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A Child's Angel One day a child asked God, "How am I going to live on the earth?" God answered, "I choose an angel for you. She will be waiting for you and will take care of you. And you will feel your angel's love and be happy." "And," said the child, "how can I understand when people talk to me? I don't know their language." "That's easy," said God, "your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words. And your angel will teach you how to speak." The child looked up at God, saying, "And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?" God smiled at the child, saying, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray." The child said, "I heard on the earth there are bad men. Who will protect me?" God put his arm around the child, saying, "Your angel will protect you—even if it means death." The child, in a hurry, asked, "Oh, God, if I leave now, please tell me my angel's name!" God answered, "Your angel's name is 'MOMMY' !" 一天，一个小孩问上帝，“我在人间怎样生活呢？”上帝说，“我选中了一个天使给你。她将会等待你和照顾你。你将会感受到你的天使的爱，你会感到快乐。” “还有，”小孩又问了，“我不懂他们说的语言，当人们对我说话的时候我怎样才会理解呢？”“这很简单，”上帝说，“你的天使将教会你说最美丽和最甜蜜的词语，你的天使将教会你怎样说话。”小孩抬头看着上帝说，“我想和你说话的时候该怎么做呢？” 上帝微笑着对小孩说，“你的天使会把你的双手放在一起，然后教会你怎样祈祷。” 小孩说，“我听说人间有坏人，谁将会保护我呢？” 上帝把手放在小孩身上说，“你的天使将会保护你，即使那意味着她要冒生命的危险！” 小孩有点急促，说“上帝啊，如果我现在离开，请告诉我我的天使的名字！” 上帝回答说，“你的天使的名字是‘妈妈’!” 给分吧!!
流浪的好吃狗
Interesting Things at College We all are very aware of the fact that college students work hard, dedicate themselves, and find little time for relaxation. Many use their extra time to work outside of college or perhaps enjoy a sporting event or two. Every place has a bit of humor attached to it or our existence would be very boring. College students find that humor really lights up once in awhile perhaps in an announcement or by a lecture by one of the teachers. In any case we thought that it might prove to be interesting to put out a bit of humor that some of the college students have encountered over the years. Please still laugh even if you heard these jokes before, ha, ha, my boss might be listening. Every year the Dean address’s the freshmen class about the dormitory rules. The rules are simply put guys stay out of the girl’s dorm and girls stay out of the guy’s dorm. This year the Dean added that the facility had decided to fine anyone who breaks the rule. The first offense he stated will cost you $25, the second offense will cost you $50 and the third time will cost you a much heftier fine of $200. Then he ended by asking if there were any questions? One of the boys piped up, “How much for a season pass?” At that the Dean realized the fining would not be appropriate. Next we are going to go to one of the favorite places that normally everyone attends on campus beside the cafeteria it is the Computer Lab. Now the Computer Lab can be very scary and intimidating for those of us who are not very computer savvy. Those who are familiar with the surroundings using the lab on a day to day basis are apt to poke fun or become annoying just distract or cause us to lose computer time. Computer Lab Annoying Tips Type very frantically, then stop, and look at the person next to you with an evil glean in your eye. Complain to the monitor on duty that your computer will not work, but make sure that it is turned off first. Why not connect each computer to a different screen than the one it’s set up with to find out the expressions on the faces of others. You can write a program that plays the theme song of one of the old TV programs like Green Acres and play it over and over at a very high volume. One of the most frightening things to the person next to you is to ask them if they know how to type into the top secret files at the Pentagon. Then tell them you do can you use their terminal for a while. These are really corny ways to be annoying but some people find that just reading them makes a person laugh.
大懒虫杰
丰富多采的暑假生活快要结束了。暑假中的趣事让我数不胜数，暑假中的收获更是多多。下面是我给大家精心挑选的暑假里的趣事英语作文，希望大家喜欢!供你参考和阅读!
