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英语话剧剧本：搞笑英语话剧：三笑三国 （7个人表演）开场介绍： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director. 第一幕：人物，赵云 夏侯惇 曹操 蒋干旁白：就在刚才不久，一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗，现在正向这里杀过来，他就是张飞！！！（赵云出场）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei. 赵云：no！本人姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~ （赵云从背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗） 赵云：看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我自己的脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顾影自怜状）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~. （夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀出） 夏侯敦：小贼，莫跑，要不然我就大开杀戒了（冲到） Children， stop there or i will kill you （赵云左手抱阿斗，右手与之搏斗） 赵云：可恶！居然敢偷袭我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ?? （二人装腔作势打斗数招） 赵云：看我九阴白骨爪！！stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!! 夏侯敦：唔！（倒地） oh my gad i'm over 赵云：此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~ （曹操、蒋干二人上） 曹操：没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃！真可谓出师未捷身先死。长使英雄泪满襟！ I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.It reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful" 蒋干：丞相，您说这话，真不见得怎么吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said; （曹操险些被地上的夏侯敦绊倒） 曹操：咦？这是谁扔的西瓜皮？（转身，看见倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind? 曹操：是夏侯爱卿。难道他又在搞什么行为艺术？？Do not Xiahou Dun?Is he engaged in what is called performance art? （蒋干上前将夏侯敦一顿拍打，二人站起） 曹操：夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground? 夏侯敦：有一人脸如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band 蒋干：是敌人的保姆！还带个孩子！！！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm. 曹操：那你呢？What did you do? 夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我冲上去与之打斗 打 打 打 曹操：然后呢？What then? 蒋干：丞相，看来是夏侯将军杀退了敌人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy 夏侯敦：唔唔！（手势如下：指指门外，右手作“九”的样子，随即作全身发冷状，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪击状） 曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened? 夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible （曹操、蒋干二人将夏侯敦拉起） 曹操：如此看来，敌人应该还没有走远。咱们乘胜追击！（慷慨状）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them. 蒋干：有时候我真的很佩服丞相您这乐观的心理……（赞同状） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ...... 夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~！（抡起两拳，作欲与敌人搏斗状）（三人下）第二幕:人物：刘备 张飞 诸葛亮 赵云（刘备、张飞、诸葛亮三人上）旁白：这是的刘备一行人正在军营外观看敌情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp.、（诸葛亮走在前面，张飞、刘备二人紧跟其后） 诸葛亮：（转头）主公啊，按理说是您走先啦！（恭敬状）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it?刘备：不啦，军师您身后有好大块荫凉，躲在这里避避暑也不错。No，it's very cool that I stand just behind you，I can avoid summer heat 诸葛亮：（眺望状）主公，如果我所料不错，现在马上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain! 刘备：先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道将要下雨？great prediction！No one can compare with you！just wonder how do you know it's going to rain？ 诸葛亮：首先，天气预报说今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那边有一块黑云来了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming! （赵云上） 张飞：哇！那就是子龙啊，想不到这一会不见子龙就换了个新桌面啊！Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop without a minute! （张飞迎上） 张飞：子龙！ long 赵云：翼德救我！ help!!! brother three. （张飞下） 赵云：主公！云殊死力战，方保得小主人在此！只是这许久不见啼哭，怕是已经……（悲愤状，取出布包，打开并捧着） boss, i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. i am afraid... 