A广州淘上居
New DiscoveryA hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator. Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I shouldhave brought my wife!" 新发现一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。 乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地说：“我应该把我的老婆带来!”hillbillyn. 乡下人，乡巴佬.pudgyadj.矮胖的，矮而粗的 drawlvt, vi慢吞吞地说；拉长语调地说或者去这个网址
林子夕silva
My wife has always been impressed by my ability to identify bird species solely by its song. To help her learn a little bit about birds, I bought a novelty kitchen clock that sounds a different bird call for each hour. We were relaxing in our yard when a cardinal started singing. “What's that?” I challenged. She listened closely. “It's three o'clock.”我太太对于我光听鸟的叫声就能说出是哪一种鸟的本领非常佩服。为了帮助她学习有关鸟的知识，我买了一台小巧玲珑的厨房钟。它每个小时能发出不同的鸟叫声。我们正在院子里休息的时候，一只红雀开始唱歌。我考考我太太：“那是什么鸟？”她仔细听了一会儿说：“那是三点钟。”
小小荷尖
Look at the sky One day,Charley bought a hot dog in a snack bar after school.Suddenly,he stopped and raised his head high.He kept looking at the sky.A woman passed by.She saw Charley looking at the sky,and she stopped and also looked at the sky.The sky was blue.There were some white clouds.Charley still looked at the sky.The woman also looking at the sky.Many passers by stopped.They looked at the sky,too.After a while,charley lowered his head.He laughed and asked.“what are you looking for in the sky ?” The woman said : “ why are you looking at the sky ?” “I didn’t look at the sky.”Charley said.“My nose was bleeding.”
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