英语相声剧本二人

Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum： Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks：Goodbye． 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it？ Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in. Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you. Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？ Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears! Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf：I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand. Wolf：I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声) Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you． Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线) Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three. Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里) Grandma： I'll thread it. Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up! Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： (应声倒下) Hunter： The bad wolf is dead． Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．

A: Good morning everyone, today I will play a short crosstalk with my partner„Where is him?B (run up quickly, very tired): Good morning„ A: You are late! We are all waiting for you!B: Oh, I am sorry, but it was an accident, I caught a car accident on my way here and I am still alive! A: What did you say? A car accident?B: Yeah. At that time, I was riding my bike, then suddenly I found that my bike wasn’t under my control. I wanted to stop it but I didn’t see a bus on the right of me, then, then„that bus hit me and I fell down.A (with the mouth open): A, a, a, a bus? You said a bus hit you?B: Yes, it is true!A: Didn’t you get hurt!B: Of course I did not, because that bus was parking there! At that time, I told me I must be dead. I did not understand until someone shouted “Do you want to take a free bus?” A: Were there any passengers on it?B: No, nobody...A: Ok, that was good.B: But the bus driver was on it, and he looked out of the window and said: “Look out, boy, it’s dangerous! Anyway, my bus do not carry bikes!”A: You were lucky, but you have to know, there are also many moving buses„B: You think I am stupid? Of course I know, and I also know, you will say: “these moving buses are all dangerous„”, right?A: I mean you have to be more careful. We leant much at school. Don’t you forget, you cannot ride a bike so fast, and they are also our school rules.B: I know! I know this and that. I know to be careful, and I also know the traffic rules, just like I know how many fingers I have.A: But I don’t think only to know some traffic rules is enough. If you only know them but not obey them, will you have to drive a tank to keep yourself safe from danger? B: I really want to tell you: I know that, I never ride my bike in the school, I never cross the road without seeing left and right, and I even give seats to the elderly on the bus! Is that ok?A: You always do that?B: Er, sometimes, but there are some other seats on the bus.A: I mean, you are always obeying the traffic rules? B: Usually.A: What do “usually” mean?B: Sometimes I do not obey them... But not too often, that’s not a problem!A: No, that’s a very big problem. I have a friend. He is really good. He does well in every subject. He is polite to everyone and he is „B: Wait„A: He is helpful. He always helps lost children„ B: Hey„A: And sometimes he wants to„B: Stop!A: He doesn’t want to stop working hard, you have to know. B: Is it about our talking?A: Oh, I forgot! OK, one day, he was on his way home. He saw the traffic lights red. But he wanted to go home quickly to do something important. Then a car hit him, and he stayed in hospital for half a year.B: How terrible!A: You said that’s not a problem. But do you really know, there are about 100, 000 Chinese died in traffic accidents. Every 5 minutes, one person died. And every minute, one person hurt himself and cannot live as a common man any more. Do they really know the importance of being careful with cars? Of course they know! But they just think like you. They do not think to be fast or to be careless for several times is a problem. But maybe just for one or two seconds faster, they lost their lives!B: Is that true? That cannot be the fact!A: Yes, and I also tell you, 20 percent of the accidents were on students.B: How terrible! How can we protect ourselves?A: We know many traffic rules, and all of us know how to do it. But when we are on the road, we forget them all! If we only know the rules but not to use them, they will be useless!B: I understand that. We must not only know these traffic rules, but also use them. We must be careful every day, every time, because even a very small mistake can take our lives away.A: That’s good, I am very happy that you know that. I hope more and more people can know that. And if we all know that, much fewer people will die in the accidents. There must be fewer and fewer accidents, too!B: That’s all right. Let’s tell others about these and then, as you say, our world will be more beautiful.A: OK! Let’s go!B: Oh, wait a moment, I want to see that bus driver again. A: That bus driver? Why?B: I know how to say to that rude bus driver.A: What?B: I will tell him: “Your bus can carry a bike, but my bike cannot carry a bus! Be careful, Sir!”