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带翻译的英语小笑话两则
英语小笑话：孩子与母亲
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
一个孩子好奇的问妈妈：“妈咪，为什么你的头发有的变灰白了?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
妈妈想利用这个机会好好教育教育她的孩子：“因为你啊，宝贝。每次你不听话，我就会有一根头发变灰白的。”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”
孩子天真的回答：“现在我知道为什么外祖母头上只有灰白的头发了。”
The Effectiveness of Advertisement
广告的`效力
Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of view.
一群商人正热烈地讨论在电视上做广告。他们中没有人做过，所以每个人都有自己的想法。
At this moment, Mr. Grey came by. Grey was a car dealer and he had once made an advertisement.
此时，格雷先生进来了。格雷是一个汽车经销商，他曾经做过一次广告。
"What are you talking about?" Mr. Grey asked.
“你们在讨论什么?”格雷先生问。
"Does advertisement work or not?" one of the businessmen asked.
“广告有用不?”其中一位商人问。
"Oh, yes, it works very fast," Mr. Grey said. " I once advertised for my watch-dog and offered a reward of $100."
“噢，有用，而且见效非常快。”格雷先生说，“我曾经发布了一条广告，要招聘一个值班员，报酬是100美金。”
"Did you get the dog back?"
“你招聘到人了吗?”
"No, but that very night three of my cars were stolen."
“没，但是那个晚上我的三辆车被偷走了。”
【注释】
笑话中出现了come by这个词组，我们来学习一下它的两种意思：
1. pay a visit 来访，拜访
例：I'll come by after work and see if you need any help. 我下班后会再来拜访，看看你有什么需要帮忙的地方。
2. acquire 获得，得到
例：A good assistant is hard to come by. 要得到一个好助手很困难。
Comment: 保安没招来，倒把贼招来了!所以说有钱这件事还是不要“广而告之”为好……
好奇的小米
英语笑话带翻译 举例如下：
英语短笑话大全带翻译一：
Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up.
She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. Then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. It read "Thank you for not looking in the bathtub."
不速之客就在路上，我妈妈，一个完美的`家庭主妇，正忙里忙外地整理。她分配给我爸和我哥哥的任务是打扫供客人使用的浴室。
一会儿之后，当她去检查的时候，她吃惊了，曾经一度杂乱的房间瞬间就被打扫干净了。接着她看到浴帘上有一张纸条，纸条上写着：“谢谢你没往浴缸里看。”
英语短笑话大全带翻译二：A preacher is buying a parrot 传教士买鹦鹉
A preacher is buying a parrot
Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.
Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him.
Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lords prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.
Wonderful! says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?
I fall off my perch, you stupid fool! screeched the parrot.
一个传教士在买鹦鹉
“你确信它不会尖叫，大叫或诅咒别人吗?”传教士问。
“哦，绝对不会。它是一只虔诚的鹦鹉。”店主保证说。
“你看见它腿上的这些细绳了吗?当你拉动右面的这根，它会背诵天主经，当你拉动左面的那根，它会背诵赞美诗”
“太棒了!”传教士说，“但是如果我同时拉动两条绳子，会发生什么呢?”
“我会从树干上掉下去的，你这个笨蛋!”鹦鹉尖声说道。
英语短笑话大全带翻译三：吝啬鬼的聚会
The Mean Mans Party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
吝啬鬼的聚会
一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢?”
“天哪!” 吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧?”
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