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英语笑话(一) 老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ahead. 小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问:你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去? 小明说:你没听老师说「去你个头」啊! 英语笑话(二) 某日刘洪涛遇到外宾,上前搭话曰:I am hongtao liu,外宾曰:我TM还是方片七呢! 英语笑话(三) 江青会见外宾,要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻,不许走样。外宾一见到江青,立刻拍马屁道:"Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻译照翻,江青心花怒 放,嘴上还要谦虚一下:“哪里,哪里”。 翻译不敢怠慢,把江青的话翻成英文:"Where? Where?" 外宾一愣,还有这样的人,追问哪里漂亮的,干脆马屁拍到底:"Everywhere, everywhere." 翻译:“你到处都很漂亮。”江青更高兴了,但总是要客气一下:“不见得,不见得”。翻译赶紧翻成英文:"You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see." 英语笑话(四) 话说某年某月的某一天,叁个神箭手约在一起比箭,目标是十尺外仆人头上的苹果。A神箭手挽弓长射,咻一声,利箭正中苹果。A高傲的昂起下巴,比出一根大 拇指道:「I AM后羿!」 B神箭手照本宣科,射中苹果,这回他自大的喊了一句:「I AM丘比特!」 轮到C了,他也挽弓,利箭射出! 结果正中仆人的心脏。就听他结结巴巴好久才吐出一句:「I...I...I...AM...SORRY...」 英语笑话(五) 某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞, 忙说:I am sorry. 老外应道:I am sorry too. 某人听后又道:I am sorry three. 老外不解,问:What are you sorry for? 某人无奈,道:I am sorry five. 英语笑话(六) 一位来自日本的旅客,坐出租车去机场的路上,看到一辆汽车经过,就说:“oh,TOKOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一辆经过,他又说: “oh,NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司机有点不高兴,觉得他太吵了!当第三辆经过时,他还是说:“oh,HONDA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!” 后来到了机场,那个日本人就问:“How Much?”出租车司机说:“1000!” 日本人惊奇的问司机:“为什么那么贵?”出租车司机回答说:“oh,mileometer(计 程表)!Made in Japan! It is very fast!” 英语笑话(七) 英语老师问一个学生,“How are you是什么意思” 学生想how是怎么,you 是你,于是回答“怎么是你?” 老师生气又问另一个同学:“How old are you ?是什么意思?” 这个同学想了想说:“怎么老是你。” 英语笑话(八) 某男,粗通英文,至使馆,有表要填,有一栏是sex。 该男思之久已,毅然下笔:“Once a week“。 签证官观后暴笑,曰:“This item should be filled in with male or female.“ 该男顿时赧颜,思之,填下“female“,官楞之,曰:“shouldn’t it be male?“ 男急释曰:“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.” 英语笑话(九) 一位在美的留学生,想要考国际驾照。在考试时因为过于紧张,看到地上标线是向左转。 他不放心的问道:turn left? 监考官回答:right. 于是他立刻向右转。 很抱歉他只有下次再来。
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01.人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的,轻易地放弃了不该放弃的
Themostregretionofliveisinsistonsomethingthatshouldntbeinsistedon,giveupsomethingthatshouldntbegivenup
02.大师兄,你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
TangMonk/Tangpriest,dontyouknoaningout,hedidnthaveexperienceinleadingthearmy!eotheranticloverich,richinthecoquettisharryforthepurposeofmakingobjectisbullying.
毛爷爷说,不以结婚为目的的搞对象都是耍流氓。
29、Brother,youhavetofacetheresolutionisgood?
大哥,把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗?
30、Inheaventhereisnoan,IthinkImustbetoomean.
女子无才便是德,我想我一定是太缺德了。
37、Livinghalfarebadluck,theotherhalfisho:Dutchactnocourage,horizontalbatch:whitegoback.
