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在学习、工作、生活中，大家最不陌生的就是作文了吧，作文是经过人的思想考虑和语言组织，通过文字来表达一个主题意义的记叙方法。还是对作文一筹莫展吗？下面是我为大家收集的英语话题作文10篇，仅供参考，大家一起来看看吧。
As is shown above, in the middle of the cartoon stands + 主题词，which symbolizes + 主题词的另一种表达，+ 同位语即主题词第三种表达 + 表示主题词动作的非谓语动词。
例如：in the middle of the cartoon stands a hot pot，which symbolizes culture，the one containing many Chinese culture symbol. The drawer's intention seems to be highly self-evident and the meaning causes us to be thought-provoking.
It is therefore safe to draw the conclusion that + 主题词 + is momentous and fundamental to the mind what food is vital and significant to the body.
Not only I, but also the best philosophers and poets also praise that this concept should be a permanent universal values. Obviously, I can think of no better reasons for the phenomenon other than the following two.
Initially, the millennia-long run of + 主题词 + left us with a lot of traditions that are extremely profoundly rooted. 加拓展句：主题词 is a kind of emotional strength, which can support us no matter how dark around us becomes.
比如：爱心/自信/亲情/团结/坚持/诚信/友谊/乐观的态度/是一种情感的.力量，无论我们周围有多么的黑暗，它都能支持我们。
Additionally, our government's effective measures and policies are playing a significant role in the realization of such a situation(加拓展句：without 主题句，the heart would break.上面的主题词都可以套进去，比如：没有爱心，心灵将会枯竭。)
Just as an old Arab proverb has it, there is a growing tendency for the public in the west to think the significance of + 主题词.
From what has been discussed above, the most important thing is not to say, but instead to do. Chinese citizens are expected to enhance their awareness that it is an indispensable part for the construction of harmonious society. Only in this way, can we /our country/ the individual have a glorious future.
As we know, a growing outbreak of H one N one flu has been sparked in many countries. An increasing number of cases are being reported every day。
Its thought that H one N one flu spreads in the same way that regular seasonal influenza viruses do, that is, spreading from person-to-person, mainly through the coughs and sneezes of people who are sick with the virus。
Faced with this severe disease, here are some everyday measures we should take to stay healthy. First, cover your nose and mouth with a tissue when you cough or sneeze. Wash your hands often with soap and water, especially after you cough or sneeze. Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth. Germs spread that way. If you get sick, stay home from work or school and limit contact with others to keep from infecting them。
Finally, H one N one flu is not a terribly deadly disease, which is curable. So, dont be nervous and just keep calm as usual。
Directions: For this part, you are allowed 30 minutes to write a letter to the university president. You should write at least 120 words based on the outline given below in Chinese:
1. 学校教学应该注重学生学习方法的培养。
2. 学校应该丰富学生的校园生活
【范文】
A Letter to the University President
Dear Sir,
I am writing to put up some suggestions concerning our teaching and campus life.
As a sophomore from the Math Department, I am quite satisfied with the present condition of my university, but I like to say that there is still some room for improvement.
First, I believe that more attention should be paid to the guidance of our study methods. To some extent, university students are capable of studying by themselves, but more often than never, we find ourselves at a loss as to choose good books to read and appropriate topics for our research. It is clear that we need some advice from our teachers. If our teachers can lecture more on how to learn by yourself for us, especially for the freshmen, our skills will be further improved.
Second, more activities should be conducted to make our campus life more colorful. I m sorry to say that the present life on campus is quite boring. Every day we have classes, read in the library, or stay in the dormitory. Life here is routine. We need more meaningful activities organized to enrich our college life and enable us to study more efficiently.
1. Directions:
Write an essay of 160-200 words based on the following picture. In you writing, you should
1) describe the picture briefly,
2) interpret its intended meaning, and
3) give your comments.
You should write neatly on the ANSWER SHEET.(20 points)
范文
Here is a picture, interesting but with profound implication. As is vividly depicted in the photo, a cute little boy and an old man are talking about a book, which successfully captures our eyes. After a close watch, it is not difficult to find that they disagree with the so called purified traditional book. Apparently, what the drawing has subtly conveyed is supposed to be given further analysis.
