另一种追逐
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, Xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’ m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now. (看表)
First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. (边说边做) Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it! (满不在意的情) Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK, He He He……
Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Ha ha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty! (拖糖果下场)
瑶瑶瑶姚
Big words of western tour （大话西游） Chapter 1Site：The weddingCharacters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha …….妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro! Come here! This is my brother.(牛深情地转向紫霞)牛：Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.妖：I object!牛：What?妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!至：What’s this? Really?妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.(剑从至的怀中落下)妖：Magic Sword?牛：Let me do this!(紫跑出，拾剑)紫：It’s not true! It’s just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!(紫跑下)妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.牛：Aaa……(牛惊慌地跑下)Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……答案补充 在这里，4个人演，一个旁白。
