don’t worry. Just a short while.
别担心。只和你聊一两句就可以了。
2. Shall I make the phone call to you or you phone over to me? My telephone number is XXXXXXX.
我给你打过去还是你给我打过来?，我的电话号码是：XXXXXXXX。
3. Thank you for trusting me. I’ll call you immediately.
谢谢你的信任，我立刻给你打过去。
四、邮件、联系电话
1. How can I contact you?
我怎么和你联系?
2. Can you tell me your telephone number/Email address?
可以告诉我你的电话/信箱吗?
3. Why don't we further contact each other by telephone/Email?
我们为什么不7. 通过电话/EMAIL进行更深一步的交流呢?
4. Would you mind showing me your photo?
是否可以让我看看你照片?
五、(告别)
1. It's almost eleven o'clock .
快十一点了。
2. I am afraid I can’t stay any longer.
我恐怕不能再久留了。
3. I'll always remember our pleasant talk today.
你走后我会怀念这次愉快的谈话。
4. I hope I can see you again. / Let’s keep in touch.
我希望我能再见到你/让我们保持联系。
5. Good night and have a good sleep.
晚安，睡个好觉
小懒虫苗啊苗
A=你B=某老外(全是我自己打的 最起码符合我们的初一水平）B:Hi！I'm John.Nice to meet you!A:Me,too.I'm xxx.What are you doing here?B:I'm going on a trip here.Here is very beautiful,no?A:Haha,I think so.B:And may I ask you a question?A:Sure.Please.B: Could you tell me where the nearest hotel is?We're looking for one.But I can't speak Chinese.So I can't talk with people over here.Could you ask other people,and then tell me ,please?A:You're too polite.I can help you of course.Just a minute.……A:OK,I see,now.B:Thanks a lot.Please tell me right now~A:OK.That man said the nerest hotel is by XXX lake.That is 5 miles away from here.Just turn to east and drive 20 minutes.Then you'll get there.B:Thanks a lot!You're very helpful and good!!!!And can the waiter and waitress in that hotel speak English?A:Forget about it~And I think they should know how to speak Eglish.Because the hotel is very famous in foreign countries.B :Oh I see.I'm very glad to meet you!Bye!A:Me,too.Bye!