赵云：kao！这小没良心的，居然还能睡的着！就跟他爹一样！！ oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father 刘备：咳咳！（赵云转身面向刘备） 诸葛亮：子龙，不是我说你，你嘴上就是少个把门儿的，总不能啥实话都往外说啊！？Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!（刘备怒视诸葛亮，诸葛亮恍如不知，赵云上前，将阿斗递给刘备，刘备捧着阿斗） 刘备：为了你这倒楣孩子，几乎损我一员大将啊！我还留着你赶什么啊，我摔死你吧！！because of you，I almost lose a brave general！Why do I keep you alive，let me kill you！！（阿斗摔下）（赵云上前，对准阿斗狂踹数脚，诸葛亮上前拉住，赵云始终作势欲踢，诸葛亮用身体压住赵云后，走上前去一脚将阿斗踢飞） 旁白：从今以后，阿斗的智力便出现了明显的发育迟缓……This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country. 赵云：咦？怎么不见关二哥呢？ yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu? 刘备：二弟昨天为军师摆下一个八卦阵去，不过在冲出去撞马的时候闪着腰了，现在还在休养呢！：He layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed. 诸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壮！告诉他，多喝三鹿奶粉！（自恋状）！Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder! 赵云：就给这孩子喝成这样儿了！！！（走上前，抚摸诸葛亮，做怜惜状） so you drink to be a foolish? 曹操（在台下）：啊~！！！（惨烈地）刘备：难道三弟又重操旧业了？咱们快去看看！Did zhangfei return to one's former career ？Go to see what happen?（三人下）第三幕： 人物 张飞 曹操 夏侯 蒋干 刘备 诸葛亮旁白：时间拨回到三分钟之前，张飞大战长坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set aside，zhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo （张飞上，在台上转一圈后，如京剧拿柱般亮相，定格） 曹操和蒋干：嘿嘿嘿嘿！（奸笑中） 夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔……（奸笑中） （三人奸笑上台）代写剧本 张飞：哇！火腿肠你回来拉！！ Wa!You, The hot dog, come back ! 夏侯敦：我靠，又一个黑人，黑人都是很牛x的，我怕了。。。 black man come again ， Blacks are very powerful，i'm afaid 曹操：阁下是何人，何以竟有如此美妙的声音！Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have! 张飞：我便是那燕（yān）人张翼德！（咬牙）I am Zhang Yide from jingdu! (clenches teeth) 曹操：阉人？？原来只是一个太监……夏侯敦，上去解决他！You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it! （夏侯敦低头猫腰冲出） 夏侯敦：唔！唔~唔！ （二人打在一起）（定格）蒋干：丞相，这一仗咱们必输，一会还有桥断水倒流呢！快叫夏侯将军下来吧。 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly曹操：你怎么知道？How dou you know it? 蒋干：《真三国无双叁》，长坂的任务啊！！ "Really,it is the game's duty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!! 曹操：干啊，我看你是太沉迷于网络游戏了。这样既浪费时间又上海身体，你还是听为丞相的一句话吧！珍爱生命，远离三俗啊！I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself. （张飞与夏侯敦二人继续，张飞一枪击中夏侯敦） 夏侯敦：oh my gad i am over again又被打败了 （蒋干上前将夏侯敦拖回） 曹操：唉，如今这世道变了，太监都这么厉害啦！？Why does that coward become so brave?张飞：曹贼听着！今日汝等必不能生过此桥！ cao ,stops talking! Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one! 曹操：汝休得猖狂！今日要不是我手下典韦身死，许诸拉稀，于禁肺炎，李典麻疹，文聘肝癌，张辽痔疮，才不会输给你！shut up!If general dianwei was still alive,We would not be defeated! 张飞：你手下终究无人可用！啊，面对此景次请，我真想赋诗一首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,i really want to sing a song.er, on ......On ......（音乐起）only you ~~~~~only……you…… （夏侯敦跃起） 夏侯敦：唔唔唔……（以手捂耳，跑下） 曹操：啊！（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳） 蒋干：啊！（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳） 曹操：这难道就是传说中的门得尔松的c大调《鬼叫》协奏曲！何以如此震撼！（惊惶状）Why is this so shocking!蒋干：（一手指张飞）快看！丞相！桥断了！水也开始倒流啦！！（转过身去，以手捂耳） Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards（音效：山崩地裂之声） 曹操：aaaaaaaaaa（痛苦吐血状）（定格） （诸葛亮、刘备、赵云三人上）诸葛亮：别唱啦！再唱下去就把曹操给唱死啦！Do not sing more,ok?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song!刘备：三弟快打住！！（以手捂耳）Stop,stop！！（以手捂耳） 张飞：only you ~~~~~only……you……（余音不绝） 刘备：子龙，快把三弟扛回去。Zilong，carry zhangfei back quickly。 赵云：好的！ ok （赵云上前，以手捂住张飞的嘴，扛走，张飞依旧唱个不停） （张飞、赵云二人下）旁白：从此以后有一首歌传唱至今 经久不衰，叫做：only you~~~~ since then, a song becomevery very famous.The name is《Only You》.(歌声再次响起，众人谢幕~~)。

