英文短剧本

英文短剧本：公园记（中文注释）

人物介绍：A (衣衫褴褛）、B （衣着光鲜）、C 小花、E 椅子、 F 新闻记者

场景介绍：B 坐在E 上吃东西，A 一乞丐上前。

A :Sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.

A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。

B :Get away,get away,dirty man.

B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E 上头了）

A :Sir,sir!!

A：先生，先生。（A 看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B ）

B :Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either

B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了。（看也不看A ，仍自顾自地走了）

C :Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

C：他真愚蠢啊

A :But....sir....please listen to me.....

A：可„„先生„„您听我说„„（仍拉着B 衣服的后摆）

B :Wa,why are you so disgusting!!

B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A 一眼）

C :Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.

C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？

E :Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.

E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~ 与此同时A 与B 还在纠缠，这时E 终于隐忍不住爆发了。

E :Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?

E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。

A 与B 同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E ，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F 看见了。于是F 就报道了这一事件。

F :Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.

F：大家好，我是新闻记者F ，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

B :Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.

B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。

F :I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take notice of him.Let me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？

A :I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......

A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„

F :Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?

F :通过这一事件,我们可以认识到,掌握一门外语的重要性,以及金钱给人类带 来的影响。是吗,椅子?

E :Yes,yes.

E :是啊,是啊。(E 傻傻地拼命点头)

C :Ai,men is so silly.

C :唉,人可真愚蠢,椅子也被他们弄傻了。

英文短剧本的特点：要精炼台词，把握好想要体现的话剧意义。

一、话剧剧本的定义

主要由剧中人物的对话、独白、旁白和舞台指示组成。对话、独白、旁白都采用代言体，在戏曲、歌剧中则常用唱词来表现。

二、话剧剧本的特点：

1、反映现实生活的矛盾要尖锐突出

剧本中的矛盾冲突大体分为发生、发展、高潮和结尾四部分。演出时从矛盾发生时就应吸引观众，矛盾冲突发展到最激烈的时候称为高潮，这时的剧情也最吸引观众，最扣人心弦。高潮部分也是编写剧本和舞台演出的“重头戏”，是最“要劲”、最需要下工夫之处。

2、空间和时间要高度集中

剧本要求时间、人物、情节、场景高度集中在舞台范围内。小小的舞台上，几个人的表演就可以代表千军万马，走几圈就可以表现出跨过了万水千山，变换一个场景和人物，就可以说明到了一个全新的地方或相隔多少年之后…… 都可通过幕、场变换集中在舞台上展现。

3、剧本的语言要表现人物性格

剧本的语言主要是台词。台词，就是剧中人物所说的话，包括对话、独白、旁白。独白是剧中人物独自抒发个人情感和愿望时说的话；旁白是剧中某个角色背着台上其他剧中人从旁侧对观众说的话。剧本主要是通过台词推动情节发展，表现人物性格。

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