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顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot! 一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.Are you crazy? yelled the customer with your hand on my steak?What answers the waiter You want it to fall on the floor again? 服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？Waiter: Tea or coffee gentlemen?I'll have tea.2nd customer: Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。Waiter there's a fly in my soup!Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em. 服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。Waiter there's a fly in my soup!No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak. 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。Waiter there's a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。Waiter there's a fly in my soup!Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。Waiter there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.
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如下：
A; Are you enjoying your time at university?
B: It's okay, but not as much as I expected.
C: Really? Why not?
B: I thought that the subjects would be easy, and I would have lots of time to play, but actually I have many assignments.
A: What type of assignments are you having problems with?
B: I find my accounting assignments very difficult.
C: Have you considered asking a tutor to help?
B: Hmm, I guess I could. Where would I find one?
A: You can often find them advertising on the notice board in the library.
B: Thanks, I'll go and check that out. Provided I don't get distracted on the way and end up in the gym instead!
A: Ha! Have you joined a sports team?
B: Yes, I'm playing for the university volleyball team.
C: Hey, so am I! Which team are you on?
B: I've joined the university volleyball society, they've put me in the men's league.
C. Ah, I guess that's why I haven't seen you. I'm playing in a mixed league.
A: Cool! That sounds like a nice way to meet some new friends，maybe even make a new girlfriend.
C. Actually, now that you mention it, our captian is very pretty!
B: What else are you doing at university apart from studying and playing volleyball?
C. I've also joined the university debating team, we have a competition every month.
A. That sounds like fun. Are there still places open for other people to join?
B. Yes, they're always looking for new people to join.
A. Thanks, that's good to know, I think I'll go and sign up next week.
C. Hey, what time is your next class? I think I have to go now.
A. I'm in no hurry, my next class doesn't start for a couple of hours.
C. Lucky you, enjoying the university life! I'm off now, see you later.
B. Enjoy!
A. So, do you want me to go with you the library, we can check out the notices for tutors?
B. Okay, let's go.
翻译
你在大学里过得愉快吗？
没关系，但没有我想象的那么多。
真的吗？为什么不呢？
我原以为课程会很简单，我会有很多时间玩，但实际上我有很多作业。
你对什么类型的作业有问题？
我觉得我的会计作业很难。
你考虑过请家教帮忙吗？
嗯，我想我可以。我在哪里能找到？
你经常可以在图书馆的布告栏上看到它们的广告。
谢谢，我去看看。前提是我不会在路上分心，而是去健身房！
A:哈！你参加过运动队吗？
是的，我是大学排球队的队员。
嘿，我也是！你是哪个队的？
我加入了大学排球协会，他们让我进入了男子联赛。
啊，我想这就是为什么我没见过你。我在混合联赛踢球。
酷！这听起来是认识新朋友的好方法，也许还能交个新女朋友。
事实上，既然你提到了，我们的船长非常漂亮！
除了学习和打排球，你在大学里还做什么？
我也加入了大学辩论队，我们每个月都有一场比赛。
听起来很有趣。还有其他人可以加入的地方吗？
是的，他们总是在寻找新的人加入。
谢谢，很高兴知道，我想我下周去报名。
嘿，你下一节课是什么时候？我想我得走了。
我不着急，我的下一节课还有几个小时才开始。
幸运的你，享受大学生活！我现在走了，待会儿见。
享受吧！
那么，你想让我和你一起去图书馆吗？我们可以看看老师的通知？
好的，我们走吧。
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A: Hello, can you speak English?B: Yes, what can I do for you?A: Oh, good. I want to go to HongXing primary school, can you tell me the way?B: Sorry. I'm not very clear. There is a policeman, and I can help you to ask him.A: Thank you very much.B: Excuse me. Can you tell me how to go to the HongXing primary school?C: Let me see. You can go along the street.B: Wait a moment. Let me write it down. Go along the street...C: Yes. Then turn left and you will see the school on the right side of the road.B: Then turn left, and the the school on the right side of the road. Thank you very much.C: It's my pleasure.B: Sir, you can follow the way as I write on the paper.A: Thanks a lot. You are so kind.B: You're welcome.英语（English），属于印欧语系中日耳曼语族下的西日耳曼语支，是由古代从丹麦等斯堪的纳维亚半岛以及德国、荷兰及周边移民至不列颠群岛的盎格鲁、撒克逊和朱特部落的日耳曼人所说的语言演变而来，并通过英国的殖民活动传播到了世界各地。由于在历史上曾和多种民族语言接触，它的词汇从一元变为多元，语法从“多屈折”变为“少屈折”，语音也发生了规律性根据以英语作为母语的人数计算，英语是最多国家使用的官方语言。英语也是世界上最广泛的第二语言，也是欧盟的，最多国际组织和英联邦国家的官方语言，拥有世界第三位的母语使用者人数，仅少于汉语和西班牙语母语使用者人数。公元1066年，割据法兰西王国西北部的诺曼底公爵（丹麦人后裔）威廉一世，征服英格兰王国，成为英格兰国王，所有的英国贵族也都换成法国人，并且和法国本土的贵族通婚。诺曼征服的三百余年间，英格兰王国的君主与贵族都讲法语，教士们则习用拉丁语，中古英语。1500年左右，中古英语演变成为近代英语。
