林子夕silva
Tom: Hello Jack!Jack: Hello Tom! Nice to meet you.Tom: Oh, nice to meet you too(two).Jack: Nice to meet you three.Tom: Nice to meet you four.Jack:Blah blah blahTom: Blah blah blah...*cont
昂昂千里
EnMp3Player：http://www.skycn.com/soft/58007.htmlEnMp3Player(英语学习软件)是一款实用有效的用电脑学习英语的软件，她的逐句复读(分段复读)功能和字幕显示功能设计出色，是最好用的听MP3学英语软件。她可以将MP3逐句切割(包括字幕)后随身听，方便用手机学英语或听MP3学英语。具有跟读对比功能，可用于练习英语发音。同时她为您汇总了大量、多样、有趣的英语听力材料(MP3+LRC)，可用于快速培养您的英语口语语感，轻松提高您的英语听力水平。
吃是王道呼
Once upon a time ,a stupid guy went to the doctor's. "What's the matter with you",asked the doctor. "I have been broken all!",said the fool . "Broken all,what's it mean?",the doctor was surprised. Then,the fool pointed to his head and said:"Ouch!There is something wrong with my head."after that,he pointed to his back and said :"ouch,my back hurt."then,he touch his nose and said:"ouch,my nose hurt"…… The doctor thought a while and said :"you have a bad finger" 从前，有个傻瓜去看医生。那医生问他有什么病。那傻瓜说他全身伤了。那医生很疑惑。接着，那傻瓜用手指着头说：“很痛，我的头伤了。”接着，有指着背，鼻子，说它们都伤了。 那医生想了一会儿，说：“你的手指伤了。”A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"呵呵,一个比一个效率高.Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together." The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow! That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water!!! 拉登,一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯.他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵.精灵说:"我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个."加拿大人说:"我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃."精灵说了咒语愿望实现了.拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗.精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了.布什总统问:"精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情."精灵回答:"墙厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去."布什总统说:"哇!那是座大桥耶...注满水!!!"My Baby Swallowed a BulletYoung Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do ?Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody."年轻的妈妈说：“医生，我孩子吞下一颗子弹，我该怎么办？”医生说：“不要让他指着任何人。”Notes1. to swallow a bullet: 吞下一颗子弹2. to point at: 对...瞄准allybabyOnce two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?" 两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办？”
sailwithjada
你可以用英语八哥之英语口语精灵这个软件。英语八哥之英语口语精灵是一款非常实用的英语学习软件，集“听、说、读、写”功能于一身，吸取了“钟道隆式逆向法学习”、“李阳式疯狂英语”、“双向英语”这三种行之有效的英语学习方法的精髓，加以创新和发扬，在短时间内提高用户的英语口语和听力水平。双击下载到的bogosay11.exe进入软件的安装程序，按照提示退出所有正在运行的程序后单击【下一步】按钮，随即进入文件的复制过程，这个软件默认安装在系统盘中，文件复制完成后会弹出【新建向导对话框】，在Windows 10下不必安装辅助程序。这是一个共享软件，非注册版本有功能上的限制，但无时间和次数的限制。英语八哥之英语口语精灵以可爱的卡通人物对话形式，纯正的美国英语朗读口语句子，寓教于乐。英语八哥之英语口语精灵集“听、说、读、写”功能于一身。软件的学习素材非常丰富，分为十九种类别，每个类别下细分了几种情景模式，包含了上万句英语口语例句，以可爱的卡通人物对话形式，以纯正英语朗读，寓教于乐。跟读对比功能，在主界面上单击【跟读】菜单，单击【跟读】按钮后，开始朗读界面上的例句，按【上一句】或【下一句】按钮切换到相邻的例句。朗读和阅读功能。阅读方式为英汉对照，勾选【显示气泡】，角色头上会出现一个方框，里面显示的是这个角色正在朗读的句子。当用户按下【朗读】按钮后，软件是根据用户设定的【朗读间隔】来朗读的。听写功能。单击【听写】菜单，软件开始朗读当前的对话内容，可以把听到的内容写下来。忘记了某个单字的拼法时，可以单击【偷看】按钮给自己一点小小的提示。
