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荆轲刺秦王吧 我们刚演过 效果很好荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本 （Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）： Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ （作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me? 荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don\'t need any reason to win a person. Don\'t we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you\'re gonna get.\" I got it, Momma is right. 荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹晕倒 荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding! 太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着： To be or not to be, that's a question. 阿三：Hero，we need your help. 荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money. 荆柯：I am very busy now! 阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荆柯：I am very very busy now! 阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours. 荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love! 阿三：What? What’s the TCM? 荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer. 阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM . 太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China. 荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight. 阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗…… （《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。） 荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you. 太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah! Action Ш （《大话西游》主题曲响起） 荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后. 阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River. 荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby. （太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。） 荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you. 妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》） 荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》) 妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you. 荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）. 妻子:"I promise." 荆轲:"Never let go. “ 妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." （荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。） 妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪， 荆珂上船，渐渐远去 妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never…… 妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account. 阿三：Okay okay! 旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng. The End
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Butterfly sister. How are you? BF: Fine, thank you. And you? BA: Very well,thank you. The weather is warm. It's a lovely day. Let's sing and dance,OK? BF: I'm sorry. Cat brother. I'm busy doing my work. BA: Work, work,nothing is important than playing.THey are fools.(又垂头丧气而归) BA: My god, Mum. You have caught another fish.You're great. But why I can't catch a little fish? M: My dear. Fishing requires.You should concentrate your attention to fish.You want to make friends with dragonfly. While, you want to play with butterfly.You will catch no fish like this. BA: Oh, I see! I see! (回到自己的座位上) 旁白： A dragonfly and butterfly are coming, D: Hello! Cat brother. I'm free,now. Let's play. C: Oh, no. THis time I want to fish. BF:Hi! Cat brother.NOw, I can play with you.Let's dance. BA: Shi!I'm fishing.(手势) M: 妈妈冲着小猫点头微笑。 旁白：After a while, The baby cat has caught a large fish. BA: Ha! Mummy!I have caught a fish,too. (全体集中到台中央) Say together: Thank you for watching. Good-bye.(鞠躬，下) Waiting For Suicidal Hares 角色：A Hare，Elder Brother（EB），Younger Brother（YB），Neighbours 道具：兔子头饰锄头树桩谷物蔬菜模型 Scene 1 Two Brothers（出场，边跳锄头舞边唱）： EB：I'm the Elder Brother． YB：I'm the Younger Brother． EB：I dislike working． YB：But I like working．Hard work brings good harvest． EB：Oh，it's so hot today．Let me have a rest．Oh，there's a tall tree．（到大树底下的一只树桩边打盹儿） Scene 2 Hare（随着快节奏音乐跑出）： EB（忽然醒来，指着兔子大喊）： Oh，a hare！A hare！ Hare（随着一声巨响，撞在树桩上）： Ouch！What．．．hap．．．pened？（旋转着倒下） EB：Oh！What a big hare！So big！So fat！I'll take it home and cook it． （EB拖着Hare下场） Scene 3 EB（边摸肚皮边抹嘴）： How delicious the hare is！ Since hare can come here and kill itself，why shouldn't I wait here for another？ （扔下锄头，坐在树桩边等） 龟兔赛跑 (一天早晨,在乡间的小路上,the rabbit 和the tortise 见面了.) Rabbit: Hi!Mr Tortoise.How are you? Tortoise: Fine, thank you.And you? Rabbti:I'm fine,too. What are you doing? Tortoise: Oh, I'm running... Rabbit:(面露讥笑的神色)Ha ha...,running?Can you run? Tortoise:(一脸真诚的)Certainly!Do you believe me? Let's have a race, Miss Rabbit,Ok? Rabbit: OK!(手指着远处的一棵大树)Can you see that big apple tree over there? Tortoise: (奋力伸长了脖子想远处看,然后慢吞吞的)Yes, I can. Rabbit: Let's see who can get there first,OK? Tortoise: OK,But we need a referee, What about Mr Parrot? Rabbit: Good.(Mr Parrot is coming.) Parrot: I'm very glad to be your referee. NOw,you two, stand on the line,please. (兔子和乌龟站在同一起跑线上做准备赛跑状)Are...you...ready? Rabbit and Tortoise: (异口同声)Yes, I'm ready. Parrot: One, two ,three. Go! (兔子撒腿向前面的大苹果树跑去,而乌龟则在后面慢慢的,一步一步的向前爬.) Rabbit:(跑到一棵梨树附近,回头看乌龟)Oh, I'm fast. Mr Tortoise is so slow.He is behind me far away. I'm tired now.Let me have a reast near the tree. Tortoise:( 吃力的爬到梨树附近,左顾右盼)Where is Miss Rabbit! I can't see her. Oh,she is over there, sleeping under the pear tree.(看了看兔子,然后又慢慢的向前爬去) rabbit:(一觉醒来, 天色已晚,揉揉惺忪的双眼)Oh, God!My race!Where is Mr Tortoise?Let me go and see!(飞快的想目的地-----大苹果树跑去.大苹果树下,Mr Tortoise 和Mr parrot 已经等待多时了) Parrot and tortoise:(异口同声)Hi!Miss rattit! YOu're late. Rabbit:(满脸羞愧)I had a rest just now. Parrot: So ,Mr Tortoise is the winner now. Rabbit: (有所感悟)I fall behind just because I am proud. SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人 P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful,Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S.w. 猎人出场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，小动物出场，追赶猎人，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what’s the matter with you? S.w: The hunter…hunter… A: bite you bite you … 小动物追赶猎人下场 S.w: I am tired and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起，7个小矮人出场， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\somebody drank my water---- 3\someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl!---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you! D: （齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? S.w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 S.w wake up, wake up… 音乐起，动物引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子吻公主，公主醒了 S.w: Thank you for your help! P: My pleasure 音乐起，小动物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞
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话剧名：吻青蛙就会给你带来王子 name:kissing a frog can always brings you a prince 需要四五个人：一个旁白，一个公主，一只不爱洗澡的青蛙，一到两只干净的青蛙。 需要道具：服装，一枝花，一张帅哥的照片，还有其它的道具你可以自添加。 场景：森林里，破井边。 旁白（头上插枝花）：long long ago,a bueatiful princess who was as bueatifull as a....... (开始思考，突然大悟，取下头上的花）。。。。。right! flower. she is lonely so the Queen of love promised a prince of frog for her,she told her to go out one day.....(公出场)..... the princess walks near the castle and........... 公主（以下简称公）台词： Oh，Venus,Queen of love,can you tell me where is my fate?where is my handsome prince?where is the prince of frog? 白：Suddenly,she discovered that she had walked in to a strange forest,when suddenly again, a frog appeared in front of her. （青蛙把王子的照片藏在领子里，出场，蹲在地上，要表现出自己很脏很邋遢，但不能让人恶心，记住） 公：(惊喜）Oh Venus,thank you my Queen of love,I see it,I see the frog.let me see,(走过去） oh my god,this frog is so.........(闻闻，然后捏住鼻子，犹豫,来回走），is it really the frog for me? （看看周围，）aren't there any other frogs? 这时，早就在场边待命的干净青蛙，跳动起来：YES YES other frogs we are here ,see? we are here.（重复说we are here!) 旁白冲过去，敲那些“青蛙”的头,说：“sh.......sh.........shut up ,shut up....." 脏青蛙(很不耐烦)：excuse me my lady? please tell me how long you want to keep me waiting? 公主：(惊慌，，，赶紧给它洗澡。。。。。。)don't be angry lovely little frog,you need a shower first.旁白过来用花把它扫干净。 白：now the princess is going to kiss her frog. 公要亲它头的时候，它突然站起来，吐出（从领子里抽出照片）给公主。 说：thank you young lady,the Queen of love told me to give this to you after the shower,she promised me a shower here. 公主：what?（大吃一惊） 青蛙：She told me to give this photo to you to thank you for the shower.now you take it,just take it. 公：so you are not my frog of prince........公主接过照片,青蛙走人，公主看一下，然后晕倒。。。。。。 白冲过来扶住她，同时大声念： my dear,the man on the photo is the prince I promise you,tel NO.131232313266
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