英语唯美书信

1、喜接来函，欣慰无量。

2、接获手书，快慰莫名。

3、谕书敬读，不胜欢慰。

"信的结尾还会有祝辞。就是书信结尾时，对收信人表示祝愿、钦敬或勉慰的短语，如“即颂近安”、“此致敬礼”。以下作为参考：

意犹未尽型:书不尽意,余容后叙。

有事相托型:倘蒙玉成,不胜感激。

珍重关切型:乍暖还寒,幸乞珍重。

略表心意型:伏乞笑纳,无任荣幸。

期待回复型:敬希赐复。

不必回复型:敬申寸悃,勿劳赐复。

一般结尾型:专此奉达。盼即赐复。书短意长,不一一细说。

书信格式主要包括：

1、称呼。顶格，有的还可以加上一定的限定、修饰词，如亲爱的等。

2、问候语。如写“你好”、“近来身体是否安康”等，可以接正文。

3、正文。这是信的主体，可以分为若干段来书写。

4、祝颂语。以最一般的“此致”、“敬礼”为例。“此致”可以有两种正确的位置来进行书写，一是紧接着主体正文之后，不另起段，不加标点；二是在正文之下另起一行空两格书写。“敬礼”写在“此致”的下一行，顶格书写。

5、署名和日期。写信人的姓名或名字，写在祝颂语下方空一至二行的右侧。最好还要在写信人姓名之前写上与收信人的关系，如儿×××、父×××、你的朋友×××等。在下一行写日期。

如果忘了写某事，则可以在日期下空一行、再空两格写上“又附”，再另起一行书写未尽事情。

Jimmy Saville (1984)My first effort at being pen-pals with the stars was fairly primitive, but please, take into account the fact that I was ten years old. "Jim'll Fix It" taught children to believe that their very basest fantasies could become reality. Sadly, none of my fantasies seemed fulfillable by old Jimmy (unless those rumours are true, but that wouldn't have made good television). So, with the grim determination of a child who wants something, I wrote this letter. please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please pleeease could you fix it for me to fart glitterI got no reply. Disheartened, I ate my greens, lived my life, and tried to forget the other life that could have been. It was ten years on before I plucked up the courage to write another letter. This time, the Gladiators were my quarry, and Hunter.... became the Hunted. Hunter (1994)Hunter, eh? Phwoar! Imagine licking the end of his nob! Eh? So, old enough now to have the real but unrequitable sexual feelings that drive every class compulsive, I wrote this letter to him in a thinly veiled attempt to get onto his lap. I had friends who were studying medicine, so I could get hold of some ether, so once I was on him he wouldn't stand a chance. This was my letter.Dear Mr Hunter, When I was young i used to sitt on my granndaddys leg and he would lift me up and go "dubba dubba dubba" like as if he was a crane. Mummy says that he cannot do this anymore, as has gone to live in Skye, and as i am now twennty years old and thirteen stones heavy i need a bigger leg. you have very big legs and i was thinking if you lifted me up and go "dubba dubba dubba" as if you are a crane then it would make me happy and let my grandadddy's ghost rest in peice and go up into the light. i watch gladiators every day and you are my favourite. i am studying law at manchester university so one day i may be rich and stuff. love, jonathan blythAnd as if by magic, that cunt didn't reply either, let alone come round and go "dubba dubba dubba" as though he was a crane. I realised that I'd have to play dirty. This called for even fewer capital letters, and a letter to the maternal "conscience of the Gladiators", Lightning. Lightning (1995)dear mrs lightning,i rote to mister hunter saying that i was dying and could i please touch his leg and pretend he was my grandad and he said no he didn't care. he said that i was deserved to die and that god gives bad children cancer so that they can't grow up into murderers. please tell him that i am not bad cos my mummy read his letter and now she thinks i am evil and hits me. i cannot write much more because my hands hurt and i am bleeding. love, jonathan blythNo phone call, no letter, nothing. I was rapidly losing faith in the whole celebrity world, and decided to turn to the people we trust, the people who run our lives with impeachable standards and unrelenting commitment. Politicians. John Major (1996)Dear Prime Minister, Have you walked down the street recently? I have, and it's not a pretty sight. Street crime, roadkill, old women with faces like slapped arses. It's time someone did something about it, and I've invented a car - called the "Q-Car", which will promote general happiness and put everything back to rights, like it was during the Crimean War.The "Q-Car" takes in cold air from the front, and chugs out warm, perfumed air from a special pipe at the rear. This air can be directed at old ladies, perhaps to go up their gusset. With a bit of a commotion up their chuffs, they'll perk up no end, the dirty cows.Furthermore, if you're distressed like I am by the sight of ripped open badgers spewing gut into the kerbside, a special attachment will scoop them up and drop them to safety, but not before delivering a swift tap on the nose to let them know that they are naughty badgers. Very naughty badgers indeed.The car will be driven by a smiling man and woman. They will have a megaphone over which to shout feelgood messages from popular "Happy House" tunes, and at very little extra expense, a telescopic kisser will randomly shoot out and snog someone, with tongues.Thank you for your time. I hope to hear from you soon, and will accept any payment starting at three billion pounds for the "Q-Car" patent.Hugs, Jonathan Blyth比较短的都是