Theoretically, several reasons may trigger the interaction and confrontation between tradition end modern society, but for my part, the following two are of utmost importance. On the top of list is that tradition culture is our root and we have attached much importance to our traditional culture. In addition, there is the other point that no one can ignore. It is universally admitted that modern society needs the reinterpretation to our tradition, which directly leads to the phenomenon in the picture.
According to the analysis above, it is advisable for us to take steps to make our tradition and modern society coexist harmoniously. Of all the steps, mass media tends to function essentially in the work. Only in this way can we make the best of the value of ancient culture and let it contribute to our life.
Recently, to improve the students’ listening and speakingabilities, the English teacher in Class 3 conducted a survey amongthe whole class on whether they should have a three-minute speechin English at the beginning of a period. According to the survey,65% of the students firmly support the idea, for they think thismethod will be helpful to their English learning and it is a goodchance for them to practise their listening ability as well asspeaking ability. However, 35% of the students are strongly againstit, saying that it costs the limited time in class. What’s worse,if they can not make sense of the speeches, they will loseconfidence in learning English. As for me, I think it is a goodidea to have a three minutes’ speech at the beginning of a periodbecause I believe practice makes perfect.
Welcome to my home. Here are some of my family rules.
Let me tell you. I can’t eat in the bedroom but I can eat in the dining hall. I can’t go out on school nights. I can’t play computer games for a long time. I must clean my room every weekend. I must do my homework before dinner. I can’t play games on shool games. I must get up at 6:00. It includes the parents of my love.So I'm willing to abide by it.
These are my family rules!What about yours? Please tell me!
【参考译文】
欢迎来到我的家。这是我的一些家庭规则。
让我来告诉你。我在卧室里不能吃但我可以在食堂吃饭。我在有课的晚上不能出去。我不能玩电脑游戏很长时间了。每个周末我必须打扫我的房间。我必须在晚饭前做作业。我不能在学校玩游戏游戏。我必须6点起床。它包含了父母对我的爱。所以我很愿意遵守。
这些是我的家庭规则!你的呢?请告诉我!
if you want to be healthy, you must have a healthy lifestyle. you should do exercise every day. you must go to bed early and get up early. and drink milk every day. you should not eat junk food and drink coffee. you must sleep nine hours every night.
you must try to eat lots of vegetables and drink milk every day. your healthy lifestyle helps you get good grades. good food and exercise help you to study better.
do you want to know how to keep in good healthy? let me tell you something about keeping healthy. you should exercise every day and have good eating habits. you should try to eat a lot of vegetables. you should eat fruits and drink milk every day.
you shouldn’t drink coffee. you shouldn’t eat too much junk food, like chocolate. good rest is also good for your health. so you should sleep nine hours every night. healthy lifestyle helps you to get good grades. good food and good rest help you to study better.
i hope you all have a healthy lifestyle.
Yesterday was the ninth day of the World Cup. There was a football match between China and Brazil. We know Brazilian Team is the top one of the world. Though the players of the Chinese Team tried their best, they still lost the game. The result of the game was 4:0. I think they did better than the first game.I believe they can learn a lot from Brazilian Team.
I hope the team of China will be a strong team one day.
昨天是世界杯赛的第九天。中国队对巴西队。我们都知道巴西队是世界上最好的足球队。虽然中国队队员竭尽了全力，但是还是输了。比赛结果四比零。我觉得中国队表现比第一场要好多了。我相信，他们能从巴西队那里学到很多东西。
我希望中国足球队终有一天成为强队。
Yesterday evening the team of China played against the team of Brazil. The game started at 7: 30. It was an exciting game.Brazilian Team is the best one in the world. Everyone in the team of China tried his best, but the team of Brazil was too strong.Chinese Team couldn＇t stop them. They kicked four goals, and our team lost the game.
We hope the players in Chinese Team can make great progress, and it will be a strong team one day.
昨天晚上，中国足球对迎战巴西足球队。比赛在7：30开始。那是一场令人激动的比赛。巴西队是世界上最好的足球队，中国队的每个队员都尽了最大努力，但是巴西队太强大了。中国队根本抵御不住他们的进攻，最终以零比四输了这场比赛。
我们希望中国足球队队员能取得较大的进步，将来能成为一个强队。
I remember the sixth grade when the National Day holiday seven days off our family ready to travel to Luoyang tourism, usually we rarely go out this time finally can go out to play for a while.
