守護天使109
Little RobertLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday？""I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two centsmore. But why are you so interested in the old woman？""She is the one who sells the candy."好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。”
陈达文文
希望你喜欢下面这个故事.One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.' My husband looked up and said, 'Mom's here?' 一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。” 我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？”
吾是土豆泥
A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yestrday? I gave it ..
Sunnygirl88
1、Little Robert
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday？""I gave it to a poor old woman,"
he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents
more. But why are you so interested in the old woman？""She is the one who sells the candy."
译文：好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。
可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。”
2、One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.
When I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.'
My husband looked up and said, 'Mom's here?'
译文：一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。
当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？”
3、Today I'm very happy,after I have breakfast,I go to park.It's a sunny day ,the bird is singing,I'm singing too.
hen I get to park,I see some girls are playing games ,so I join them.We play very happy.
Then I have lunch with my friends.We both have a good time.what's a happy day!
原文翻译：今天我非常愉快，在我吃早餐之后，我去公园。它是晴天，鸟正唱歌，我也开始唱歌。然后，我到了公园。我看见一些女孩正做游戏，我也参加了。我们玩得很高兴。
我们一起吃午餐。我们过了美好的时光.这是一个快乐的一天。
4、Our Tails 译：我们的尾巴
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.
then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question
if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
译：教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了？
"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long."
译：“我来试试看，”一位老太太说。 “该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”
5、“I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy'stooth .”
“Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”
“Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”
译文：
“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
“20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。”
“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”
Chris大王
1、Little RobertLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday？""I gave it to a poor old woman,"he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two centsmore. But why are you so interested in the old woman？""She is the one who sells the candy."译文：好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。”
白羊座小叔
2.I'm Trying to Stop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？” “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。” 支持“ 威尔鱼的蓝天”说的这个 非常容易背
