憋死了英语

ls机译啊，手工翻译1. a puppy died when traveling in the desert. why did he die? ==>because there is no power poles for him to pee on.2. a puppy died when traveling in the desert. he found the pole, but why did he die? ==>because there is a "DO NOT PEE" sign on the pole.3. a puppy died when traveling in the desert. he found a pole without any signs, but why did he die? ==>because many dogs are lining up, and he didn't manage to get his turn.4. a puppy died when traveling in the desert. he found a pole without any signs and managed to get his turn, but why did he die? ==>because there are two pretty lady dogs after him. he is shy.最后两个只有中文才有意思。不用翻译