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Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I e to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校----慢行。
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒？
汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父亲：啊，不对，你知道！想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课？
汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。
The New Teacher
Gee es from school on the first of September.
Gee, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said
that o and four were six too。..
新老师
9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？ 妈妈问。
妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6， 可后来又说2加4也得6。
The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.
The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: Niy-eight, niy-nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir!
老师为了让学生记住先思考后发言，告诉他们在说出重要事情之前先数到50，如果是特别重要的事情，要先数到100。
第二天，当老师背靠着火炉讲课时，发现好几个学生的嘴唇在很快地不停地动。突然，全班学生一起喊道：九十八，九十九，一百。老师，您的大衣着火了！
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?
父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？
杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是？
Today is Mother's day.I wanted her to have a rest.So in the morning,I cooked breakfast for her.And I did all the cleaning and washing.In the afternoon,we went out and had a walk.We talked a lot.On our way home,I went to the supermarket and bought a nice gift for Mom.今天是母亲节.我想要她好好放松一下.所以在早上，我为她烧了早饭.我还做了所有的清洗工作.下午我们一起出去散步.我们说了好多话.在我们回家途中，我去了超市，给她买了个礼物.。
如果多就删减，这是一篇自我介绍Hello, everyone. My name is Kelly. I am friendly and honest.I am good at English and maths. I like surfing the inter,playing puter games, watching TV and traveling. I also like playing table tennis and I am good at it ,too. I often play table tennis with my friends on weekends. And I want to be a famous table tennis player when I grow up. What I like most is to see the seagulls flying freely in the sky so I often go to the sea in summer. My favourite colour is white because I think white is symbolize purity. 大家好 我的名字叫KELLY .我很友好、诚实。
我擅长英语和数学。 我爱上网、玩电脑网络游戏、看电视 和旅游。
我也喜欢打乒乓球。我经常和朋友们在周末打乒乓球，长大了我想当一个乒乓球运动员。
最喜欢在海边看着海鸥自由自在的飞翔，因此在夏天我经常去海边。白色是我的最爱。
因为我觉得白色是纯洁的象征。
This morning,John is late for scholl about 20 minutes.He made an appology to Miss Green and accout for his being late.Whiling waiting the bus in the bus-station,he saw an old man standing near him suddenly fainted.Guesing the old must have heart diseases,he call for the police near there and let them to send the old man to the hospital.After Miss Green knowed,she admired John.。
My studyI'm in class 1 Grade 6（写LZ自己的）.I am a top student in my class.I like English best.I got good marks in this exam.I am very happy.My favourite FestivalMy favourite festival is Spring Festival.My family and I can sit together to have a big lunch.I can get red packets from my parents.We can visit relatives.In the evening,I can watch CCTV with my family纯手写，望采纳！【俊狼猎英】。
Autumn is my favourite season , In autumn the weather is neither too hot nor too hot . All crops are ripe and fruits are in season . they are fresh and delicious . I can enjoy them . I like watermelon and grapes best of all . Besides , the mid moon festival is also in autunm , then I can enjoy mooncakes too .。
My favourite animal
My favourite animals is rabbit.It live in land .It eats grass,carrots and other vegetables.But doesn's like meat.It's *** all.It has four legs.It's white.It can't fly and swim;it can jump.It sleeps for11 hours a day.And it sleeps in the day.It's eyes are red,it has got ears,and *** all mouth.
The rabbit is very cute.It is afraid of lion and tigers.It likes jumping.Itcan run very fast.
有不明白的地方再问哟，祝你学习进步，更上一层楼！ （*^__^*）
The advantages and disadvantages of boarding schoolBoarding can improve free-standing ability,I usually to wash clothes,rice parents do parents,what also not sorrow.In high school,leaving home just know oneself what doesn't.Boarding let I learned a lot,and live with clas *** ates and peers,are,also can chat to go together.Well,living at home the learning environment well,nobody noisy you.But I was at home study won't go down,I also not a self-conscious.Learn o minutes,want to sit through a watch some TV,play puter,his heart was not in a study.Boarding have learning atmosphere,others learn,you also learn accordingly,and no TV,puter,won't be distracted.Clas *** ate opinion supervise,to not do topic can discuss.They want to do than at home it was still not stronger.If is very consciously student,and independence。
星不所在
只要功夫下得深，my weekend（我的周末）也可以写出很多篇 英语 作文 。下面是我给大家整理的my weekend 英语写作 范文 ，供大家参阅!
