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英语剧剧本:搞笑英语剧:三笑三 (漆表演) 场介绍: Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director. 第幕:物赵云 夏侯惇 曹操 蒋干 旁白:刚才久黑汉曹操军救刘备刘阿斗现向杀张飞(赵云场)Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei. 赵云:no本姓赵名云乃山龙 no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~ (赵云背拿坨布代表阿斗) 赵云:看主公点骨血刘阿斗我火场救我自脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭(顾影自怜状)look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~. (夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀) 夏侯敦:贼莫跑要我杀戒(冲) Children stop there or i will kill you (赵云左手抱阿斗右手与搏斗) 赵云:恶居敢偷袭我fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ?? (二装腔作势打斗数招) 赵云:看我九阴白骨爪stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!! 夏侯敦:唔(倒) oh my gad i'm over 赵云:宜久留快寻主公()yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~ (曹操、蒋干二) 曹操:没想我初兵便杀敌望风逃真谓师未捷身先死使英雄泪满襟 I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack. It reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful" 蒋干:丞相您说真见吉利 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said; (曹操险些夏侯敦绊倒) 曹操:咦谁扔西瓜皮(转身看见倒夏侯敦)Huh? Who threw the banana rind? 曹操:夏侯卿难道搞行艺术Do not Xiahou Dun? Is he engaged in what is called performance art? (蒋干前夏侯敦顿拍打二站起) 曹操:夏侯卿何要装西瓜皮Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground? 夏侯敦:脸黑炭 手抱孩there is a very black people witha baby in his band 蒋干:敌保姆带孩it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm. 曹操:呢What did you do? 夏侯敦:i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我冲与打斗 打 打 打 曹操:呢What then? 蒋干:丞相看夏侯军杀退敌 Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy 夏侯敦:唔唔(手势:指指门外右手作九随即作全身发冷状指向自衣服再指向曹操作爪击状) 曹操:呢 Then what happened? 夏侯敦:no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible (曹操、蒋干二夏侯敦拉起) 曹操:看敌应该没走远咱乘胜追击(慷慨状)It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them. 蒋干:候我真佩服丞相您乐观理……(赞同状) Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ...... 夏侯敦:唔唔唔唔~(抡起两拳作欲与敌搏斗状) (三) 第二幕:物:刘备 张飞 诸葛亮 赵云 (刘备、张飞、诸葛亮三) 旁白:刘备行军营外观看敌情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp. 、 (诸葛亮走前面张飞、刘备二紧跟其) 诸葛亮:(转)主公啊按理说您走先啦(恭敬状)old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it? 刘备:啦军师您身块荫凉躲避避暑错Noit's very cool that I stand just behind youI can avoid summer heat 诸葛亮:(眺望状)主公我所料错现马要雨liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain! 刘备:先神算所及知先何知道要雨great predictionNo one can compare with youjust wonder how do you know it's going to rain 诸葛亮:首先气预报说今雨;其(手指前)看边块黑云First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming! (赵云) 张飞:哇龙啊想见龙换新桌面啊Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop without a minute! (张飞迎) 张飞:龙 long 赵云:翼德救我 help!!! brother three. (张飞) 赵云:主公云殊死力战保主许久见啼哭怕已经……(悲愤状取布包打并捧着) boss, i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. i am afraid... 赵云:kao没良居能睡着跟爹 oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father 刘备:咳咳 (赵云转身面向刘备) 诸葛亮:龙我说嘴少门总能啥实都往外说啊Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out! (刘备怒视诸葛亮诸葛亮恍知赵云前阿斗递给刘备刘备捧着阿斗) 刘备:倒楣孩几乎损我员啊我留着赶啊我摔死吧because of youI almost lose a brave generalWhy do I keep you alivelet me kill you(阿斗摔) (赵云前准阿斗狂踹数脚诸葛亮前拉住赵云始终作势欲踢诸葛亮用身体压住赵云走前脚阿斗踢飞) 旁白:今阿斗智力便现明显发育迟缓……This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country. 