10分钟英语短剧

4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游]10分钟左右Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet..

Scene 1(In the restaurant, a man and a woman are having coffees)Siu Ming: Well, sweetie, you know, I am really thankful that I haveyou beside me for so many years…I love you.Rose: (Smile) Honey, I love you too.Siu Ming: I know you do. Listen, I’ve been thinking about this formonths seriously…sweetie, will you marry me?Rose: Oh! What a surprise! How sweet! But dear, I need to thinktwice about it…you know, I’m pretty serious about marriage.Siu Ming: Yeah, yeah, certainly. So…Rose: (Drinking the coffee) Oh my god! This is so disgusting!Siu Ming: Oh dear, are you OK?Rose: No!! I’m not OK! (Angry) OK…I’m sorry but I don’t haveconfidence in our future because you can’t even find a decent restaurant forthis important moment. I’m sorry. Bye-bye. (run away)Siu Ming: Sweetie…how can this be…? It must be the coffee! (lookingaround) Where is the manager? (turn to William) You are in trouble!

Scene 2(Greeting)Daniel: Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Eaties’ Grouphead office! I’m Daniel (Corporate Communication Department Manager).(greeting)Joyce: This is Joyce (Human Resources Manager).Arthur: Oh, regular weekly meeting again! I’m Arthur (CorporateConsultant). Nice to meet you all.Emily: Good day. This is Emily (Coffee Specialist). I seldom attendmeetings…I’m more technical in a sense. But they just need me present today…(drink coffee)William: I am William, I’m managing the Eaties’ Café chain. UsuallyI don’t need to be here. (worried) But this time I think I’m in trouble…Oh, itseems that the meeting is about to start, wish me good luck!

英文短剧本：公园记（中文注释）

人物介绍：A (衣衫褴褛）、B （衣着光鲜）、C 小花、E 椅子、 F 新闻记者

场景介绍：B 坐在E 上吃东西，A 一乞丐上前。

A :Sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.

A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。

B :Get away,get away,dirty man.

B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E 上头了）

A :Sir,sir!!

A：先生，先生。（A 看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B ）

B :Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either

B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了。（看也不看A ，仍自顾自地走了）

C :Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

C：他真愚蠢啊

A :But....sir....please listen to me.....

A：可„„先生„„您听我说„„（仍拉着B 衣服的后摆）

B :Wa,why are you so disgusting!!

B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A 一眼）

C :Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.

C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？

E :Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.

E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~ 与此同时A 与B 还在纠缠，这时E 终于隐忍不住爆发了。

E :Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?

E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。

A 与B 同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E ，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F 看见了。于是F 就报道了这一事件。

F :Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.

F：大家好，我是新闻记者F ，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

B :Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.

B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。

F :I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take notice of him.Let me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？

A :I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......

A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„

F :Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?

F :通过这一事件,我们可以认识到,掌握一门外语的重要性,以及金钱给人类带 来的影响。是吗,椅子?

E :Yes,yes.

E :是啊,是啊。(E 傻傻地拼命点头)

C :Ai,men is so silly.

C :唉,人可真愚蠢,椅子也被他们弄傻了。

英文短剧本的特点：要精炼台词，把握好想要体现的话剧意义。

一、话剧剧本的定义

主要由剧中人物的对话、独白、旁白和舞台指示组成。对话、独白、旁白都采用代言体，在戏曲、歌剧中则常用唱词来表现。

二、话剧剧本的特点：

1、反映现实生活的矛盾要尖锐突出

剧本中的矛盾冲突大体分为发生、发展、高潮和结尾四部分。演出时从矛盾发生时就应吸引观众，矛盾冲突发展到最激烈的时候称为高潮，这时的剧情也最吸引观众，最扣人心弦。高潮部分也是编写剧本和舞台演出的“重头戏”，是最“要劲”、最需要下工夫之处。

2、空间和时间要高度集中

剧本要求时间、人物、情节、场景高度集中在舞台范围内。小小的舞台上，几个人的表演就可以代表千军万马，走几圈就可以表现出跨过了万水千山，变换一个场景和人物，就可以说明到了一个全新的地方或相隔多少年之后…… 都可通过幕、场变换集中在舞台上展现。

3、剧本的语言要表现人物性格

剧本的语言主要是台词。台词，就是剧中人物所说的话，包括对话、独白、旁白。独白是剧中人物独自抒发个人情感和愿望时说的话；旁白是剧中某个角色背着台上其他剧中人从旁侧对观众说的话。剧本主要是通过台词推动情节发展，表现人物性格。