仙呢榕儿
1.Today, I want to tell you a joke, the three countries onto ghosts, the Chinese, French, British, gather together,they are squandering their respective countries to see whose spending even more strongly that the French people to put only rats drank whiskey irrigation, drinking,No go rat holes that rats on the dizzy, the British Brandy also filling the rats, the rats drank just afterHalo quickly on the Chinese people to the country's irrigation Erguotou mice, rats drilling holes.While Britain and France onto China onto the ghosts of ghosts laugh when I saw the rats out from the pit, holding a stick, shouting, cats,You give up. \x0d\x0a2.Once upon a time ,a stupid guy went to the doctor's. \x0d\x0a"What's the matter with you",asked the doctor. \x0d\x0a"I have been broken all!",said the fool . \x0d\x0a"Broken all,what's it mean?",the doctor was surprised. \x0d\x0aThen,the fool pointed to his head and said:"Ouch!There is something wrong with my head."after that,he pointed to his back and said :"ouch,my back hurt."then,he touch his nose and said:"ouch,my nose hurt"?? \x0d\x0aThe doctor thought a while and said :"you have a bad finger" \x0d\x0a从前，有个傻瓜去看医生。那医生问他有什么病。那傻瓜说他全身伤了。那医生很疑惑。接着，那傻瓜用手指着头说：“很痛，我的头伤了。”接着，有指着背，鼻子，说它们都伤了。 \x0d\x0a那医生想了一会儿，说：“你的手指伤了。” \x0d\x0a3.A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" \x0d\x0a\x0d\x0a一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟." \x0d\x0a4.Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says \x0d\x0a"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"! \x0d\x0a\x0d\x0a四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!" \x0d\x0a呵呵,一个比一个效率高.
天天有阳光
Unit 10 If you go to the party, you'll have a great time! 第十单元 如果你去参加聚会，你会玩得很开心！ I think I'll go to the party with Karen and Anna. 我想我会和卡伦、安娜一起去参加聚会。 If you go to the party, you'll have a great time. 如果你去参加聚会，你将会玩得很开心。 2c Role- play a conversation between Nelly an d Mark. 2c 分角色表演内莉与马克之间的对话。 OK, when is a good time to have the party? 好吧，什么时候是举行聚会的好时间？ Let's have it today. 咱们今天就举行吧。 Hmm. If we have it today, half the class won't come. 嗯，如果我们今天举行，一半的同学将不会来。 2d Role-play the conversation. 2d 分角色表演对话。 Hey, Ben. For the party next week, should we ask people to bring food? 嘿，本。关于下周的聚会，我们应该让人们带食物来吗？ No, let's order food from a restaurant. If we ask people to bring food, they'll just bring potato chips and chocolate because they'll be too lazy to cook. 不，咱们从饭店里订购食物吧。如果我们让人们带食物来，他们将只带炸薯条和巧克力，因为他们太懒而不去做。 OK. For the games, do you think we should give people some small gifts if they win? 好吧，对于游戏，你认为如果他们赢了，我们应该给他们小礼物吗？ I think that's a great idea! If we do that, more people will want to play the games. 我想这是个好主意！如果我们那样做，更多的人将会想玩游戏。 Yes, the games will be more exciting, too. 是的，游戏也将会更令人兴奋。 Students these days often have a lot of worries. 目前学生们经常有许多担心。 Sometimes they have problems with their schoolwork, and sometimes with their friends. 有时候他们在学业方面有问题，有时关于朋友方面的问题。 What can they do about this? 关于此类问题他们能做些什么呢？ Some people believe the worst thing is to do nothing. 有些人相信最坏的事情是什么也不做。 Laura Mills, a teenager from London, agrees. 劳拉·米尔斯，一位来自伦敦的青少年就同意这个观点。 "Problems and worries are normal in life," says Laura. “问题和担心在生活中是很正常的，”劳拉说。 "But I think talking to someone helps a lot. “但是我认为与人交谈帮助很大。 Unless we talk to someone, we'll certainly feel worse." 如果我们不与人交谈，我们必定会感觉更糟。” Laura once lost her wallet, and worried for days. 劳拉曾经丢了她的钱包，并担心了好多天。 She was afraid to tell her parents about it. 她害怕把这件事告诉她的父母。 She even walked three miles to school each day because she didn't have any money. 她甚至每天步行三英里路去上学，因为她没有钱。 She just kept thinking, "If I tell my parents, they'll be angry!" 她只是一直在想，“如果我告诉父母（这件事），他们将会很生气！” In the end , she talked to her parents and they were really understanding. 最后，她跟父母说了，他们的确很善解人意。 Her dad said he sometimes made careless mistakes himself. 她的爸爸说他自己有时也粗心犯错误。 They got her a new wallet and asked her to be more careful. 他们给她买了一个新钱包，并要求她以后要多加小心。 I will always remember to share my problems in the future! Laura says. “未来我将一直记得与别人分享我的问题！”劳拉说。 Robert Hunt advises students about common problems. He feel the same way as Laura. 罗伯特·亨特就一些常见的问题给学生们提了建议。他和劳拉感觉一样。 "It is best not to run away from our problems. We should always try to solve them." “最好不要逃避问题，我们总是应该尽力去解决问题。” He thinks the first step is to find someone you trust to talk to. 他认为第一步是找到你信任的、能与之交谈的人。 This person doesn't need to be an expert like himself. 这个人不必一定是像他自己这样的专家。 Students often forget that their parents have more experience, and are always there to help them. 学生们常常忘记他们的父母拥有更多的经验，并且一直在那儿准备帮助他们。 In English, we say that sharing a problem is like cutting it in half. 在英语中，我们说分享一个问题就像把它一分为二。 So you're halfway to solving a problem just by taking to someone about it! 所以与人谈论它，你就在解决问题的半路上了。
胖纸没烦恼
学习英语的有效方法之一，进行会话。下面是我给大家整理的4人英语情景会话，供大家参阅!