上联:活着没意义,下联:自杀没勇气,横批:白走一回。
40、Myprincipleis:thepersondoesnotmakeme,Idonotprisoners;ifthepersonmakeme,Iwillgetangry!
我的原则是:人不犯我,我不犯人;人若犯我,我就生死!
幸福中总会掺加那些悲哀的元素。
2、The world without you, unable to continue。
没有你的世界 ,无法继续。
3、Love is a dashed line, we in different paragraph。
爱情是一条虚线,我们在不同的段落。
4、Alone a person cannot feel happiness。
独自一个人无法感受幸福。
5、Held your hand, as if threads on your fingers around。
握过你的手,仿佛余温在指尖缠绕。
6、Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity。
幸运,其实就是准备遇到了机会
7、You cant buy love。 But you pay heavily for it。
爱,钱买不到它,却会狠狠的为它买单。
8、I am a slow walker , but I never walk backwards。
我走得很慢,但是我从不倒退。
9、Your own taste, let my heart closely rely on。
你的专属的味道,让我的心紧紧依靠。
10、Determined to be tired heartless indifference。
有心才会累,无心者无所谓。
11、Im just folk。I have mood swings。
我只是个平凡人,我也有我的小情绪。
12、No promise, only said not over of lies。
没有不变的承诺,只有说不完的谎言。
13、Whos who of the hook, and who is who of redemption。
谁是谁的劫,谁又是谁的救赎。
14、Love warms more than a thousand fires。
爱情的炽热胜过千万团的火。
15、I forget, or you have not loved。
是我忘不掉,还是你未曾爱过。
16、pale words who can see this persons bitter。
苍白的文字有谁会看出这一个人的辛酸。
17、Ill give you。 The last love is letting go。
我给你,最后旳疼爱是手放开。
18、Delay is the deadliest form of denial。
拖延其实就是最彻底的拒绝。
19、Dont look back, just havent found leave your reasons。
不回头,只是还没找到留下的理由。
20、So your those commitments, just about。
原来你的那些承诺,只是随便说说。
21、If I change shape, and you forget the time。
若不是我变了摸样,便是你淡忘了时光。
22、Love is so short, forgetting is so long。
爱那么短,可是遗忘那么长。
23、I love you, love can not my world without you。
我爱你,爱到我的世界不能没有你。
24、Are there only to leave, you will never care about。
是不是只有离开,你才会有所在乎。
25、Someone said, my love, I just thought。
有人说,我的爱情只是我的自以为。
26、Have you paid the rental for residing in my heart?
住在我心里,你交房租了吗?
27、The life of the traveler why cant forget。
生命的过客何必念念不忘。
28、All or nothing, now or never。
要么没有,要么全部。要么现在,要么永不。
29、Disappointment is injured, than be more painful thing。
失望是比受伤,更让人痛苦的事情。
30、The wind is too with the pain you give is blown away。
风太带大你给的痛却吹不散。
31、I loved you。 I leave you。 Ill miss you。
曾经爱过你,现在我走了,将来,我还会想念你。
32、The fault-finder will find faults in paradise。
爱找缺点的人就是到天堂里也能找到缺点。
33、The course of true love never did run smooth。
真诚的爱情之路永不会是平坦的。
34、Keep me in your memory, leave out all the rest。
把我放进你的记忆里,不要管其他的。
35、Happiness is when the desolated soul meets love。
幸福是孤寂的灵魂遭遇爱的邂逅。
36、Choice, not chance, determines human destiny。
抉择,而不是机遇,决定命运。
37、Best way to not get your heart broken, is pretend you dont have one。
不想伤心最好的办法就是假装自己没心没肺。
38、Time will abandon those funny oath, until we also agree。
时间会摒弃那些滑稽的誓言,直至我们也苟同。
39、Trust always can not stand test, appear so vulnerable。
信任,总是经不起考验,显得如此不堪一击。
40、One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory。
想要得到幸福的关键之一就是你要学会健忘。
41、please give me a reason to forget you,who loves me so much。
给我一个理由忘记,那么爱我的你。
42、Life sometimes, always is ironic。 A turn round is probably I。
人生有时候,总是很讽刺。一转身可能就是一世。
43、I love very much, a minute only love you sixty seconds。
我的心爱得不多,一分钟只爱了你六十秒。