Eleven finally arrived, we packed up something, ready to travel we 7:00 on the train, the driver prepared almost half an hour, 7:30 departure, the trip is very long, to the afternoon to, when we sit a few Hours of the car, approaching 2:30, and most of us are sleeping, but it is this time more and more dangerous to happen, suddenly the car shook the two, we quickly got up and found a crash, we are afraid The car to burst, we rush to get off, people are smashing the window, the windows broke open people continue, when to me, I am very careful, I do not know why suddenly someone pushed me behind, I suddenly Jumped down, only go without any feeling can be a while I found hot, I look, ah! Put on a broken big hole, then my father came to see my wound immediately from the pocket out of a large toilet paper, my hand wrapped up, after a hospital ambulance came. We have been received by the hospital after some treatment finally cured, just to wrap gauze.
Then we are still happy to go to Luoyang important attractions: Longmen Grottoes and White Horse Temple, and then the next afternoon we do the car back home.
Although out of a car accident, but we are still very happy to play, as "survived, there must be after the blessing" Well!
Do you often practice your English Writing? Why/ why not?
Do you like helping others? Why/ why not? Do you like watching movies in your spare time? Why/ why not?
Would you please say something about a place you have visited?
Can you say something about your favorite teacher?
What is the happiest thing in your life? Why?
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Goodluck,goodhealth,hoodcheer.IwishyouahappyNewYear.祝好运、健康、佳肴伴你度过一个快乐新年。Thankyouforallyouhavedoneforus.感谢您为我们所做的一切。Thankyouforyourhardworkandpatienceonthisholidayseason.值此佳节，谨对您的辛勤栽培表示感谢。classafterthenewyear.我期待着新年过后，再上您的课。AhappynewyearfromThankyoufornotassigninghomeworkthisholidayseason.感谢您没有留假期作业。Ilookforwardtoyourallofyourstudents.祝您新年快乐，您的全体学生敬上。Mayhappinessfollowyoueverywhere…justlikewedo.愿快乐随时与您同在--如同我们与您寸步不离。It’sreallyashamewecan’tbetogetheratthatmoment.我们不能在一起过春节真是太遗憾了。WeofferNewyearblessingstoyou.我们向您献上圣诞节的祝福!Takeyourpassionandmakeitcometrue.发挥你的热情，让理想变为现实。Bestofluckintheyeartocome.愿你在未来的一年里，吉星高照。Wishmanygoodwishesfortheholidaysandthecomingyear.新的一年，向你献上最诚挚的祝福。Wishingyoualltheblessingsofabeautifulseason.愿你拥有美丽的新年所有的祝福。Towishyouspecialjoyattheholidaysandallyear.祝你在节日和新的一年中享有无限的快乐。AcheeryNewYearholdlotsofhappinessforyou!给你特别的祝福，愿新年带给你无边的幸福、如意。WarmgreetingsandbestwishesfortheNewYear!致以热烈的祝贺和良好的祝福,新年快乐。ItseemsthatChristmastimeishereonceagain,anditistimeagaintobringintheNewYear.WewishthemerriestofChristmastoyouandyourlovedones,andwewishyouhappinessandprosperityintheyearahead.又该迎接新的一年了。我们向你及你的亲人们致以最美好的祝福，愿你在新的一年里事业兴旺，幸福美满!Muchjoytoyouintheupcomingyear.Maythewarmestwishes,happythoughtsandfriendlygreetingscomeatNewYearandstaywithyoualltheyearthrough.让温馨的祝愿、幸福的思念和友好的祝福，在新年来到你身边，伴你左右。