4人英语情景会话篇1
B: Oh, it’s you, A..
A: Hey, B. Fancy meeting you here. How’s things going?
B: So far so good. Look, I’m going to the Tesco. I want to buy some daily use. How about you? A: To tell the truth, I’m going there ,too.
B: Really?
A: Yes. I’m going there for my new MP3 which bought there yesterday.
B: How do you like your new mp3? I also want to buy a new one.
A: Don’t mention it. It worked very well yesterday，but now it doesn’t work.
B：It sounds incredible. Have you checked the batteries?
A：Actually，I have checked all the things including batteries，but it still doesn’t work。 B：Let me have a look。
A: Here you are。
B：Er …..OK. Let’s go to the counter and ask for returning. Oh, have you picked the receipt? A: Of course. It’s a must.
C: Good afternoon. Can I help you?
B: Yes, We’d like to return this mp3.
C：Is there something wrong with it?
A: Yes, I bought it yesterday, but it doesn’t work now.
C: Well, our production’s quality is always very good. Maybe you did something bad to it. Hmm, let me have a check, perhaps we can repair it for you freely.
B: Oh, no no no.. you didn’t get it, we want to return it, not repair it.
C: Hmm, I know your idea, but you checked it yesterday when you buy it, and at that time, it worked well. I’m sure you have done something bad to it.
A: I’m very sure that I did’t. What’s more, I remember it clearly that you said I can return the mp3 in three days and exchange it in seven days.
C: Hmm. I need to ask instructions from my manager.
B: Can we talk to your manager face to face?
C: Er, boss is very busy at the moment.
B: Then we can wait here until he finished all works.
C: All right, all right. Please wait a moment.
C: May I come in?
D: Yes, what happened?
C: Two customs bought a mp3 from our mall yesterday, but it didn’t work now, so they want a returning.
D: What? It’s out of the question. Haven’t you made them realize that asking for returning in our mall is a stupid action?
C: I had tried my best, but they still want to talk with you.
D: Maybe you can prepare for your new job. Where are they?
C: Just at the counter.
D: Good afternoon，everyone. I’m the manager here. What can I do for you?
B: The seller should have told you what happened. We want to return the mp3.
D: Hmm, generally speaking, digital productions especially mp3 sold by us are always in high quality and our quality and service is highly spoken of…
A: Wait, good service? The seller told me yesterday that I can return the mp3 in three days and exchange it in seven days. But he changed just now. How do you think your service is good? At this time B call the 315
B: Hello, is that 315? My friend bought a mp3 in Tesco yesterday(声音渐小)…..
C:(轻拍经理提示)Boss，she is calling 315..
D: Wait .wait. wait, you may misunderstand me. I didn’t mean I wouldn’t return for you. B: So we can ask for the returning?
D: Hmmm. I’ll do it if you don’t call the 315. Miss, would you please make a recalling for the 315? Then I’ll have it returned.
C: But boss…
D: You stupid, can’t you understand my word?
C: Ok, you are the boss. Hmmm do you have the receipt?
A: Here it is.
C: Ok, here’s your money. Check it once more if you want to buy something next time! A: I’ll, thank you.
B: I think it should be check it once more if you want to sell it next time!
C: Er. Welcome to our mall next time.
AB: We will!
A: B, you are so brave!
B: Just so-so.
A: How useful 315 is!
B: I just called 10086.