赵云:咦见关二哥呢 yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu? 刘备:二弟昨军师摆八卦阵冲撞马候闪着腰现休养呢:He layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed. 诸葛亮:哎太糟糕看我健康健壮告诉喝三鹿奶粉(自恋状)Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder! 赵云:给孩喝(走前抚摸诸葛亮做怜惜状) so you drink to be a foolish? 曹操(台):啊~(惨烈) 刘备:难道三弟重操旧业咱快看看Did zhangfei return to one's former career Go to see what happen? (三) 第三幕: 物 张飞 曹操 夏侯 蒋干 刘备 诸葛亮 旁白:间拨三钟前张飞战坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set asidezhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo (张飞台转圈京剧拿柱般亮相定格) 曹操蒋干:嘿嘿嘿嘿(奸笑) 夏侯敦:唔唔唔唔……(奸笑) (三奸笑台)代写剧本 至美.jiaokedu中国 张飞:哇火腿肠拉 Wa!You, The hot dog, come back ! 夏侯敦:我靠黑黑都牛x我怕 black man come again Blacks are very powerfuli'm afaid 曹操:阁何何竟美妙声音Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have! 张飞:我便燕(yān)张翼德(咬牙)I am Zhang Yide from jingdu! (clenches teeth) 曹操:阉原太监……夏侯敦解决 You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it! (夏侯敦低猫腰冲) 夏侯敦:唔唔~唔 (二打起)(定格) 蒋干:丞相仗咱必输桥断水倒流呢快叫夏侯军吧 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly 曹操:知道How dou you know it? 蒋干:《真三双叁》坂任务啊 "Really,it is the game's duty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!! 曹操:干啊我看太沉迷于中国络游戏既浪费间海身体听丞相句吧珍命远离三俗啊 I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself. (张飞与夏侯敦二继续张飞枪击夏侯敦) 夏侯敦:oh my gad i am over again打败 (蒋干前夏侯敦拖) 曹操:唉今世道变太监都厉害啦 Why does that coward become so brave? 张飞:曹贼听着今汝等必能桥 cao ,stops talking! Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one! 曹操:汝休猖狂今要我手典韦身死许诸拉稀于禁肺炎李典麻疹文聘肝癌张辽痔疮才输给shut up!If general dianwei was still alive,We would not be defeated! 张飞:手终究用啊面景请我真想赋诗首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,i really want to sing a song.er, on ......On ......(音乐起)only you ~~~~~only……you…… (夏侯敦跃起) 夏侯敦:唔唔唔……(手捂耳跑) 曹操:啊(惨厉叫声并手捂耳) 蒋干:啊(惨厉叫声并手捂耳) 曹操:难道传说门尔松c调《鬼叫》协奏曲何震撼(惊惶状)Why is this so shocking! 蒋干:(手指张飞)快看丞相桥断水始倒流啦(转身手捂耳) Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards(音效:山崩裂声) 曹操:aaaaaaaaaa(痛苦吐血状)(定格) (诸葛亮、刘备、赵云三) 诸葛亮:别唱啦再唱曹操给唱死啦Do not sing more,ok?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song! 刘备:三弟快打住(手捂耳)Stop,stop(手捂耳) 张飞:only you ~~~~~only……you……(余音绝) 刘备:龙快三弟扛Zilongcarry zhangfei back quickly 赵云: ok (赵云前手捂住张飞嘴扛走张飞依旧唱停) (张飞、赵云二) 旁白:首歌传唱至今 经久衰叫做:only you~~~~ since then, a song becomevery very famous.The name is 《Only You》.(歌声再响起众谢幕~~

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<<七只乌鸦>>上一篇:英文童话故事_自私的巨人 下一篇:英文童话故事_石头狗 The Seven Ravens 英文双语童话:七只乌鸦正文 There was a man who had seven sons, but he had no daughter, greatly though he longed for one. At last his wife told him that they could again expect a child and, sure enough, when it was born it was a baby girl. There was great rejoicing, but the child was weak and puny, so weak that it had to be christened at once. The father told one of the boys to go quickly to the spring and fetch christening water; the other six ran along with him, and because each of them wanted to be the first to dip the jug into the well, it fell in and sank. So there they stood and didn't know what to do, and none of them dared go