PeaceandloveforyouatNewYearfromallyourstudents.祝老师新年充满平安和爱。WishingyouasparklingNewYearandbrighthappyNewYear!Maytheseasonbringmuchpleasuretoyou.愿你的新年光彩夺目，愿你的新年灿烂辉煌!佳节快乐!WishingyoualltheblessingsofabeautifulNewYearseason.愿你拥有新年所有美好的祝福。WarmheartedwishesforahappyNewYearfilledwithallyourfavoritethings.传统佳节之际，献上殷殷祝福，祝新年万事如意!IntheseasonofjoyIpresentmysincerewishesandkindthoughts.MaythekindofNewYearoutshinealltherest.在这欢乐的时节给你我最真的祝福和亲切的思念，愿你今年的新年比往年更璀璨。MaytheNewYearbeatimeoflaughterandrealenjoymentforyou.Bestwishes.愿新年不仅是你欢笑的时刻，更是你欣喜的日子。祝福你。MaytheglowofNewYearcandlefillyourheartwithpeaceandpleasureandmakeyourNewYearbright.HavealovefilledNewYear!愿新年的烛光带给你祥和与喜悦，祝你新年充满爱。MaythebeautyandjoyofNewYearremainwithyouthroughoutthenewyear!愿新春美景与欢乐常伴随你!Muchjoytoyouintheupcomingyear.愿您在新的一年里充满快乐。Thankyoufornotassigninghomeworkthisholidayseason.谢谢您在这次假期中没有留作业。Chritsmastimeisforthinkingofothers.圣诞佳节是思念大家的时刻。We'llbehereafterthenewyear.新年过后，我们会再回来。Wewon'tforgetyouthisholidayseason.放假的时候，我们不会忘记您的。Mayhappinessfollowyoueverywhere...justlikewedo.愿快乐随时与您同在，就如同我们与您寸步不离一般。It'sreallyashamewecan'tbetogetheratChristmas...youmustbejumpingforjoy!我们不能在一起过圣诞节真是太可惜了……您一定乐得跳起来了!老师:没有春的耕耘，哪来荷花十里愿您永远是春的使者，见和熙的阳光洒满人间!在这特别的节日衷心献上一份我的真心祝福我并不是您最优秀的学生，而您却是我们最尊敬的老师!敬爱的老师:新年好!您的宽容博爱给予我们洁净的灵魂，您的努力艰辛培育我们茁壮成长。愿您的汗水化做无数颗晶莹的冰凌花，让您欣慰!让您快乐!新年祝福,老师:过年好!您的博爱给予我灵魂，您的艰辛教育我成长。愿您的汗水化做无数颗冰凌花让您欣慰!让您快乐!一年之计在于春。我们即将迎来一个充满希望的春天，让我们满怀信心拥抱春天，让我们辛勤耕耘，创造灿烂辉煌的明天!祝各位老师和同学节日快乐、前程似锦、万事如意!祝愿我们的学校蒸蒸日上、欣欣向荣、兴旺发达!智者!--吾校师生员工!能者--吾校师生员工!我们更应该正视事业发展中如铁的雄关漫道。老师们!同学们!让我们团结一致，扬起创新的风帆，荡起智慧的双桨，迎着和谐发展教育的春风朝阳，起航破浪!ItseemsthatChristmastimeishereonceagain,anditistimeagaintobringintheNewYear.WewishthemerriestofChristmastoyouandyourlovedones,andwewishyouhappinessandprosperityintheyearahead.又该迎接新的一年了。我们向你及你的亲人们致以最美好的祝福，愿你在新的一年里事业兴旺，幸福美满!NewYearcomesbutonceayear.Butwhenitcomesitbringsgoodcheer.新年一年只有一次，但每次来临都带来喜悦。Muchjoytoyouintheupcomingyear.Maythewarmestwishes,happythoughtsandfriendlygreetingscomeatNewYearandstaywithyoualltheyearthrough.让温馨的祝愿、幸福的思念和友好的祝福，在新年来到你身边，伴你左右。AtNewYearandalways,maypeaceandlovefillyourheart,beautyfillyourworld,andcontentmentandjoyfillyourdays.新年的祝福，平日的希冀，愿你心境祥和、充满爱意，愿你的世界全是美满，愿你一切称心如意，快乐无比。PeaceandloveforyouatNewYearfromallyourstudents.祝老师新年充满平安和爱。WishingyouasparklingNewYearandbrighthappyNewYear!Maytheseasonbringmuchpleasuretoyou.愿你的新年光彩夺目，愿你的新年灿烂辉煌!佳节快乐!WarmheartedwishesforahappyNewYearfilledwithallyourfavoritethings.传统佳节之际，献上殷殷祝福，祝新年万事如意!IntheseasonofjoyIpresentmysincerewishesandkindthoughts.MaythekindofNewYearoutshinealltherest.在这欢乐的时节给你我最真的祝福和亲切的思念，愿你今年的新年比往年更璀璨。MaytheNewYearbeatimeoflaughterandrealenjoymentforyou.Bestwishes.愿新年不仅是你欢笑的时刻，更是你欣喜的日子。祝福你。MaythebrightandfestiveglowofNewYearcandlewarmthedaysalltheyearthrough.HopingyouwillhaveawonderfultimeenjoyingNewYearthatishappyineveryway.愿明亮喜庆的新年烛光温暖一年中的每个日日夜夜，祝你欢欢喜喜度新年!MayyourNewYearbefilledwithspecialmoment,warmth,peaceandhappiness,thejoyofcoveredonesnear,andwishingyouallthejoysofChristmasandayearofhappiness.愿你的新年充满温馨，祥和，与亲人团聚的快乐，祝乐陶陶，新年乐无限。