I think everyone will have a busy and interesting weekend. Now, let me introduce my busy weekend to you.
On Saturday morning, I am going to the bookstore. I’m going to buy some story-books and a Chinese-English and English-Chinese dictionary. I like reading story-books. I find them very interesting. Then I am going home. My home is near the bookstore. So I am going by bike. I like riding my bike. In the evening, I am going to play piano. Playing piano is my hobby.
On Sunday morning, I am going to do my homework. Now I am in Grade Six. I want to enter a good middle school next year. So I must study hard. In the afternoon, I am going shopping with my parents and my little brother. My mom says she is going to buy a pair of sneakers for me. I love going shopping. I think all of the girls like going shopping. Am I right.
On Sunday evening, I am going back to school by school bus. I love my weekend, how about you? Tell me something about your weekend.
I really had a busy weekend.On saturday morning I did my homework and cleaned the room.In the afternoon,I visted my friends and did sports with them.At night,I went to the movies with my parents.On Sunday morning,I went shopping and bought many things.In the afternoon I read an interesting book.In the evening I surfed the internet and listened to music.
I have happy weekend.
On Saturday morning I always have English classes at school. I study hard in the classroom. In the afternoon I often play computer games. On Sunday morning I often draw pictures. Sometimes I visit my grandmother and grandfather. Sometimes I listen to music. On Sunday afternoon I often do housework or go shopping.
So I love weekends.
yesteday was Saturday. I and my father, mother, grandparents, brother went to Henghan by bus. In the morning we came down the mountain. I saw wooded mountains, wild flowers bloom. We climb up the hill along the mountain path. Come halfway up the mountain, I feel a little tired，it began to rain,My West Lake silk umbrella missed,. Dad said to me,“Jane， don’t do anything halfway.”at last，So I insisted reached the top, the top of the scenery so beautiful.We were flying kites, I was thirsty, my mother bought me a bottle of water, .finally we went home.finally，Since then, I've kept the umbrella。i was very happy
In the morning I ran with my dad. We were very happy when we were in the top of the hill. In the afternoon I did my homework at home. After I finished my homework I went out with my my friends. We played football together in the playground. I felt tired but I was very happy.
The weekend is coming. I will have a happy weekend.
On Saturday morning, I’m going to do my homework. And then, I’m going out to play. I’m going to the bookstore and read some books. In the evening, I am going to have dinner with my parents outside.
On Sunday morning, I’m going to the library or do my homework. And then, I’m going to listen to music. In the afternoon, I’m going to go shopping with my mother. I like shopping very much.
This is my happy and busy weekend. Do you like this weekend?
烧饼小顺顺
how do we learn EnglishI like English so much that I am going to be an English teacher when I grow up.Up to now I have learned English for five years.Now let me tell you how I learn it.First of all, I listen to my teacher carefully and use a notebook to take notes in class.Second,I keep reading and speaking English every day.Third,when I don't know a new word,I look it up in the dictionary.Fourth,I go to the English corner once a week .Finally,I often listen to some English songs and watch English films.
柔情似水9999
母亲节英文作文：
Make breakfast in the morning, do cleaning work, take a walk with my mother in the afternoon, buy a good gift for my mother, and then give my mother a bunch of beautiful flowers.
Tell my mother that today is mother's day, tell my mother I love you, and let my mother be a happy person.
中文翻译：
早上做早餐，做清洁工作，下午和妈妈一起散步，给妈妈买个好礼物，再送给妈妈一束美丽的花朵。
告诉妈妈今天是母亲节，告诉妈妈我爱你，要让妈妈做幸福的人。
抖抖小姨
Mother's day Today is mother's day,I think I should do something for this special festival. In the morning,I cooked breakfast for my family.I also do the cleaning and washing.My mother was very happy. In the afternoon,I took a walk with Mom. In the evening,I bought a nice gift for Mom. My mother was very happy,I also felt very happy.