home. When they didn't come back their father got impatient and said:" I'll wager they've been playing some game again and forgotten all about it, the godless brats." He was afraid the little girl would have to die unbaptized, and in his rage he cried out:" I wish those boys would all turn into ravens." He'd scarcely spoken the words when he heard a whirring of wings in the air overhead, looked up and saw seven coal-black ravens flying away. The parents were unable now to take back the curse, and yet, grief-stricken as they were at the loss of their seven sons, they look some comfort from their beloved little daughter, who soon got well and strong and became more beautiful with every day that passed. For a long time the little girl didn't even know that she had had brothers, for her parents took care not to mention them, but one day by chance she heard some people talking about her. "The girl's beautiful, of course," they were saying, "but she's to blame really for her seven brothers' misfortune." This made her very sad, and she went to her father and mother and asked whether it was true then that she had had brothers and what had become of them. So now it was no longer possible for her parents to conceal from her what had happened, though they told her that it had been God's will and that her birth had only been the innocent occasion for it. But day after day she was conscience-stricken about it, and felt that it was her duty to free her brothers from the spell again. The thought gave her no peace, so in the end she left home secretly and went off into the wide world to try and trace her brothers wherever they might be, and rescue them at whatever cost. She took nothing with her but a ring belonging to her parents to remember them by, a loaf of bread for when she was hungry, a jug of water for when she was thirsty, and a little chair for when she was tired. She went on and on, further and further, till she reached the end of the world. There she came to the sun, but it was too hot and terrible and it devoured little children. Quickly she ran away and went to the moon, but it was too cold and it was grisly and evil, and when it noticed the child it sail:” I smell human flesh.” So she hurried off as fast as she could and came to the stars, and they were friendly and kind to her, and each of them was sitting on its own little chair. But the morning star got up and gave her a little chicken's leg and said:” If you don't have this chicken's leg, you won't be able to unlock the glass mountain, and inside the glass mountain is where your brothers are.” The girl took the leg, wrapped it up well in a piece of cloth, and set off again and went on and on until she came to the glass mountain. The gate was locked, and she tried to take out the chicken's leg; but when she unwrapped the cloth it was empty, and she had lost the gift of the kindly stars. What was she to do now? she wanted to rescue her brothers, but she had no key to the glass mountain. The good little sister took a knife, chopped off one of her little fingers, stuck it in the lock and successfully opened the