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(小沈阳)《不差钱》 (舞台上是一个餐厅的背景,写着:“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装,身上背着一串蒜头,手上拿着野鸡,拉着毛毛上场。) This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.) Uncle Zhao Here we are.Yadar Here we are.Uncle Zhao It's the most pricy eatin' spot in Tieling: "Scottish Tease / Fool."Yadar You got it wrong - Scottish taste / feel, not tease / fool.Uncle Zhao All right, taste / feel. We're gonna have our meal here anyway.Yadar But it's very expensive.Uncle Zhao So whut? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag?Yadar What bag?Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed.Uncle Zhao So whut can you do at all? I'm goin' t'rough all this for you and you had the nerve to forget the bag on the bed! Any money left on you?Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.Yadar Still not enough.Uncle Zhao No matter. Waiter! 英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money Scene1(At Salesman’s home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! 怕楼主不会英语捏! 采纳!

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Whose Fault

Cast

Mr. Green

Miss Blue

Police

Nurse

Doctor

Daughter

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Scene I

(Green Garden St.)

(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)

Miss Blue: Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car?

Mr. Green: You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.

Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.

(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)

Police: What's happened?

Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car!

Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...

(Quarrel again ...)

Police: Has any one been injured?

Mr. Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.

Miss Blue: I ache all over too.

(Both of them mourn painfully...)

Police: Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E ...).

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Scene II

(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)

(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)

Nurse: Who is injured?

(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)

Nurse: What's your name, Mr.?

Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green.

Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there.

Mr. Green: But ... (nurse interrupts)

Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss?

Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue.

Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling?

Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over...

Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.

(Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)

Mr. Green: Nurse, I...I feel...

Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?

(Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...)

Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.

Doctor: Ok! I see... How are you, Miss?

Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...

Doctor: (Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon......

Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..

(Miss Blue leaves.)

Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!

Mr. Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ?

Doctor: Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?

Mr. Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...

Doctor: I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection...

Mr. Green: What? An injection?

(Nurse takes out the syringe)

Nurse: Where do you want to inject?

(Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)

Mr. Green: Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.

Nurse: Wait! Don't go...

(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room)

Mr. Green: Wow! ...... That hurts!

(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)

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Scene III

(Taiwan House)

(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)

Daughter: Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too.

Mr. Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother...

Miss Blue: What! That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for...

(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)

Daughter: Oh! I understand it. Even since the Presidential Election, there's no peace in our home.

(Both of them are still quarrelling ....)

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场景一

(绿色花园街)

(在繁忙时间,拥挤的街道时,格林先生是开车过去的红灯,突然一辆汽车发生意外...两个人走出他们的汽车愤怒...)

蓝小姐:噢!这是你,格林先生...你知道如何驾驶您的车吗?

格林先生:你看,我是马路对面驾驶!哇!有一个我心爱的奔驰凹痕。

蓝小姐:我的宝马也得到了一个凹痕,你应该赔偿我。

(虽然他们争吵,后来,警察来。)

警察:什么事?

格林先生:她撞到我的车!

蓝小姐:不!这是他自己开车过去的红灯...

(再次争吵...)

警察:任何一个受到损害?

格林先生:我感到头痛,脚酸痛,疼痛非常。

蓝小姐:我也很痛。

(他们都痛苦地悼念...)

警察:那我就打电话叫救护车(OEOE ...).

(蓝天医院紧急)

(救护车送他们到医院)

护士:是谁受伤?

(他们说这是双方在同一时间自己...)

护士:你叫什么名字,先生?

格林先生:叫我民进党绿色。

护士:(不愉快的表情)哦!转到角落,坐在那里。

格林先生:但是... (护士中断)

护士:去吧!不要说任何话.....你叫什么名字,小姐?

蓝小姐:我的名字是国民党的蓝色。

护士:(温柔微笑)哦,小姐这边请。请问你能告诉我你的感觉如何?

蓝小姐:噢!我很痛...

护士:好!我会帮你停止的痛苦第一次,然后医生会在治疗一段时间你。

(格林先生过来要求治疗,但拒绝)

格林先生:护士,我觉得...一..

护士:等待在那里,你没有听到我吗?

(格林先生追溯到无奈,医生在这个时候来了...)

护士:年轻的小姐叫国民党蓝...国民党蓝。

医生:好吧!喔...你好吗,小姐?

蓝小姐:我有一车祸,我很痛...

医生:(检查)它是确定...不要担心。我会给你一些药。你会很快好起来......

蓝小姐:谢谢你,医生..

(吴蓝叶。)

医生:下一个。 (来自格林先生在读博士和他的医疗记录),你被称为民进党绿色!

格林先生:是啊!任何与该问题?

医生:嗯...(考虑)民进党绿色(提高了声音)?有什么问题吗?

格林先生:我都很酸痛,头痛,牙痛及足部疼痛(医生他不耐烦地打断)...

医生:一..一..我明白了,林小姐 - 给格林先生打针...