44、My eyes have shallow sea land old clap vita etched a bay miss。
我眼中有浅浅的海,前尘旧事拍岸,侵蚀出一湾想念。
45、If love is the representative of the happiness, that what is happiness。
如果说爱情是幸福的代表,那幸福又是什么。
46、Between us are only separated by one step, and I can not move you。
我们之间仅隔一步,而我却不能迈向你。
47、Everyone has a sad, want to hide but he who denies all confesses all。
每个人都有一段悲伤,想隐藏却欲盖弥彰。
48、Time profound rather than shallow, please dont used to mourn rather than miss。
时光深刻而非浅薄,请别用来。
49、I acted like it wasnt a big deal, when really it was breaking my heart。
我装作一切都无所谓,虽然我已心力交瘁。
50、Weve added years to life,not life ti years。
我们让年华付诸流水 ,却不曾将生命倾注其中。
51、We dont have any choice, only run in opposite directions。
我们没有任何选择的余地,只有背道而驰。
52、Your hand luxuriant line entanglements into the city in whose laughter。
你掌心华丽的线条纠结进了谁的城池里欢声笑语。
53、Its too late to move back, yet too early to move on。
想回头,已经太迟了; 想开始, 又觉得太早。
54、When distinction disguises the smile, is the final farewell tune。
分别时假装的微笑,是最后的告别曲。
55、Disappear a memory。 And leaving is unforgettable memories。
消失的是记忆。而留下的才是刻骨铭心的回忆。
56、Close your eyes, and see yourself, you are clearly visible。
闭上眼,看不见自己,你却清晰可见。
57、Im tired of people who judge me without knowing my history。
我讨厌那些不了解我,却对我指手画脚的人。
58、Beautiful season, we love because huddle together。
明媚的季节里,我们因为爱情依偎在一起。
59、Some people just dont realize how much their words can hurt someone。
有些人就是意识不到他们的语言有多么伤人。
60、We cant fly high because we overweigh ourselves。
我们不会高飞,是因为我们把自己看的太重。
61、Do not play too true acting, otherwise it will bear the scars。
演戏别演太真,否则会伤痕累累。。
62、Got to lose, is always better than never gets no more cuts。
得到了再失去,总是比从来就没有得到更伤人。
63、Whatever happened in the past is gone, the best is always yet to come。
无论过去发生什么,最好的永远尚未到来。
64、For those things i dont talk about,it does not mean i dont know。
有些事不说,不代表不知道。
65、For you, I have only to remember the identity of strangers。
对于你,我始终只能以陌生人的身份去怀念。
66、The colour of a sad, sad haunted, sadness and me company。
泛着忧伤的色彩,悲伤萦绕,忧伤和我作伴。
67、A person quiet a person cry movie clips, the whole world is sad。
一个人安静一个人哭泣散场电影,全世界伤心。
68、A lot of things, we can be touched, but can not shed tears。
很多事情,我们可以感动,却不能流泪。
69、Obtain a copy of any form will have to repay that day。
任何形式的索取都会有偿还的那一天。
70、Love, but not to talk, from no words to say nothing。
爱情,不过是从无话不谈,到无话可说。
71、Without you by my side, I will be better off than you。
没有你在我身边,我会比你过得更好。
72、And the fear in the heart with obtained after the betrayal。
最怕在用了心之后, 得到的是背叛。
73、You said, love is too deep but dont let their destruction。
你说过,爱的太深却不要让自己沉沦。
74、If you dont travel around,you d think this is the world。
如果你不出去走走,你就会以为这就是世界。
75、You will never understand love if you are always sane。
永远那么理智,就永远不会懂得爱情了。
76、Until all dreams has broken, didnt see your tears and regret。
直到所有的梦已破碎,才看见你的眼泪和后悔。
77、Sadness into the river upstream, I for who the desperate。
悲伤逆流成河,我为谁而不顾一切。
78、Too much commitment to slip away from the fingers dare ask what。
太多承诺从指间溜走 不敢奢求什么。
79、I just wanna ask,Will you still be there if I come back?