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英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King 悟空：师傅,是不是太累了?休息一下再走吧. Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest. 唐僧：没关系,前面不远就有人家了,到了那里再休息吧. I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走,同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场. 小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈,我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老头：女儿,快走吧,不然那猪精来了,就走不了了. Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon. 小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里,抱头痛哭.老头在一边叹息,擦泪. 唐僧、悟空走到他们面前. 悟空：师傅,到了. Master, here we are. 唐僧（走到老头面前行礼,悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩,觉得奇怪,上下打量）：老施主,我是从 东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚,想借贵地休息一晚,不知方便否? Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight? 老头（做哽咽状）：哦,是东土大唐来的高僧啊,可以可以.（别过脸去继续哭泣） Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please …… 唐僧正在奇怪,老妈闻声抬起头,仔细打量唐僧,突然扑到唐僧面前. 老妈：高僧啊,你可要救救我的女儿,救救我们一家啊. Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧：老施主休要伤心,有什么事慢慢说. Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened? 老头：高僧有所不知,我们这里有一只猪精,今天要来跟我女儿成亲,大家都斗不过它,现在正 准备把女儿送出去逃避 Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him. 唐僧：施主莫怕,我这徒弟本领高强,也许他能帮上你们. Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you. 老头：唉,高僧啊,以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅,结果都被这猪精打跑了.今天你们就躲着 别出来了吧. Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight. 悟空：噢,有这么厉害的妖怪?我倒要会他一会.待会你们只管躲起来,外面发生什么事,都不 用管. What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens. 这时起了风声（音乐）,老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖.小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻.悟空镇定 地举手示意,让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去.自己也手搭凉篷看了看,便不慌不忙地也躲 在了门后,露出一段红袖子. 猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来,嘴里大喊：小娘子,我来了. Darling, here I am. 站在台上停一下,见没有动静,觉得奇怪,往房屋里看去,见露出一段红袖子,高兴地一拍手掌. 八戒：小娘子还害羞呢,不敢出来见老猪吗?来,来,来,我们就要是夫妻了,还害什么羞呀!. Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子,把小娘子拖了出来,小娘子作出害羞的样子,有时又做出猴子的 模样. 八戒：小娘子,不用怕,我虽然长得丑,但本领高强,一定会让你过上好日子的. Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy. 小娘子笑着点头,抓耳挠腮. 八戒：小娘子,你高兴的时候干嘛要像猴子一样? Darling, why do you look like a monkey ? 小娘子：我一高兴就觉得痒,所以就抓一抓. When I am happy, I always tickle. 八戒：高兴就好,高兴就好.我们快入洞房吧. Fine, let’s go to the bedroom. 八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻.小娘子作出动脑筋的样子,又把八戒拉回来. 八戒：哇,小娘子,你好大的力气啊,干嘛把我拉出来啊? Darling. Why are you so powerful? 小娘子：夫君,你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的,还是去你家里吧. Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home. 八戒：去我家?那太好了,我们这就走吧. Go to my house?OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go. 两人走了几步,小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子,八戒忙扶起她,作出痛惜的样子. 小女子：我一个弱女子,哪里能走这么远?夫君背我吧. I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back? 八戒：背你?好,好,好.谁让你是我的媳妇呢? Carry you on my back? All right. Youre my wife after all. Come on. 八戒把小女子背上：娘子,我们这就出发了. Darling, Lets go. 小女子（在八戒头上一点）：走吧,呆子. Okay. Let’s go. 音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒).八戒在台上走一圈,做出越走越慢,越走越累的样子.小女子在他背 上抓耳挠腮,非常高兴. 八戒：小娘子,你怎么这么重啊? Darling, why are you so heavy? 小女子：不是我重,只怕是你不想背我吧? Do you think so? Dont you want to carry me?) 八戒：不,不,不,我背,我背. Yes, I do. I do. 继续艰难地走.小女子得意地在背上笑.