gate. When she got inside, a little dwarf came to meet her, saying:” My child, what are you looking for?” “I'm looking for my brothers, the seven ravens,” she answered. The dwarf said:” My masters the ravens are not at home, but if you would like to wait here till they get back, then come in.” Then the dwarf brought in the ravens' supper on seven little plates and in seven little cups, and the little sister ate a morsel from each plate and drank a sip from each cup; but into the last cup she dropped the ring she had brought with her. Suddenly she heard a whirring and fluttering noise in the air, and the dwarf said:” Here come my lords the ravens flying home.” And they came, asked for food and drink and looked for their plates and cups. Then one after another of them said:” Who's been eating from my plate? Who's been drinking out of my cup? This must have been a human mouth.” And when the seventh of them had got to the bottom of his cup, the ring rolled out towards him. Then he looked at it and recognized it as a ring belonging to his father and mother, and said:” My God grant that our little sister is here; if she were, we should be freed from the spell.” The girl was standing listening behind the door, and when she heard him speak this wish she stepped out, and as she did so the ravens recovered their human shape. And they hugged and kissed each other and went happily home. The Seven Ravens 英文双语童话:七只乌鸦翻译 七只乌鸦 有个人,他有七个儿子,他很希望有个女儿,可是怎么盼也没有。好不容易,妻子又怀孕了。生下来一看,果然是个女孩。他们非常高兴。但是孩子太小,又非常虚弱,非得马上急救洗礼不可。父亲打发一个男孩立即到井台去打洗礼水,其余六个也跟着去了。在井台旁,他们都争着先打水,结果罐子掉进井里,沉了下去。他们不知道该怎么办才好,都真楞楞地站在那儿,谁也不敢回家了。父亲在家里等得不耐烦了,就说:“我敢说这些无法无天的孩子一定是贪玩,把打水的事给忘了。”他担心女孩子不经洗礼会死,就生气地大声喊起来:“淘气鬼,都变成乌鸦才好呢!”这话刚出口,就听到头顶有“吧哒吧哒”鸟儿拍打翅膀的声音。他抬头一看,只见空中有七只漆黑漆黑的乌鸦飞过去了。 这咒语再也不能收回了,父母失去了七个儿子,心里非常悲伤,可是有了个可爱的女儿,看到她很快地结实起来,长得一天比一天漂亮,他们心里多少还得到一些安慰。女孩子一点也不知道哥哥们的事,父母也倍加小心,不提此事。可是,有一天她偶然听到人们议论说:“那女孩子,别看长得漂亮,她七个哥哥就是因为她才倒霉的。”女孩子非常难过,就去问父母:“我有哥哥吗?要是有,他们都到哪里去了?”这样,父母再也瞒不住了,只好说:“那是老天爷的安排啊!你恰巧生在那个时候。这可不是你的罪过!”尽管如此,女孩子每天仍感到痛苦。她想,她应该设法救哥哥们,使他们摆脱咒语。她再也不能平静了,于是,她悄悄地从家里溜出来,下决心不管遇到什么困难,不管到哪里,也得找到他们。她从家里只带了一只小戒指,是父母给她作纪念的;一块面包,是肚子饿的时候吃的;一壶水,是渴的时候喝的;还有一只小凳子,是疲乏的时候坐着用的。 小女孩上路了,她走啊走,走得远远直到天边。她走到太阳这里来。太阳非常热,又太可怕了,它要把小孩子大口大口地吃掉。她急忙跑开,又来到月亮这儿。可是,月亮太冷了,还特别残忍,心肠歹毒,一发觉孩子来了就说:“有人肉味了!”于是小女孩飞快地逃跑了。她来到星星这里。星星友好亲切,一个个都坐在各自的椅子上。一颗启明星站起来,给她一个小鸡腿说:“你的七个哥哥,都住在玻璃山上。你要是没有这只小鸡腿,就打不开那玻璃山的大门。” 小女孩接过鸡腿,小心翼翼地包在小布片里,又往前走。走啊走,好不容易走到了玻璃上。山门紧琐着。她想拿出小鸡腿来,可是,打开小布包一看,空空的。她把好心的星星的礼物弄丢了。怎么办才好呢?她想救出哥哥们,可是没有玻璃山的钥匙了。好心的小妹妹,拿出小刀,割下一个手指头,插进门里去,门一下子就打开了。她走进去,有一个小矮人儿过来问:“我的孩子,你找谁?”“我找我的哥哥--变成七只乌鸦的哥哥们,”小女孩回答说。“我的主人--乌鸦都不在家,你要是等他们回家,就请进来吧!”小矮人儿或。然后,他端近来七个小盘子和七个小酒杯,里面装着七只乌鸦吃的东西。小妹妹把每一个小盘子里的东西都吃一点儿,把每一个酒杯里的酒都喝一口。最后,她在最后边的小酒杯里放进了她带来的小戒指。 突然,她听到鸟儿拍打翅膀的沙沙响。小矮人儿说:“我的主人们飞回来了!”乌鸦飞来了,找到了他们的小盘子和小酒杯,又要吃的,又要喝的。乌鸦一个接一个地说:“谁吃了我盘子里的东西了?谁喝我小酒杯里的酒了?”“这一定是人嘴吃的!”第七只乌鸦喝酒喝到杯底的时候,小戒指滚到他嘴边来。一看见这只戒指,他明白了:这是爸爸和妈妈的戒指啊。他说:“上帝保佑我们,如果我们的小妹妹来了,我们可就得救了!”小妹妹站在门后,听到他的祝愿就走了出来。于是,七只乌鸦都恢复了人形,他们高兴地互相拥抱亲吻,然后回家去了。 这个只是一个脚本,你可以在自己改一改加点剧情.应该可以如你所愿.祝你演出成功

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你的意思是Seven peopleThe performances script of a English drama吗

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