格林先生:什么?打针?

(护士拿出注射器)

护士:你想去哪儿投放?

(格林先生是害怕和颤抖...)

格林先生:嗯,医生... ...我不痛了,一..我不想离开。

护士:等待!不要去...

(护士拉格林先生和他的部队进入注射室)

格林先生:哇! ......这伤害了!

(蓝小姐出去了急诊室,但格林先生在可怕的痛苦离去。)

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场景三

(台湾府)

(他们都回家,然后打开门,进了屋子走在同一时间...)

女儿:爸爸妈妈... ...发生了什么事你们俩?爸爸,你脸色苍白。妈妈,你看起来可怕,太。

格林先生:我不会这样,如果不是你们的母亲...

蓝小姐:什么!这是你父亲的过错,他指责我厚颜无耻的...

(女儿是寒冷,耸耸肩,然后看电视)

女儿:哦!我明白。即使总统选举以来,就没有我们家的和平。

(他们两人都还争吵....)

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A Sleepless NightDirctor: 赖姵吟Writers: 赖姵吟,陈韦伶Actors:丈夫: 谢宜吟 小偷: 李依姗 神经女郎: 李玉婷 医护人员: 赖名音 道具人: 叶歆铃 妻子: 郑亦真 警察: 林维莹 警护人员: 罗亿如 失踪儿童: 叶诗妤 道具人: 林欣愉Summary:一个丈夫在婚姻中究竟要担负什麼责任呢?而社会又会造成什 麼压力呢?面对老婆的无理取闹,小偷的半夜袭击,神经女郎的性骚扰, 以及失踪儿童事件,下班後往往是一天折磨的开始!隐藏在社会层面中 的问题,一个小人物的无奈,四个同时发生在一个夜晚的故事。Theme: In the Society, what a family today usually encountes? Working ? Marrige? Crazy Woman? Crime? Missing Children?....Scene IW: (H 从幕後走出来)Hi! Honey! today? Is it all right? H: Mummm~ So so! W: It sounds not too bad! Then, I thnk you should have time to know one thing! This morning I..... Welcome home! How are youH: Oh! Sweety! I am a little tired! Can youwait a moment? I want to take a shower first. Can youhold the water for me? W: But, honey, this thing is important. it first. I want to let you knowH: Please just wait, sweety! You have a soft heart, don't you? So please let me take a shower first. W: Oh, alright! (噘起嘴走出去) H: (扯下领带,丢开公事包,颓废的坐在床上)I have a lot of work to do in the day, and after work, I have a sensitive wife to deal with. Today really isn't my day! Life is filled with so much pressure that I can even find no time to take a good rest. Why do I have to do so much work? I have already done lots of work early(按摩脖子). So tired! (昏 昏欲睡) W: Honey! It's okay! You can take a bath now. After taking a bath, I want to tell you something...... W: (看著 H 睡,睡愕不已)(音乐:命运交响曲 5 秒)What's wrong? Who can tell me the reason? W: (跑到老公身旁,用力摇醒他)Honey! Honey! Wake up! Wake up! (用力拍脸颊)How can you sleep so sound? The water is reay! And I have something important to tell you. H: Oh! Sweety, what happened? (神智不清)W: (忽然变得很温柔,一反之前暴力)Honey! You can take a bath now. Before taking a bath can you...... H: The water is ready? 後) Ok, I go to take a bath now.(走入幕W: (很错愕,看著老公走远) H: (水声)(在幕後换衣服)Why is he always so tired every day? Life is so easy. And see, it is full of pleasure. can't wait to show it to honey.(现自己的衣服) W: Honey! I have something to tell~ IH: Sweety~Tomorrow morning I have to attend an important meeting. Please wake me up at five o'clock. W: Ok! But, honey, are you going to bed now? I have lots of thing to tell you and most important of all......H: Oh~Sweety, please say it tomorrow. now. (盖好棉被) W: (大喊)Honey! You don't love me! 床底下拿出行李)I want to go to bed I'm leaving you. (从H: (阻止 W)Sweety~Why don't I love you? W: Really? Ok! Say you love me!H: (勉为其难)I...I...I...I...love you! W: Louder! I can't hear what you're saying. say it once more. H: (扳过老婆身体,看著他的眼睛)I.LOVE.YOU. W: (花痴貌)Oh~Honey~I love you, too.(音效) H: Now, sweety! Can we sleep?(打哈欠) I want you toW: Ok!(两人躺下去)....Wait!(惊坐起)Sweety~I have something to tell you! H: Oh!(打额头一下,无可奈何)What's that? W: (从床下拿起衣服)Honey! Look! Is it beautiful? (在身 上比试) I like it so much: this morning Mrs. Wang and I went shopping. I spent much itme finding it. H: Mummm~it's pretty good. W: (表现受夸的喜悦) H: Just wait, how much did you pay for this dress? W: It's cheap! It's "only" two hundred thousand dollars? isn't expensive, right? ItH: What? Only two hundred thousand dollars? I make twenty thousand dollares a month! But youbut the clothes easily! W: But, Mrs. Wang spent more money than me. I just....H: I don't want to listen to your reason. This is your fault. You shouldn't spend money this way. W: Honey! You're so fierce! You don't love me anymore! leaving you. You don't love me! H: (沉下怒气)Sweety! you? W: Ok! Be reasonable. I'mHow couldn't I loveSay you love me!H: I just said it! W: Wu~Wu~I want to make sure one more time. You don't want to say you love me? You...... H: Ok! Ok! (看著w)I.LOVE.YOU.