八戒体力不支,一跤摔倒,小女子倒地之后, 灵活地越上台上的假山,先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子,再做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟. 八戒听到女子的呻吟,忙东张西望找小媳妇. 八戒：娘子,摔着了没有?娘子,摔着了没有?娘子,你摔到哪去了?怎么看不见你了? Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why cant I see you? 小女子（偷偷地笑,再装作痛苦的样子）：夫君,我在这里呢. Honey, I am here. 八戒：哇,娘子, 你怎么摔到高的地方去了? Darling. Why did you go up there? 小女子：还不是你这呆子害的. Thats your fault. 八戒：对不起,娘子.对不起,娘子. Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry. 小女子：看你这么辛苦,我也摔疼了,那就休息休息吧. You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest. 八戒：太好了. 我们就休息一下吧! Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest. 八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息,小女子仔细地打量他. 小女子（撒娇地）：夫君,你是哪里的神仙,我都还不知道,怎么能嫁给你呢?你可要告诉我. Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me the truth first. 八戒：唉,别提了,想当年我本是天上的天篷元帅,上天入地,八面威风.只因冒犯了嫦娥, 被玉帝贬下凡尘,错投了猪胎,长成这般模样. Alas! Don’t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and the world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So I became a pig. That’s why I am so ugly. 小女子：亏你长得这么丑,还敢出来见人. You look too ugly to meet people. 八戒：本来我也不想出来,只是南海观音点化我,叫我在这里等候前往西天的取经人.等了这么久, 也不见,便出来逛逛,能碰到娘子你,是我一生的造化,还管它什么西天取经呢?（八戒高兴地过 去想拉小女子的手） I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. Ive been waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here. 小女子（把手甩开）：你说自己是天上的神仙,怎么连我都背不动,真让人难以相信. You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s impossible! 八戒：我真的是天上的神仙,你干嘛不信呢你. I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me? 小女子：那你拿出点本事来瞧瞧. Show me some gongfu then. 八戒：好,让我露两手来给你看看. OK, let me show you my gongfu. 从石头后拿出钉钯,舞了起来.小女子暗暗点头.当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时,被小女子一把 抓住,往石山后面一拖,八戒被拖了过去. 八戒：娘子,你怎么这么大的力气? Darling. Why are you so strong? 小女子：有本事你把我拖出去呀. Pull me out if you can . 八戒做出用力拖的样子,没有发现拖出来的却是悟空.悟空一松手,八戒摔倒在地. 八戒：娘子,你怎么这么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要开玩笑了. How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer. 悟空大笑：呆子,看看我是谁! You Silly! Look at me. Who am I? 八戒一看,吓得跳起来：齐天大圣,我的妈呀. My god! You are Mahatma! 八戒转身想跑,被悟空拦住,两人打了起来,八戒不是对手,被悟空压住,不能动弹. 悟空：呆子,你可还敢在这里害人不成? You silly! Dare you harm others any more? 八戒：不敢了,不敢了. No, I dare not! 悟空： 你可还敢在这里娶媳妇? Dare you wive yet? 八戒：不敢了.大圣爷爷饶我. No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma. 悟空：量你也不敢. I bet you dare not. 悟空放开,八戒转身想跑,被悟空一把抓住耳朵,疼得直叫. 悟空：呆子,想往哪里去? You silly, where are you going? 八戒：我已答应你,不再闹事了,干嘛还不放我走? Ill never make trouble any more. Why dont you let me go? 悟空：呆子,我带你去见取经人. You silly, Im taking you to meet the sutra-seeker. 八戒：什么?取经人来了? What? Has Tangseng come? 悟空：走吧. Yes. Lets go! 两人在台上走半圈,来到房前. 悟空：师傅,出来吧,这妖怪已经被我降服了. Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated ! 唐僧等人走了出来,老头一家还有些战战兢兢. 悟空：呆子,还不跪下,见过师傅. You silly, kneel down to meet your master. 八戒忙对着唐僧下跪,口喊师傅.唐僧非常吃惊. Master, nice to meet you here. 唐僧：徒儿,这是怎么回事? My prentice, whats up? 悟空：师傅,这是观世音菩萨特意让他在此等候陪您上西天取经的. Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyins behest. 唐僧：哦,多谢观世音菩萨,既然这样我就收你为徒,赐你法名为 八戒. I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie. 八戒：谢谢师傅（站了起来）. Thank you, my master! 老头：恭喜高僧又收神徒. Congratulations! 唐僧：徒儿们,我们上路吧.（八戒还依依不舍地看着小女子） Lets go ahead, my prentices. 悟空：八戒,还看什么呢?走了. Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. Lets go! 八戒恋恋不舍地走到前面带路.

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