飞天小杨杨
I Love you but you love who我觉得太经典啦。两个人去看电影的，--see no see.（看不看）--no see no see.one point yet no good see.（不看不看，一点也不好看）。
猴子kami
史上最强中国式英语！让你喷饭①欢迎你到... ② welcome you to ... ③ welcome to ...①永远记住你② remember you forever ③ always remember you（没有人能活到forever）①祝你有个... ② wish you have a ... ③ I wish you a ...①给你② give you ③ here you are①很喜欢... ② very like ... ③ like ... very much①黄头发② yellow hair ③ blond/blonde（西方人没有yellow hair的说法）①厕所② WC ③ men's room/women's room/restroom①真遗憾② it's a pity ③ that's too bad/it's a shame（it's a pity说法太老）①裤子② trousers ③ pants/slacks/jeans①修理② mend ③ fix/repair①入口② way in ③ entrance①出口② way out ③ exit（way out在口语中是crazy的意思）①勤奋② diligent ③ hardworking/studious/conscientious①应该② should ③ must/shall①火锅② chafing dish ③ hot pot①大厦② mansion ③ center/plaza①马马虎虎② so-so ③ average/fair/all right/not too bad/OK（西方人很少使用so-so）①好吃② delicious ③ good/nice/tasty/appetizing（delicious在中国被滥用）①尽我最大努力② try my best ③ try/strive（try的本意就是try my best）①有名② famous ③ well-known/renowned/legendary/popular（famous在中国被滥用）①滑稽② humorous ③ funny/witty/amusing/entertaining①欺骗② to cheat ③ to trick/to play a joke on/to con/to deceive/to rip off①车门② the door of the car ③ the car's door①怎么拼? ② how to spell? ③ how do you spell?①再见② bye-bye ③ bye/see you/see you later/later（bye-bye有些孩子气）①玩② play ③ go to/do（play在中国被滥用）①面条② noodles ③ pasta（noodles有些孩子气）①据说② it is said ③ I heard/I read/I was told①等等② and so on ③ etc.①直到现在② till now ③ recently/lately/thus far①农民② peasant ③ farmer①宣传② propaganda ③ information