我只想问你,若我回头,你还在不在?
80、That formerly how to pick, time flies straight forward。
那段从前怎么去捡,光阴似箭一直向前。
81、Life without love is like a tree without blossom of fruit。
缺少爱的生命,就像未开花结果的枯树。
1、简约现代风格双开门衣柜,具有超强的视感。 Simple modern style double-door e, people feel like a dream of leisure, so that people feel like visual feast, enjoy a colorful life. 8、桌子的设计很容易与各种风格家装搭配,效果都很出众。 Designs of tables are easy to match bination of glass door bookcase, high quality board, exquisite and taste. 13、注意新家具,就不能不重视古代家具,因为这是我们祖先的智慧结晶,是我们的文化遗产。 If bination. Simple design, generous, very artistic. 16、独特的造形设计,简单、时尚大方的花纹,优雅吸引了追求时尚的现代人。 Unique shape design, simple, fashionable and generous patterns, elegant attracted the pursuit of fashion of modern people. 17、不多几件桃花心木西式家具,墙上却落落挂着几张名人书画。 Not many pieces of mahogany antic life, full of your endless pursuit of home life. 21、黑白色系的经典风格设计,有着深层之感,有着梦幻般的意境,充满着小清新的小资生活格调。 The classic style design of black and plex into simplicity, starting from the truth, streamline shape design, black and , the notes mapped on the delicate cabinet, diffuse with a faint taste. 28、博物馆的收购,可以解决一大部分古代家具的出路问题。 The acquisition of museums can solve the problem of the way out for a large part of ancient furniture. 29、他都不爱你了,把他保留在身边,也只是一台无心的家具。 He doesn't love you anymore. Keeping him around is just a careless piece of furniture. 30、漂亮的百叶窗上绣了一沉薄薄的窗纱。红色的桌椅,清秀的梳妆台。 The beautiful shutters were embroidered with a thin veil. Red tables and chairs, beautiful dressing table. 31、岁月会改变一个人的眼光,就像油漆的家具会变色一样。 Years will change a person's eyes, just as painted furniture will change color.
优美英文句子
1、Blessedness is of comparative degree,you e ture.
幸福是每一个微小愿望的达成。
4、Happiness is to find someone es out of your mouth an eone and smile for no reason。
没有遇到你之前,我从来没想到自己会这样,毫无缘由的对着一个人傻笑。
16、I am on my about them, but the memories would always be there.
距离会让你遗忘,但是回忆却会永驻。
22、Everbody will make mistakes, thats why they put erasers on the end of pencils.
每个人都会犯错,这就是为什么把橡皮擦安在铅笔后面的原因。
23、Dont be so hard on yourself.
别对自己太苛刻了。
24、If you really love me, then why do I see is to breed.
