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．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你2 Women pig good, good a home;men pig good,good a world.母猪好，好一窝；公猪好，好一坡3 what’s up?你上了吗？4 we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿5．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？6．people hate big name,pig hate big fat.人怕出名猪怕壮7．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！8．you me you me彼此彼此9．You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住！10．know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知…11．WATCH SISTER表妹12．American Chinese not enough美中不足13．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die车祸现场描述14．heart flower angry open心花怒放15．go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过16．deepblue press黯然销魂掌17．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条
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关于搞笑的中式英语句子
在生活、工作和学习中，大家肯定对各类句子都很熟悉吧，句子的组成部分，包括主语、谓语、宾语、定语、状语、补语六种。句子的类型多样，你所见过的句子是什么样的呢？以下是我收集整理的搞笑的中式英语句子，希望能够帮助到大家。
01．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
02．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers! together up!
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!
有事起奏，无事退朝
06．you me you me
彼此彼此
07．You Give Me Stop!
你给我站住！
08．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知……
09．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的.儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big.toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
你有两下子
19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！
20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21.no three no four
不三不四
22.seven up eight down
七上八下
1.Know is know,no know is no know,it's know.知之为知之，不知为不知，是知也。
2.No three no four.
3.If you want money,I have none; If you want life,I have one.要钱没有，要命一条。
4.Good good study,day day up.好好学习，天天向上。
5.We two who and who?这句话给老外听可得把他们听晕了，你猜得到是什么意思吗？
6.You ask me,but who can I ask？你问我，我问谁啊。
7.You have seed.I will give you some color to see see.Brothers! Together up!你有种，我给你点颜色看看，兄弟们，一起上！
1.给你点颜色看看——Give you some color see see.
2.不三不四——No three no four.
3.马马虎虎——horse horse tiger tiger.
4.走着瞧！——Go and look.
5.你真有两把刷子！——You really have two brushes.
1.u ask me,i ask who?你问我，我问谁？
2.if you no three no four,i will give you color see see.如果你不三不四，我就给你点颜色看看。
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you.你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
4．know is know noknow is noknow.知之为知之，不知为不知。
5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me.彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!你给我站住！
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最全最搞笑的中式英语大集合如下：
很多中国人在说英语时有时会不经意间说出一些“中式英语”，不仅老外听到会摸不清头脑，中国人看到了也常常忍俊不禁。做好准备，下面就为你盘点那些让人爆笑的中式英语，看的时候一定要坐稳喽！
1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿。
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
4．you have seed ，I will give you some color to see see 你有种，我要给你点颜色看看。
5．Government abuse chicken 宫暴鸡丁
6．At KFC, We do Chichen Right 在肯德基，我们做鸡是对的。
7．You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！
8．Chop the strange fish 生鱼块
9．watch sister 表妹
10．take iron coffee 拿铁咖啡
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12．Where cool where you stay！哪凉快上哪呆着
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14．colour wolf 色狼
15．dry goods 干货
16．want money no; want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条
17．People mountain and people sea. 人山人海
18．you have two down son。 你有两下子。
19．let the horse come on 放马过来
20．I give you face you don’t wanna face 给你脸你不要脸
21．red face know me 红颜知己
22．seven up eight down 七上八下
23．no three no four 不三不四
24．do morning 做早操；do class between 做课间操
25．you try try see！你试试看！
26．love who who 爱谁谁
27．look through autumn water 望穿秋水
28．go you mother's 去你妈
29．May I borrow your light？ 借光
30．Handsome Year, Morning Die 英年早逝
31．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞
32．morning three night four 朝三暮四
33．king eight eggs 王八蛋
34．no care three seven twenty one 不管三七二十一
35．go and look 走着瞧
36．poor light egg 穷光蛋
37．ice snow clever 冰雪聪明
