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趣味英语打油诗——WOMENIf you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing If you don't, you are not understanding If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' If you don't you are half a man If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't , she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls' If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN' So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable "O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"
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There once was a lady from Hyde, Who ate a green apple and died, While her lover lamented, The apple fermented, and made cider inside her inside. There was an old man of Philly, Who was hooked on the movie Free Willy. He quit his job at the jail, for a dolphin and whale, And so was the life of Wee Willy 个人翻译,<人鱼的童话>这部电影(也译作<威鲸闯天关>)我没看过,片名是网上找到的.以下是我的翻译: 有一位来自海德的女士， 吃了一个青苹果而死掉， 当她的爱人对她进行哀悼， 苹果却开始发酵， 苹果酒在她的体内酿造。 有一个费城的老人， 对电影<人鱼的童话>产生了喜好。 于是他辞掉监狱的工作， 去追寻海豚和鲸鱼， 从此生命变得无比美妙。 其实还有很多 看你要不要翻译的 如有疑问可以追问 我继续发给你
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There once was an old man of Esser, Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser, It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And now he's a college professor. There once was a lady, Ilene, Who liver on distilled kerosene, But she started absorbin' A new hydrocarbon and since then she'd never benzene There once was a lady from Hyde, Who ate a green apple and died, While her lover lamented, The apple fermented, and made cider inside her inside. There was a young lady one fall Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball. The dress caught fire And burned her entire Front page, sporting section and all. There was an old man of Philly, Who was hooked on the movie Free Willy. He quit his job at the jail, for a dolphin and whale, And so was the life of Wee Willy. A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud Who was frightened and screamed very loud Then a happy thought hit her To scare off the critter She sat up in bed and just meowed There once was a old man from Norway - who cussed as he sat in a doorway- the door smacked him flat- and he yelled "what was that"? that disgruntled old man from Norway! There was a fat turkey named Sam, Who gobbled whenever he ran. He came out of the bush, Presenting his tush, And was shot up the arse by a man.
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