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我们班刚演过，获得了系里一等奖(孔雀东南飞英语搞笑剧本)虽然人物多了一个，可以有群众演员嘛焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)焦母johnny’smother(jmforshort)刘母lunch’smother(lmforshort)太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)强盗burglars(abandc)prologue序幕(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)j:everybodysaysthati’mhenpecked,butinfact,i’mastrongtiger,(小声)whilemywifeiswusong.译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。(指着上台处的门大声道)i’mnotafraidofyou!译：我才不怕你呢！(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then,i’mafraidofwhom!mywifelunchiisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.sheisbraverthanme,smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.allthisidonotcare.ionlywantshetobetenderthanme.butsheisnot!havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)mygod!whocanhelpme?(下)译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？act1第一幕(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)jm(拄拐棍上):ican!(对门内)lunch!lunch!whereareyou?l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’mhere!what’sup，mum?jm:ihavetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmotherinlaw”.l:ok.mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?jm:sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,solazy……l:but……jm:neverinterruptme!l:neverinterruptme!sinceimarriedyourson,thatterriblejohnny,ihavebeenworkinghardalldaylong,cookingandwashing.ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchickenand……jm:butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)goandaskyourson.i’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)act2(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)l:mum,i’mback!lm:youareback?why?whathappened?l:iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see!ihavealreadytoldyou!whenyouinsistedonmarryingthatterriblejohnny,itoldyouthatheisuglytupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlistentome.lookatyourself……l:but,mum……lm:neverinterruptme!l:mum,i’mnotinterruptingyou.ijustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightok?andi’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.lm(大喜):nicegirl!justnow,imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.hesaid:“ifyourdaughterhaven’tbeenmarried,ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”nowyouarefreeagain,i’llgoandtellhim.(下)l(惊愕):what?themayor’sson?themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)whatasillythingihavedone!(下)act3(j睡眼惺忪上)j(边走边道):lunch!lunch!wherearemysocks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)heretheyare!(闻一下)er!howsmelly!theyarestilldirty!(突然想起)lunchhasgone!ihavetowashthemmyself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’msohungry!butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)thisiswhatlunchalwayswears!imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!nowshehasgone.ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.jm(上):where’smybreakfast?where’slunch?hasn’tshegotupyet?j:mum,can’tyouremember?lunchhasgone!jm(沉吟片刻):well,totellyouthetruthjohnny,asonwithoutawifeissuseless.lunchisanicegirl,goandtakeherback!j(立正敬礼):yesmadam!act4(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)a:heyyou!stopandlistentous!theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)b:andiplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)c:ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)ab&c:giveusallyourmoney!j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is1maoenough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)a:whatbadluck!thisguyisbroken!b:ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenotthingtoeattonight!c:iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarrymissliulanzhinextmonth.wecangoandrobthewedding!a&b:goodidea!j(惊讶):what?what?lunchisgoingtogetmarried?it’simpossible!ab&c:why?aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!j:butlunchismywife!wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!