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1、A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.
大黑虫咬大黑熊,大黑熊流血了!
2、A big black bug bit a big black bear. his laboratory.
9、A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
嘈吵的噪音惹恼牡蛎。
10、A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place her tree toad bower with her three-toed power the she-toad vetoed him.
一只树蟾蜍爱上另一只住在树上的蟾蜍女郎…是一只二趾的蟾蜍,而蟾蜍女郎是三趾的。那只二趾的树蟾蜍尝试夺取三趾蟾蜍女郎的方心,因为二趾蟾蜍喜欢三趾蟾蜍女郎所踩踏的土地。可是,二趾蟾蜍徒劳无功…不能满足三趾蟾蜍女郎的心意。在三趾蟾蜍女郎的卧室,三趾蟾蜍女郎用它的三趾能力将二趾蟾蜍的念头打消了。
14、A tutor who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, "Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
一个吹笛的导师尝试教两个吹笛者吹笛。那两个学吹笛的问导师:吹笛难,还是教两个学吹笛的人吹笛难呢?
15、All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot, you can believe it or not, but I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use to me. If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。信不信由你,我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。锡制的咖啡壶和铁制的咖啡壶对我而言也是没用的。假如我不能要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡,那我就要一杯茶吧!
16、Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
在满布薄雾,严寒期最冻的那天,他用最结实的手腕和最自夸的话用拳头猛力推打柱子,而且声称他见鬼。
17、Are our oars oak?
我们的桨是橡树吗?
1、A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood。
大黑虫咬大黑熊,大黑熊流血了!
2、A bloke’s back bike brake block broke。
一个家伙的脚踏车后制动器坏了。
3、A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter bittern back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said: “I’m a bitter biter bit, alack!”
一只沮丧而尖刻的麻鹊咬了它兄弟一口,而没有它那么沮丧的兄弟又咬它一口。那只被咬的沮丧麻鹊对它的兄弟说:“我是一只充满怨恨的麻鹊!我害人终害己了!”
4、 Hoer piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked. If peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked?
彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜。 彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜。 那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿?
8、I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
我有一种想法,但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法。如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法,我就不会想那么多了。
9、 Amid the mists and coldest frosts, With barest wrists and stoutest boasts, He thrusts his fists against the posts, And still insists he sees the ghosts.
雾蒙蒙,冰霜冻, 手腕儿空空,话儿涌, 只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸, 直说自己把鬼碰。
1、Ken Dodd's dad's dog 's dead.
肯多德爸爸的狗死掉了。
2、If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演,就去买一只时兴的吧。
3、Ike ships ice chips in ice chips ships.
4、Keenly cleaning copper kettles.
敏锐地清洁铜水壶
5、Local yokel jokes.
乡下佬笑话
6、 her er piper picked. If peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked?
彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜。 彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜。 那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿?
8、 I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
我有一种想法,但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法。如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法,我就不会想那么多了。
9、 Amid the mists and coldest frosts, With barest wrists and stoutest boasts, He thrusts his fists against the posts, And still insists he sees the ghosts.
雾蒙蒙,冰霜冻, 手腕儿空空,话儿涌,只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸, 直说自己把鬼碰。
10、Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards, but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.
巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔,但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明。
1、哥哥挎筐过宽沟, 快过宽沟看怪狗, 光看怪狗瓜筐扣, 瓜滚筐扣哥怪狗。
2、八百标兵奔北坡, 炮兵并排北边跑, 炮兵怕把标兵碰, 标兵怕碰炮兵炮。
3、断头台倒吊短单刀,歹徒登台偷单刀, 断头台塌盗跌倒, 对对单刀叮当掉。
4、老爷子 南边来个老爷子, 手里拿碟子, 碟子里装茄子, 一下碰上了橛子。 打了碟子,洒了茄子, 摔坏了老爷子。
5、嘴与腿 嘴说腿,腿说嘴, 嘴说腿爱跑腿, 腿说嘴爱卖嘴。 光动嘴不动腿, 光动腿不动嘴, 不如不长腿和嘴。
6、反正话 夹着火车上皮包。 回头一看人咬狗。 拿起狗来打石头, 又怕石头咬着手。 有个小孩叫小杜, 上街打醋又买布。 买了布,打了醋, 回头看见鹰抓兔。 放下布,搁下醋, 上前去追鹰和兔, 飞了鹰,跑了兔。 洒了醋,湿了布。
7、哥哥弟弟坡前坐, 坡上卧着一只鹅, 坡下流着一条河, 哥哥说:宽宽的河, 弟弟说:白白的鹅。 鹅要过河, 河要渡鹅。 不知是鹅过河, 还是河渡鹅。
8、“绕口令”的最大特点是“拗口”。它是学习语言艺术(如相声,快板等等)的必修课。可以锻炼人“舌”,“唇”,“齿”的相互配合的技巧,被形象地称为“口腔体操”。 这里精选了一批流传较早,较广较经典的绕口令,有的是适合儿童练习的绕口令。
9、练习绕口令最好从儿童时期开始。尤其是方言地区。初练绕口令速度要慢,务必保证发音准确,在此基础上逐步提高速度。
10、扁担长,板凳宽,板凳没有扁担长,扁担没有板凳宽。扁担要绑在板凳上,板凳偏不让扁担绑在板凳上。
11、大花碗里扣个大花活蛤蟆。 南边来了他大大伯子家的大搭拉尾巴耳朵狗, 北边来了他二大伯子家的二搭拉尾巴耳朵狗。 他大大伯家的大搭拉尾巴耳朵狗,咬了他二大伯家的二搭拉尾巴耳朵狗一口; 他二大伯家的二搭拉尾巴耳朵狗,也咬了他大大伯家的大搭拉尾巴耳朵狗一口。不知是他大大伯家的大搭拉尾巴耳朵狗,先咬了他二大伯家的二搭拉尾巴耳朵狗;还是他二大伯家的二搭拉尾巴耳朵狗,先咬了他大大伯家的大搭拉尾巴耳朵狗。
12、喇嘛与哑巴 打南边来了个哑巴,腰里别了个喇叭; 打北边来了个喇嘛,手里提了个獭犸。 提着獭犸的喇嘛要拿獭犸换别着喇叭的哑巴的喇叭; 别着喇叭的哑巴不愿拿喇叭换提着獭犸的喇嘛的獭犸。 不知是别着喇叭的哑巴打了提着獭犸的喇嘛一喇叭; 还是提着獭犸的喇嘛打了别着喇叭的哑巴一獭犸。 喇嘛回家炖獭犸,哑巴嘀嘀哒哒吹喇叭
13、九与酒 九月九,九个酒迷喝醉酒。九个酒杯九杯酒,九个酒迷喝九口。喝罢九口酒,又倒九杯酒。九个酒迷端起酒,“咕咚、咕咚”又九口。九杯酒,酒九口,喝罢九个酒迷醉了酒 。
14、天上一颗星 天上一颗星,地下一块冰, 屋上一只鹰,墙上一排钉。 抬头不见天上的星,乒乓乒乓踏碎地下的冰, 啊嘘啊嘘赶走了屋上的鹰,唏哩唏哩拔掉了墙上的钉。
15、八十八岁公公 八十八岁公公门前有八十八棵竹, 八十八只八哥要到八十八岁公公门前的八十八棵竹上来借宿。 八十八岁公公不许八十八只八哥到八十八棵竹上来借宿, 八十八岁公公打发八十八个金弓银弹手去射杀八十八只八哥, 不许八十八只八哥到八十八岁公公门前的八十八棵竹上来借宿。
16、牛郎恋刘娘 牛郎恋刘娘,刘娘念牛郎,牛郎牛年恋刘娘,刘娘年年念牛郎,郎恋娘来娘恋郎,念娘恋娘念郎恋郎,念恋娘郎,绕不晕你算我白忙 树上卧只猴,树下蹲条狗。猴跳下来撞了狗,狗翻起来咬住猴,不知是猴咬狗,还是狗咬猴。
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1.Waste not,want not.俭以防匮. 2.From saving comes having.富有来自节俭. 3.A penny saved is a penny gained.省一文是一文. 4.Take care of the pence and the pound will take care of themselves.金钱积少便成多. 5.Frugality is an estate alone.节俭本身就是一宗财产. 6.He that regards not a penny,will lavish a pound.小钱不知节省,大钱将滥花. 7.Small gains bring great wealth.积小利,成巨富. 8.Many a little makes a mickle.积少便成多. 9.As the touchstone tries gold,so gold tries man.试金之石可试金,正如黄金能试人. 10.Courage and resolution are the spirit and soul of virtue.勇敢和坚决是美德的灵魂. 11.The path to glory is always rugged.光荣之路常坎坷. 12.Nothing is difficult to the man who will try.世上无难事,只要人肯试. 13.The fire is the test of gold;adversity of strong man.烈火试真金,困苦炼壮士. 14.Great hopes make great man.