A: Er…………….
4人英语情景会话篇2
Xiao Ling and Lanlan are on their way to the dormitory. Xiao Ling drops a book and Yani and Songtao who happen to be right behind them, pick up the book and give it back to them. Y: Excuse me, is this your book?
X: Thank you so much.
Y: You are welcome. Are you new admits?
X : yes. We just came to register yesterday. My name is Xiao ling. Nice to meet you. This is my best high school friend Lanlan.
Y: My name is Yani. Nice to meet you, too. This is my friend since childhood, Songtao. S: hi! We both came from xxx.
L: really? I am from that city, too. We are all town fellows aren’t we?. It’s such a small world. S: absolutely. We both major in computer science. What’s your major?
X: accounting. I don’t really like it. But my parents said this school offers excellent accounting programs and it will be easier for me to get a job later on.
L: My major is education. I want to be a teacher. I think it is cool.
S: I picked my own major because I know what I want. I just like computers a lot. I would like to be a computer programmer in the future.
Y: Well, I don’t know wether I really like it or not. I just follow Songtao where he goes. X: I feel bad for those students who make it to the top but had to quit school because of financial problems.
S: My parents paid some of my tution and I said to myself that I want to be a somebody. But no matter how much I do, I will never be able to repay my parents for what they have done for me.
L: I think I will find some off campus jobs in summer. I don’t want to be a burden to my family . My parents have been working hard all their lives.
X: Lanlan, you are great.
S: look. The boys are playing basketball now. I will join them. See you !
X: let’s keep in touch, ok?
L: I don’t have a cell phone. Can I send you e-mails?
Y: Sure. Here is my cell phone number. 12345678
And this is my e-mail address. Please write to me.
L: I will.
X: this is mine.:22334455.I am so glad to meet you. Take care!
4人英语情景会话篇3
A: What did you think bout the fashion show last night?
B: It was dumb. In my opinion , it’s stupid for women to wear clothes like that.
A: I didn’t see anything wrong with the clothes ; they look pretty nice to me .
C: Hello, A and B , What are you talking about ?
B: Hey, C and D, We are talking about the fashion show last night .You didn’t know the people wearing miniskirts at the show.
D: Really? Do you think people can wear that stuff and walk around the streets?
A: Yes, I do, At least, some people certainly can. They wear high-fashion clothes to show off their sense of style and wealth.
B: Well, I still think they‘re dumb. It makes more sense to spend the money on more practical purposes. What do you think of girls wearing miniskirts?
C: Some people believe that good girls should never wear a miniskirts because it is too revealing. On the other hand, there are girls who prefer to break with tradition, play a new ,independent role in society, and therefore they choose to wear something daring and rebellious such as a miniskirt. D: As for me , I’m in favor of the farmer point of view and don’t like those who wear a miniskirt . A: Ha Ha ,You are go out(You are out of date) .We need fashion and I want to dreaming of being a fashion model.
D: Well, What is the fashion models?
C: Fashion models are people employed by fashion house to show off their new designs.
B: Yes ,Top models like Claudia Schiffler and Naomi Campboll may appear in fashion shows in Pairs ,Milan, New York and London in the course of a month.
A: Well, they are also wanted frequently by fashion magazines to be photographed wearing the latest styles .
D: Oh, That I know ,attractive models in the world appear form behind a door and walk down along raised runway, stopping ,turning, posing as they go, all with the purpose of showing the advantages of the new designs.
C: Yeah, you say right .The fashion house hold shows to present their latest creations.
D: Oh, that sounds great, But…When you are wearing something new or fashionable, do you feel shy or proud?
B: Some people are daring and self-confident by nature. They feel proud of themselves when putting on new, fashionable clothes.
A: That self-confident people is me .I don’t feel shy and on the other hand , I want to be the center of public attention.
D: Well, I tend to be shy. The last thing I wish to do is to seek the spothight. Naturally, I may feel ill at ease with stylish clothes.
C: As far as I’m concerned, I would feel confident in a new dress, This has something to do with my childhood experience.
B: Do you think fashion shows are necessary in today’s society?
A: Obviously fashion shows have been around for a long time in various parts of the world. This fact shows that they are an indispensable part of the modern culture .
D: However , I ‘d like to point out that the pursuit of fashion should not take up the greater part of our live. After all ,work and study are far more important than fashion show.
A: I agree with you .But do you think people react to you differently when you wear different clothes? C: Some people do treat me differently according to what I ‘m wearing. They are often called snobs. Fortunately, those people do not represent the majority.
D: Most people judge you by your ability, intelligence and moral integrity rather than by the clothes you ‘re wearing.
B: I agree with you.
优质英语培训问答知识库