水蓝冰蓝
My Room This is my room. Near the window there is a desk. I often do my homework at it. You can see some books, some flowers in a vase, a ruler and a pen. On the wall near the desk there is a picture of a cat. There is a clock above the end of my bed. I usually put my shoe under my bed. Of course there is a chair in front of the desk. I sit there and I can see the trees and roads outside. 我的房间 这是我的房间。 在窗口附近有一张书桌。 我经常在那做我的家庭作业。 您能看有些书，有些花在花瓶里，一把格尺和笔。 在墙壁在书桌有猫的图片。 有一个时钟在我的床上的末端。 我通常把我的鞋子放在我的床下。 当然有一把椅子在书桌前面。 我坐那里，并且我能看外面的树和路 Skating Mom bought me a pair of skating shoes at my fifth birthday. From then on, I developed the hobby of skating. It not only makes me stronger and stronger, but also helps me know many truths of life. I know that it is normal to fall, and if only you can get on your feet again and keep on moving, you are very good!滑冰 妈妈买了我一双冰鞋鞋子在我的第五个生日。 从那时起，我爱好滑冰。 它不仅使我越来越加强，而且帮助我知道生活许多真谛。 我知道摔倒是正常的，并且，如果只有你能摔倒后再站起来，就是非常好!The Sea What do you know about the sea? Some people know about it, but others don’t. The sea looks beautiful on a fine sunny day, the sea is very big. In the world, there is more sea than land. Do you know Hainan Island? It’s really very nice. We can see beaches, trees and the sea. We can swim and visit a lot of beautiful places. 海 你对海知道些什么？ 某些人知道关于它，但其他不。 海看起来美丽在一个美好的晴天，海是非常大的。 在世界上，比土地有更多海。 您是否知道海南岛？ 那非常好。 我们能看海滩、树和海。 我们可以游泳和参观很多美好的地方。 Computers Computers are changing our life. You can do a lot of things with a computer. Such as, you can use a computer to write articles, watch video CDs, play games and do office work. But the most important use of a computer is to join the Internet.We don’t need to leave home to borrow books from a library or to do shopping in a supermarket. Computers help us live a more convenient life.计算机 计算机改变我们的生活。 您能做很多事用计算机。 例如，您能使用计算机写文章，手表录影CDs，戏剧比赛和完成办公室工作。 但对计算机的最重要的用途是加入Internet.我们不需要离开家去从图书馆借用书或在超级市场做购物。 计算机帮助我们居住更加方便的生活。Smiling I think smiling is as important as sunshine. Smiling is like sunshine because it can make people happy and have a good day. If you aren’t happy, you can smile, and then you will feel happy. Someone may say, “But I don’t feel happy.” Then I would say, “Please smile as you do when you are happy or play with your friends happily. You will really be happy again.” Smiling can let you have more friends.So I say, smiling is like a flower. It will give you happiness. 微笑 我认为微笑是一样重要的象阳光。 微笑是象阳光，因为它可能使人愉快和有一个早晨好。 如果您不是愉快的，您能微笑，您然后将感觉愉快。 某人也许说， “但是我不感到愉快”。 然后我会说， “请微笑，您，当您愉快地是愉快或戏剧与您的朋友。 您真正地再将是愉快的”。 微笑可能让您有更多朋友。如此我说，微笑是象花。 它将给您幸福。Sunday It was Sunday and I didn't have to go to school. I finished my homework the day before. So I decided to help mother do housework. I washed some clothes after I got up. Then I went shopping with a basket. I bought some meat, eggs and some vegetables in the market. After I came back, I started to cook dinner for the whole family. In the evening, I sat at the table and began to write down on my notebook what I had done during the day.