(突然有了主意)i’vegotanidea!youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?i’llgowithyou.youtakethemoneyanditakethebride.b:haveyougotanyexperience?j:no.buti’vegotthis!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)(j和三强盗跃至台中)abc&j:heyyou!stopandlistentous!a:theroadisbuiltbyme!b:andiplantedonetree.c:ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---j:giveusallyourmoney!(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)j(火冒三丈):howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向ms冲去）(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)j(扶起l，关切地问):honey,howareyou?l(哭状):ihurtalot!j:don’tcrybaby.i’llgoandfetchthemedicine.(下)l(起身去追):waitforme!(跑下)
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问路的常见英语表达: 1.Excuse me, where is the post office? 2.Is these a post office near /around hear? 3.Can you tell me the way to the post office ? 4.How can I get to the post office? 5.Which is the way to the post office ？ 6.Do you know the way to the post office? 7.Can you tell me how to get to the library? 问路的常见英语表达开头语: Excuse me, where is the „„ Excuse me, how to go to the „„ Excuse me, which is the way to the „„ it's on the left \ right it's between the „„ it's besides the „„ it's in the front of „„ 问路的英语对话1 A: Excuse me, Where am I on this map? A：对不起，请问我在地图上的什么地方? B: We are here, bus station, we are in the heart of the city. B：我们在这里，汽车站，我们现在在市中心。 A: Oh ! I think I’m lost. Can I go from here to the railway station? A：哦!我想我迷路了。我能否从这里到火车站呢? B: Head straight up the street about two blocks then turn left. B：顺这条街一直走过两个街区，然后左转。 问路的英语对话2 A: Excuse me. I’m afraid I got lost. Can you show me the way to the station? A：对不起，我迷路了，请问您能告诉我去车站怎么走吗? B: I’m walking that way. Let me lead you the way. B：我正朝那边去。让我给你带路吧! 问路的英语对话3 A: Excuse me. I wonder if you could help me. I’m looking for the Museum. A：对不起，打扰一下，不知您能否帮助我，我在找博物馆。 B: Boy, you are lost. It’s across town. B：哇，你是迷路了。它在城的那头。 A: Oh ! What bad luck ! How can I get to the Museum? A：哦!太糟糕了!那我怎么去博物馆呢? B: You can take a No. 24 bus here and then transfer to a No.53 bus to get there. B：您可以在此乘坐24路公共汽车换乘83路公共汽车到那里。 问路的英语对话的一些表达方法： Can you tell me the way to the station? 请你告诉我去火车站怎么走?Go straight ahead and turn left at the traffic lights. 沿这条路一直向前走，在红绿灯那儿向左转。 1).问路的几种表示方法： a. Excuse me, can you tell me the way to the museum? 请你告诉我去博物馆怎么走? b. Could you tell me how I can get to the museum? 请你告诉我去博物馆怎么走? c. Would you please tell me where the post office is? 请告诉我邮局在哪儿? d. Excuse me, but please tell me how to get to the railway station? 请问，去火车站怎么走? e. Excuse me, but I'm trying to find a chemist's shop. 对不起，我要找一家药店。 f. Would you please tell me if there is a hospital nearby? 请问附近有医院吗? g. Is the zoo far from here? 动物园离这儿远吗? h. Will it take long to get to the airport? 去机场要很长时间吗? 2).回答别人问路的表示方法： a. Go along the street until you come to the traffic lights. 沿这条路一直走到红绿灯那儿。 b. Turn right / left at the second crossing. (Take the second turning on the right / left.) 在第二个十字路口向右 / 左转弯。 c. Take a number 46 bus, and get off at the square. 坐46路公共汽车，在广场下车。 d. It's on the corner of Huaihai Street and Xizang Road. 在淮海路和西藏路的路口。 e. Go straight ahead along the bund and then turn left. 沿着外滩往前走，然后往走转弯。 2. It's only about ten minutes' walk. 那儿离这儿只有走大约10分钟的路。 it常被用来表示距离，后面可以跟表示距离的名词短语，也可以跟“名词(表示时间) + 名词(表示行走方式)”，要注意撇号的位置。例如： It is three miles to the lake. 这儿离湖有3英里的路程。 My home is not far from here. It's only five minutes' walk. 我家离这儿不远，走5分钟就到。 It is one hour' ride from Shanghai to Suzhou. 从上海坐车到苏州有1小时的路程。 有时地方名称也直接做主语：The post office is two blocks away. 邮局离这儿两个街区的距离。 1).corner前可用不同的介词表示不同的位置概念，街道的拐角可用介词on或at。例如： There is a post office at / on the corner of Smith Street and Beach Road. 史密斯街和海湾路的十字路口有个邮局。 The dog slept comfortably in the corner of the room. 那条狗在屋角舒服地睡觉。 2).街道的名称可使用avenue, street和boulevard。avenue指的是宽阔的林荫大道，尤其指美国城市里纵向的街道，与其交叉的横道称为street。boulevard也是林荫大道
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