远大的希望造就伟大的人物. 15.No way is impossible to courage.勇士面前无险路. 16.A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner.平静的大海决不能造就出熟练的水手. 17.The good seaman is known in bad weather.坏天气下才能识得出良好的海员;要识好海员,须凭坏天气. 18.The best hearts are always the bravest.行为最勇敢的人心地总是最善良. 19.We must not lie down,and cry,God help us.求神不如求己. 20.He that falls today may be up again tomorrow.今天跌倒的人也许明天就会站起. 21.Rome was not built in a day.罗马并非一日可建成;坚持必成. 22.Success belongs to the persevering.胜利属于坚忍不拔的人. 23.We must repeat a thousand and one times thatperseverance is the only road to success.我们要多次重申:不屈不挠是取得胜利的唯一道路. 24.Perseverance is failing nineteen times and succeeding the twentieth.十九次失败,到第二十次获得成功,这就叫坚持. 25.Step by step the ladder is ascended.登梯需要逐级登. 26.Adversity leads to prosperity.困苦通向昌盛. 27.Patience and application will carry us through.忍耐和专心会使我们度过难关. 28.Fortune often rewards with interest those that have patience to wait for her.做事只要有耐心,到头总会有好运;耐心候好运,好运常会来. 29.All things will come round to him who will but wait.只要肯等待,一切都会按时来. 30.Constant dropping wears the stone.滴水不绝可穿石. 31.Omelets are not made without breaking of eggs.鸡蛋不打破,蛋卷做不成;不甘愿吃苦,则预期效果达不到. 32.The world is a ladder for some to go up and others to go down.世界好似一把梯,有人上去有人下. 33.There needs a long apprenticeship to understand the mystery of the world's trade.要知世事奥秘多,须要长期作学徒. 34.Life is sweet.生活是可爱的;人无不好生(恶死). 35.Where there is life,there is hope.生命不息,希望长在. 36.Life is not all beer and skittles.人生并不全是吃喝玩乐. 37.Much water runs by the mill that the miller knows not of.眼前发生许多事,有些我们并不知. 38.Fortune knocks once at least at every man's door.人人都有走运的一天. 39.If you are too fortunate,you will not know yourself; if you are too unfortunate,nobody will know you.运气太好,见人不睬;运气太坏,无人理会. 40.Every man is the architect of his own fortune.每一个人都是自身幸福的建筑师. 41.Happy is he who knows his follies in his youth.记得年轻时所作蠢事的人是幸福的. 42.Misfortunes never (seldom) come alone (single). 祸不单行. 43.Misfortune is a good teacher.不幸是良好的教师. 44.Misfortunes come at night.祸常生于不测. 45.Misfortunes tell us what fortune is.恶运临头后,才知幸运贵. 46.Adversity makes a man wise,not rich.患难能使人聪明,但不能使人富有. 47.Live and learn.活到老,学到老. 48.It is never too old to learn.为学不怕年高. 49.A man becomes learned by asking questions.要长学问,就得多问;多问则业精. 50.There is no royal road to learning.学问无坦途.