星期天 它是星期天，并且我没有必须去学校。 我前一天完成了我的家庭作业。 如此我决定帮助做家事。 在我起来了之后，我洗了一些衣裳。 然后我带着篮子去购物。 我在市场上买了一些肉、蛋和有些菜。 在我回来了之后，我开始为全家烹调晚餐。 在晚上，我在我的笔记本写下什么我白天做了什么。春天：Spring Spring is a delightful season. The temperatures are moderate, and the blooming trees and flowers make the city bright with colors. This is the time when we can begin to wear lighter and more brightly colored clothes and go outdoors more often. Smaller children like to bring their kites out to the spacious square. Also I enjoy going back to the village on this holiday after being in the city for the winter months. 春天是个让人欣喜的季节.气温适中,挂满绿叶的树和盛开的花朵给城市增添了明亮的色彩.在这个时节里,我们可以穿上轻便靓丽的衣服经常出门去了.小孩子们则喜欢在广阔的天空中放风筝.在城里呆了一个冬天之后,我也喜欢回到村子里度假.夏天：Summer is the great season for all sports in the open air. It is the season for football which is often called the national sport because of its popularity. I usually watch television and read the newspaper reports about the football results of the little leagues. During the summer I like to go to the beach often because it is very close to my home. I usually go there during the summer vacation to relax after many months in school in the city. I feel very comfortable with the familiar quiet life of the villagers. 夏天是户外运动最好的季节.这是一个橄榄球的季节,橄榄球由于广受欢迎被称为全民运动.我常常看电视,看报纸,从报道中获得小联盟橄榄球赛的比赛结果.夏日里,我喜欢经常去海滩,因为那里离我家不远.在城里的学校呆了几个月后,暑假我常常去那里放松一下.此处有我很熟悉的村民们的宁静生活,这让我倍感舒适. 秋天：Autumn For me the autumn or fall starts in September when school starts its new term. I usually do some shopping. The mild weather made it very nice to study outside under the trees in a small park close to my house. I like to look up the leaves changing colors from green to red and yellow, and then brown colors. The park also has many bright fall flowers; sometimes I see a small squirrel coming down from the tree to hunt for food on the ground. On the weekends, I sometimes like to fly my kite. Usually on the street corners you can see street peddlers selling warm baked sweet potatoes. This is a nice time of the year. 我觉得秋天是在9月份新学期开始的时候来临.我常常要去买一些东西.宜人的天气让我感觉在离家不远的小公园的树下学习是件非常惬意的事.我喜欢抬起头看蓍枝头上的树叶由绿变红,变黄,然后再变褐.公园里还有许多鲜艳的秋花.有时我会见到小松鼠从树上跳到地上觅食.在周末,我有时会去放风筝.在街头的拐角处,常常会有街头小贩在卖烤红薯.秋天是一年中的好时节.冬天：WinterWinter is very cold and windy in most parts of China. I usually look forward to the Spring Festival and the winter holiday when I can go to the south where the climate is warmer during these holidays. Also, I look forward to seeing my grandparents and my friends. Winter is the time everyone is in a festive mood. In the city, I usually do a lot of reading at home in the winter because of eh cold weather outside. 中国大部分地区的冬天是即冷又有风的。我总是盼望着春节或寒假，到时候我就可以去南方了，当地的气候在这时会暖和的多。我也盼望着去探望我的祖父母和我的朋友。冬天，每个人都怀着喜庆的心情。在城里，冬天的时候我经常待在家里尽情地看书，因为外面的天气非常的冷
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Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"! 四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"