倘若你真的爱我,那么为什么我看到的只是繁衍。
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1.Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.在期末考试之前,汤姆告诉他的母亲:“妈妈,我昨天晚上做了一个梦,梦见我通过了今天的考试。”“不要相信梦,亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。“那么,我真希望在今晚的梦中,我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。2.Big handsTeacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?tudent: Big hands.大手老师:如果我左手上有7个桔子,右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么?学生:大手。3.Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger.老师:如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半,我能得到几块儿?汤米:四块。老师:那我要是再切两次,我能得到什么呢?汤米:汉堡。4.On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were
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1.Is it a boy or a girlA: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.B: I'm not. I'm her mother.翻译:是男孩还是女孩?A:看看那个留短发和蓝色牛仔裤的年轻人。是男孩还是女孩?B:是个女孩。她是我的女儿。A:哦,对不起,先生。我不知道你是她的父亲。B:我不是。我是她的妈妈。2.Pretty uglyMary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?Peter: I think you're pretty ugly..翻译:非常丑陋的玛丽:约翰说我很漂亮。安迪说我很丑。你觉得怎么样,彼得?彼得:我觉得你很丑。3.Silent fartA man walks into the doctor's office with a serious problem."Doctor, I've had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I've had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?"The doctor replies:"The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing."翻译:沉默的屁:沉默的屁一个人走进医生的办公室,遇到了一个严重的问题。“医生,我在无声气体排放方面有问题。在家里,工作,甚至在教堂,我放出无数的无声屁,无论我走到哪里!事实上,我坐在这里和你谈过三次。我们该怎么办?”医生回答说:“我们要做的第一件事就是检查你的听力。”3.Pay tax with a smileA: I hate paying my income tax.B: You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?A: I'd like to but they insist on money!翻译:A:我讨厌付所得税。B:你应该是个好公民——你为什么不微笑着付钱呢?A:我很愿意,但是他们坚持要钱!4.Take his placeAn attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor."So, what is it?" grumbled the governor."Judge Garber has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."Replied the governor, "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."翻译:代替他:取代他的位置午夜过后,一位律师打电话给州长,坚持要他跟他谈一件非常紧急的事情。一个助手最终同意唤醒州长。“那么,这是什么呢?”州长抱怨道。“Garber法官刚刚去世,”律师说,“我想接替他的位置。”州长回答说:“好吧,如果殡仪馆还好的话,我就可以了。”5.I'm SickOne day Hamid felt very sick and he went to the hospital.Nurse: Hamid, the doctor is here to see you.Hamid: Tell him, I can't see him. I'm sick.翻译:我生病了一天,哈米德感到很不舒服,他去了医院。护士:哈米德,医生来见你。哈米德:告诉他,我看不见他。我病了。向姑姑道歉爸爸:“儿子,你怎么称呼你的阿姨傻?”去跟她说声对不起。”儿子:(走到姨妈跟前)“阿姨,对不起你是个笨蛋。”6.Say sorry to auntDad: "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her."Son: (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid."6.Undying loveGirl: Do you love me?Boy: Yes, dear.Girl: Would you die for me?Boy: No, mine is undying love.翻译:永恒的爱:永恒的爱女孩:你爱我吗?男孩:是的,亲爱的。女孩:你愿意为我而死吗?男孩:不,我的爱是永恒的扩展资料:look at看; 审视; 评判; 接受young person(14-17岁的)未成年人; 少年short hair短头发blue jeans蓝色斜纹布裤子,牛仔裤do you你愿意吗fart<讳>放屁; 讨厌的人; 令人厌烦的人; 蠢人walks步态( walk的名词复数 ); 人行道; 步行的路径; 走,步行,散步( walk的第三人称单数 ); 出现; 陪伴…走; 徒步旅行'vehave 的缩略形式At home在家; 在国内; 在家接待客人; 精通and even乃至