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今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思 老妈：这个“i don’t know.“是什么意思？ 我说：“我不知道” 老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！ 我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！！ 老妈：还嘴硬！！！！$@％!#$^&％#$％@$％@#$％!^％^!^％$^#&..(一顿爆揍) 老妈：你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。 我说：是“我知道“ 老妈：知道就快说。 我说：就是“我知道“ 老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？ 我说：就是我知道呀！ 老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$％^@$#!％$@^％#*$^^^##$％(又一顿爆揍) 老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don’t want to tell you.“是什么意思？ 我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧 这不她老人家又来问我了:“儿啊,i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~?“ 我:“我很烦,别烦我“ 老妈:“找打,跟你妈这么说话“(于是被扁) 老妈又问;“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“ 我说:“我没听清,再说一次“ 老妈又说了一遍:i hear nothing,repeat“ “我没听清,再说一次“ 结果被扁 老妈再问:“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“ 我说:“你说什么“(再次被扁) 老妈再问:“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊’ 我说:“查字典“ “查字典我还问你做甚“(被扁) 老妈又问:you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“ 我说:“你最好问别人“ “你是我儿子,我问别人干吗,又找打.“ “啊!god save me !“ “上帝救救我吧!” “耍你老妈玩,上帝也救不了你!(被扁) 我再问你:“use you head,then think it over,又是什么意思啊!“ 我说:“动动脑子,再仔细想想.“ “臭小子,还敢耍我“接着又要动手 我连忙说:“是世上只有妈妈好的意思” “嗯,这还差不多,一会我给你做好吃的,明天再问你”
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三个人的英语对话一：A: How are you B : I'm fineC： I am alsoB：A，how about you and your boyfriendA: just so soC: B, What is an ideal girlfriend or boy friend for you?B: My boyfriend must be sincere for me , and be seriouslyC: and you ? AA: My boyfriend must be tall and handsome , and Love me very muchB: I think more important is the quality of the boyfriendC: I agree with you, My boyfriend is frank and don’t lieA: That’s great , an honest man is very attractiveC: More importantly, how to get along between the boyfriend and girlfriendB: Yeah , What kind of relationship do you expect between you and your boyfriend or girlfriend?A: I consider tolerance and understanding is the most importantC: I think so. boyfriend or girlfriend are often quarreled,so the tolerance and understanding is the most importantB: That is right . My idea is that boyfriend will tease the girl happyA: oh. My view is that girl have to pay more attention to her boyfriendC: Today's chat is very happy B: yeah. wish you and your boyfriendA: Same blessings to youB: Thank you A: You are welcomeC: Goodbye A: see you B: Bye三个人的英语对话二：Bill:Hello,Jill.Jill:Hi,Bill.Bill:What happened? You look like a little upset.Jill:I'm worried about my exams. My teacher asks me to make a public sppech with one classmate.Bill:So you don't have a partner?Jill:No,I have.Lily is my partner.But neither of us know how to make a speech.Bill:Oh, it doesn't matter.My friend Bob knows.He really did it before.You can ask him.Jill:Could you halp me? I don't know him.Bill: Of course. He is at classroom now. Let's go....Bill: Hello,Bob.This is my friend Jill.Bob:Nice to meet you,Jill.Jill: Nice to meet you,too.Bill:Bob,Jill meets a problem.His teacher asks him to make a speech.But he doesn't knowhow to make it.Could you help him?Bob:Ok.There are several vital factors when it comes to make a publicspeech.First of all,wo should consider the content of the speech,what things do you want to talk about.Jill:Let me write it down....Ok.And then?Bob:Secondly,you should consider the length of the speech.It should not too long or too short.Jill:And?Bob:Last but not least,speak confidently.Just remember be confident whenever and wherever you are. That is the most importmant.Jill:Thank you very much.Bob:Any other matters I can help you?Jill:Maybe,but not at this moment.I have many things to do. Could I ask you to help me later.Bob:Yes,you could.I'd like to.Bill:Ok, problems are solved.Let go for lunch.It's time for lunch.And you can go on.三个人的英语对话三：Scene----in the college dormDan is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.Mike came back from a morning jogging.M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?D: I am playing war craft.M: Where is Tommy?D: Shiiiii!M:What? What's the matter?D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It’s almost nine o'clock. He have to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!T:five more minutes, please.Mike: No way Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes. when Dan finishes his game, I will be fine.I don't know why I am so so sleepy.M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.M: That's more like it. We need will power.D and T: what is will power?M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?Mike: right.T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?M: right.Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!!Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.
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