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全英文的!::甲:亲爱的观众朋友们,大家晚上好!(鞠躬) 乙:Good evening everyone ,Dear my friends。 甲:你说什么? 乙:我说英语啊! 甲:英语?英国老鼠?好家伙,来一中半个学期,成了洋鬼子了。 乙:这不是洋鬼子。这是世界普通话嘛——English.你懂吗? 甲:哦,世界普通话。我也会说。世界不懂话嘛。我说给你听。 乙:你说说给我听! 甲:…… 乙:这是什么东东呀? 甲:哈,听不懂就对了。这就是你说的世界不懂话。说了谁也听不懂的话。 乙:咳,你这个人,什么年代了,还这么落后,我说的可是正宗英语,现在 已经成了世界通用的语言了,所以 叫世界普通话。就象中国普通话一样普及。 甲:是嘛。你这么说,我倒要见识见识了。 乙:你想学英语? 甲:废话。不学不就象你说的,落后了嘛? 乙;对,你真聪明! 甲:你可以教我嘛? 乙;好啊! 甲:太谢谢你了,那,比如,见了面用英语怎么打招呼呀? 乙:这很容易,招手:Hello…… 甲:哦,(学)二楼!这真的容易。见了面,上二楼,叫我吃饭啊! 乙:不是二楼!是Hello。 甲:哦,不是二楼,是下楼?让我下楼,又不让我吃饭了?咳…… 乙:你这人真是的,你饿晕了吗?总吃什么饭啊,什么二楼,下楼。还下流呢!看来你真不是学英语的料。不教你了, 甲:哎!不要生气啊,你就再教教我嘛。 乙:好吧!谁叫我是个大好人呢? 甲:那么,你叫什么名字,怎么说? 乙:我叫韦东。 甲:不是,我是问你,英语“你叫什么名字”怎么说。 乙:哦,你听啊,What's your name? 甲:(壮话)闻是用name(重复),哦,英语真了不起! 乙:怎么了? 甲:我们是壮族的啊!你听啊,英语也和我们壮话一样,教育我们,人家放屁了,千万不要在后面跟着,好好(讲壮话)跟了放屁的人,不是好臭嘛,是吧! 乙:这怎么是壮话呢?还跟什么放屁连在一起,乱七八糟的。 甲:(傻笑)呵呵。 乙:我可告诉你,你还想不想学英语? 甲:(赶忙)想学,想学。不就和我们壮话一样嘛。 乙:听了啊,是,就是yes。 甲:咽死!咽死!这多么不吉利啊! 乙:你说什么? 甲:咽死,咽死,不说什么! 乙:好,不呢,英语就是no。 甲:哦,不,英语是这个,脑! 乙:不是脑袋,是NO。 甲:不就是脑——嘛! 乙:对 甲:“教室”,用英语怎么说? 乙:教室是“Class room。” 甲:格拉格rem,格拉格rem,你们的教室是在木楼上面嘛? 乙:没有啊! 甲:那你们教室也够吵的啦! 乙:为什么? 甲:格拉格rem 格拉格rem 不是同学们在教室里又唱又跳让地板(格拉格rem 格拉格rem) 乙:哇!你这人,想象力还挺丰富的。 甲:是嘛!这样,记英语单词也就快了嘛! 乙:真有你的! 甲:让你这么一教,我很快就学会了英语啦。 乙:好啊?那你就把刚才我教给你的英语给我说一遍。 甲:好,听着啊——(说不出来) 乙:快说呀! 甲:你急什么急呀!我不正准备呢嘛?(又说不出来) 乙:看见了吧?说不出来了!我说你不好好学,怎么说好英语呢? 甲:谁说我学不好英语啦?听啊,见了面说二楼,然后说我what's your name?如果name了我。那你就会咽死,因为上面“格拉格rem,格拉格rem” 乙:都什么乱七八糟的。

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