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民间笑话的根本功能在于引人发笑,在这个使人紧张而倍感压抑的商品经济时代,笑话成了抚慰人焦灼灵魂的一剂良药。下面是我带来的好笑的 英语笑话 小短文,欢迎阅读!好笑的英语笑话小短文篇一 Fame and hardwork 名声与艰苦劳动 During the Gulf War,my sister,Jane,bought a flag and asked her apartment's maintenance man, a Vietnam vet,to install a pole for him. When she offered to pay him,he told her there was no way he could take money for putting up the American flag. 海湾战争期间,我妹妹珍妮买了一面美国国旗,她请房子的维修工—一位老兵给她竖一根旗杆。当我妹妹为此什给他钱时,他说,他帮助挂美国国旗,无论如何都不该收钱。 Jane contacted her local newspaper,and they published an article about the incident. The next time she encountered the maintenance man, he told her that everyone he knew had read her story and that she had made him a celebrity.Jane jokingly asked for his autograph. 珍妮来到当地报杜,就此事在报上发表了一篇 文章 。当珍妮第二次碰到那位维修工时,他对珍妮说他所认识的人都看了她写的报章,是她使他成为了名人。珍妮开玩笑地说让他给签个名。 "I don't have time,"the man replied. "I'm too busy setting up American flags.” 他回答说:“那我可没时间,挂美国国旗的事忙得我不可开交。” 好笑的英语笑话小短文篇二 Home alone 独自在家 My wife will go to any extreme to keep people from,knowing she is home alone. One evening when I was working late,my wife heard a knock on the door. She ignosed it,but the knocing continued. Frantic,sloe began to bark,softly at first,then louder and louder. Much to her relief,the knocking soon stopped. 我妻子独自在家时,总是不想让别人知道家里没有其他的人。一天晚上,我工作到很晚。我妻子听到有人敲门,她就没理,但敲门的声音总是不停,慌乱之中,她开始学狗叫。一开始她低声地叫,随后她的叫声越来越大。敲门声很快地停了,她这才松了口气。 The next day the paper boy came to the door to collect."I came by last night,"he told me,"but I left when your wife barked at me!" 第二天,送报的小孩来我家收钱,那小孩告诉我:“我昨晚上就来了,你老婆老冲我学狗叫,我就走了。” 好笑的英语笑话小短文篇三 Peter decides the grade 彼得的长相决定了分数 One semester when my brother, Peter,attended the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis,an art-student friend of his asked if he could paint Peter's portait for a class.assignment. Peter agreed,and the art student painted and submitted the portrait, only to receive a C minus. 我兄弟彼得在明尼阿波利斯的明尼索达大学上学时,有一个学期,他的一位学艺术的朋友问他是否可以用他做 素描 的模特作为课堂作业。彼得同意了。那位艺术生画完了,就把肖像交给了老师。他只得了一个C-. The art student approached the professor to ask why the grade was so poor. The teacher told him that the proportions in the painting were incorrect.”The head is too big,”the professor explained.”The shoulders are too wide, and the feet are enormous." 那位艺术生找到教授问为什么他的分数这么低。教授告诉他肖像中的比例失调,教授说:“脑袋太大,肩太宽,脚也过于大了。” The next day,the art student brought Peter to see the professor. He took one Look at my brother."Okay, A minus. "he said. 第二天,那位艺术生带彼得见教授,教授看了我兄弟一眼,并说:“好,可以得A-。” 好笑的英语笑话小短文篇四 Being considerate 善解人意 I had iust learned to drive and, like most teen-agers,begged at every opportunity to take over the wheel. During a family vacation my father finally allowed me drive on a long,straight stretch on highway.I was in my glory until there was a sudden turn in the road.Caught unaware, I swung too wide and ran into a service station's advertising sign. I stopped the cat and waited for a lecture. 像大多数的青少年一样,我刚学会开车时,总想利用一切开车的机会。有一次家庭外出度假时,我经过请求,爸爸终于允许我在笔直的高速公路止驾驶。我感到十分荣幸,直到开到了一个急转弯,由于转盘转动得太大,车直奔着加油站的 广告 牌冲去。我停下了车,等着挨训。 My father,always considerate of his children's feelings,turned back to the rest of family and said. "As long as we're here,does anyone need to use the rest room?" 我的父亲总是考虑到孩子哟情绪,转过身对家里的其他人说:“既然我们已经把车开到了这儿,有人想上厕所吗?” 看了“好笑的英语笑话小短文”的人还看了: 1. 英语爆笑短文 2. 超级搞笑英语笑话小短文 3. 经典英语笑话小短文精选 4. 英语版笑话 5. 经典爆笑英文小笑话阅读