(音效) W: Oh, honey! I love you, too.H: Now, go to bed. W: Ok! Let's go to bed!(两人隔空相亲)Scene 2T: What a wonderful night it is! There are no policemen. Mummm~(踮起脚间四处走)I can do what I want. (四处游走)(突然砰一声(音效)小偷跌倒了) T: (紧张四处看)(deep sigh) No one finds me! my business! Now, I can startT: (从原地滚到床边,翻箱倒柜)(拿出内衣)Oh~underwear, this is great!(放进包包)(继续滚到另一边)(新衣服也偷,忽然警察出 现) P: Don't move.(此时,H,W,醒了) T: (小偷起先呆住,後来马上拔腿就跑,P,T 绕室而跑,跳过床) P: You, stop! Don't run! Stop running......!(重复) There's a policeH,W: Ya~There's a thief. man. (警察跳过)(小偷跳过床)W: Honey! What happened? running in our home?Why are a policeman and a thiefH: I don't know, either.(继续尖叫) (最後小偷被抓到了) P: I catch you. T: Please set me free. I have to raise parents, a wife, and five children. I steal things just for living. P: Living? And you steeal these underwears for your living? It is my hobby. Just for fun. You know.T: Not at all!P: Stop it! Don't explain. (走向夫妇向他们解释)What you are saying is in vain.W: he is a thief. H: He is a policeman. W: He tried to steal my underwears. H: And this happened in our house(警察和小偷回幕後) W: How could this happen? H: I'm not sure if I know. W: I'm so afraid. (靠过去) I dare not sleep. H: Don't worry. H.W: (隔空 kiss) (灯光在暗下来,走出一个妖艳的女郎) C: Ok, I'll be there. You'll be ok. Ah~ yes, ok! Deal! Hey, what aobut tomorrow night? Mumm~ ok, I"ll call candy to check up my schedule, and maybe we can....Oh, darlin, I cna't wait to make a great relationship with you....in business? Yeah, in business. Ok, ok, see you tomorrwo.(挂掉电话) C: Oh, honey, here are are! Where have you been? Oh, I miss you so much! Why don't you cal me? I've been waiting for you day and night. Mumm~ kiss me! (大跳艳舞,对 H 上下其 手,此时 H,W 已经醒了,呈呆滞状态) W: Honey! Tell me who the woman is? is our home our room. H: I don't know! Why is she here? This I'll protect you.What are you?(向女郎问) Don'tC: Who am I? I'm your sweetheart and you're my honey. you remember? W: "Honey!" What do you say?H: I have no idea. W: I'm leaving you. You.....H: Hey, hey, ehy listen to me....(走向 W) C: Oh, honey. (抓 H)(忽然,医生出现了)D: Hey you! This crazy woman. us. You can't be here. You should come back with(H.W 退到一旁,抱著跑一圈)C: FBI, freeze. Put your hands on your head. silent. And all you say will be...... (此时,医生已经抓住女郎, 女郎挣扎) C: Hey! Hey! I'm just kidding, I'm not FBI. I'm Demmi More....I'm Sharon Stone. I'm Rose.....I'm the king of the world..... You cna keep(女郎被抓出去)D: Whoever you are, you should stay in the hosipital, remember? Be a good girl. W: Sweety~She is a nut. H: Yeah! She is a nut.H: Do you still want to leave? W: No. Of course not. I love you. Let's go to bed.H: Thank you .I indeed need a sound sleep.(隔空 kiss) (走出一个小女孩)G: Wu~Wu~Wu~Dad! Mom! Where are you? I can't find you. I'm alone. I'm afraid stay. (四处走) G: (走到床边)Daddy, Mommy, here you are. I dare not sleep by myself. I want to sleep with you. (摇醒 H.W.) H: Oh! Okay! Okay!(边睡边说,有些不耐烦)G: (爬上床睡去) H.W: (惊醒, 忽看对方, 在看看 G) H: Sweety~do we have a child? W: It seems not! H: Then....who is she? W: I don't know, either. Anyway, she is not a thief, nor a crazy woman. She's just a missing child. G: (做起来微笑)Daddy, Mommy. W: (笑笑摸摸头)Good girl.(铃响)H: Oh, no....It's morning!G.W: Have a good day!Bye!(两位躺下)The End

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