Getting up in the morning, I planned to go to the forest park to dig the earth.
After breakfast action immediately, to dig soil was throwing stones to the small river bank, haven't so playing for a long time, make good arm ache, Lin Lin is full hand covered in mud. Because she was going home to change the soil, she gave her to her grandparents. In the afternoon, I was planning to take linlin to the dekies for a visit. Ask only to know to eat and run to play again. At dinner, linlin didn't perform well and was "beaten" by her father, but she was too embarrassed to be taken care of.
And grandma left right sentence said, why the children can play, kids can't play it sounds let a person feel funny and helpless. When I came out from my grandparents' house, I asked linlin if she knew she had made a mistake. She cried. I asked her why she said, "I'll say," the little thing, but I knew she was embarrassed to say that. Saying that is equal to the positive admitting that you are wrong.
What's the end of this summer? I haven't had enough!
A few days before the holiday, the students were still talking about what to do and how to spend the summer vacation. Some want to travel, some want to go back to their hometown, some want to go to summer camp, everyone is carefully weaving their own summer dream. My wish is to take advantage of the summer vacation to visit Tibet, to see the buddhist shrines in our country, and then climb mount Everest. After the tour, go to the book building to read a book, go shopping, relax, after all, think about a meaningful summer vacation.
Time is slipping away like water. In August, the 5th, 6th and 7th... Look, it's 19 today. I haven't finished my homework yet.
Ben wants to go swimming every night. All my dreams have vanished over time. Instead of going out for fun, they feel more stressed. My parents gave me an English training class, an Olympic class, etc. I was so tired that I could not breathe. But I'm ok. There are other students who are worse than me. Some attend classes almost every day, as early as normal classes to study. Some of them can't come out all day long. Some in addition to the summer vacation homework, mom and dad back to him in addition to add a lot of homework, for example, back to the tang dynasty, memorizing words, write a diary, writing a composition, practising calligraphy, Musical Instruments and so on. It seems everyone is the same.
I hope to have a good summer vacation. When I was 5 or 6, my parents took me to Qingdao, Beijing, zhuhai and so on. But during the summer vacation, I can only hold my homework, homework and homework.
I can't finish my homework, I can't memorize all the words, I can't do it, I can't, who let us be born in this time! The competition between my classmates is fierce, and you can't be too slow in learning to catch me. Everyone is secretly studying.
The period can hardly see the shadow of the classmate, only those 3, 4 year old children are playing, they are very good! No pressure, no freedom. They were playing in the garden, laughing and laughing, and the laughter of laughter broke through the window, and it tickled the heart.
It is the child's nature, we are like birds, we are free to fly in our own sky. Teacher, the parents, why want to deprive us of the right to play! Why put the shackles of The Times on our necks? Don't lock us in the cage!
The whole society calls out loudly: give us a happy summer vacation!
The hot summer holiday is coming. The best sport is swimming now. My mother and I immediately went to the gym.
Looking forward to the day of swimming, we did the warm-up first, and then, like a flock of ducklings, we stormed the water. Wow, the water is so cool! I didn't know anything about swimming, and I began to learn how to look at other partners.
"Poof!" I drink a lot of saliva in succession, the nose is also sour, I angrily think: hum, have what great, is not to change gas? Still trying to catch miss Ben?
With that in mind, I learned to breathe and started sliding. Gliding is very important in swimming, it can make you swim easily and swim fast. I'm afraid to slide out, facing up to one meter and twenty centimeters of water. So deep water, it's no laughing matter! The coach met and said calmly to me, "overcome the psychological barrier and move forward boldly."
I heard it, and I learned it bravely, and he taught me how to kick my legs, and I made a lot of progress, which made the coach very happy.
After 10 days of practice, I finally mastered the breaststroke skills. This is the result of my 10 days of excitement.
The time went by fast, and the 14 days passed, and I learned a variety of swimming positions, too. It was a really happy summer vacation
