英语小品短剧本

甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance? 甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise 丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”! 甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar! 乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!

《萤火虫找朋友》旁白（爸爸）：夏天的晚上，萤火虫提着小灯笼，在草丛里飞来飞去，他在干什么呢？萤火虫（石头饰）上：我在找朋友，我想和朋友们一起玩。萤火虫飞呀飞，听见草里有响声。他用小灯笼一照，看见一只小蝴蝶（妈妈饰），萤火虫就叫：“小蝴蝶，小蝴蝶”小蝴蝶停下来，问：“干什么？”萤火虫说：“你愿意做我的好朋友吗？”小蝴蝶回答：“我愿意！”萤火虫高兴地说：“那你就和我一起玩吧！”小蝴蝶说：“好的，一会儿我就跟你一起玩。现在我要帮妈妈去找小弟弟。你来得正好，帮我照照路吧！”萤火虫说：“我不能给你照路，我要去找朋友！”说完他提着灯笼飞走了。萤火虫飞呀飞，听见草里有响声，他用小灯笼一照，看见一只小蚂蚁（妈妈饰）。小蚂蚁背着一个大口袋，一直往前跑。萤火虫就叫：“小蚂蚁！小蚂蚁！”小蚂蚁问：“干吗呀？”萤火虫说：“你愿意作我的好朋友吗？”小蚂蚁说：“我愿意。”萤火虫说：“那你就跟我一起玩吧！”小蚂蚁说：“一会儿我就跟你玩，现在我要把东西送回家。我迷路了，你来的正好，帮我照照路吧！”萤火虫说：“我不能给你照路，我要去找朋友！”他说完就又提着小灯笼飞走了。萤火虫继续飞呀飞旁白（爸爸）：夏天的晚上，萤火虫提着小灯笼在草丛里飞来飞去。他在干吗呀？他在找朋友。为什么他老找不到朋友呢？O.S:It's a sunmmer evening,there is a firefly flying around with his lantern. He is flying and flying ,what is he doing?firefly:I am looking for a friend,I want to play with my good friends

SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen , I’m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you ! Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white . 猎 人 出 场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，猎人追赶白雪，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please ! 白雪顺利脱逃后 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起，7个小矮人出场， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\Somebody drank my water---- 3\Someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl!---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you! D:（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white. 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you! Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 Snow white wake up, wake up… 音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子唤醒公主，公主醒了 P：Wake up ! Wake up , my queen ! S.w: Thank you for your help ! P: My pleasure ! 音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