我是小鹿呀
英文小笑话，简单易背，还不失水准……There were two men who went out to eat together. They ordered fish. So on the table there were two fish. Normally not all the fish are alike in size, so there was one small, and one big. The first man just took the big one for himself without asking and feeling ashamed, or anything; and ate it. The other friend felt very disturbed and annoyed, he didn't know what to say. So he thought for a while, and then he said," If it were me," I would have taken the smaller one first." So the other guy said," See! I knew that! That's why I took the big one." 有两个人一起出去吃饭，结果点了两条鱼，不久之后，鱼就上桌了，但是通常鱼的大小都不太一样，所以送来的鱼也是一条大一条小。结果第一个人问也不问，就把比较大的那条鱼夹起来吃，一点都没有不好意思的样子。另一个人看了心里很不高兴，但是也不知道该说什么才好。他想了一会儿，终于开口说：「如果是我的话，我一定会先拿那条小鱼。」另一个人就接口说：「看吧！我就知道，所以我刚刚才拿大鱼。」
我是蜜桃桃
Cooking On sunday,I was very happy ,so I decided to make a lunch for my parents. Frist Icooked the rice. Second Icooked food Icooked vagetables and meat looking at them Iwas very pround I think my parents was pruund of me. I asked my parents to eat them when Iopen the pot.Oh!My god!The rice couldn't be eat.Because I didn't cook it well. I was very disoppointed my father and my mother told me that they were very happy. So we needed to eat noodles for lunch.I didn't like eating noodles at all.But today it was delicous.Oh!very good!give a smile to myself.
甜田心ttx
Mother put a bamboo flowers at home, every weekend I go to water it. This weekend, and the usual water, idle, I squatted down to observe carefully up the bamboo flowers.Bamboo flower stems like bamboo section by section, leaves like a long oval, very dark color of purple, some feel as if is black, and the leaves are alternate leaves (that is, side a, side a, asymmetric ).Black flowers grow very fast. Remember three months ago, Zizhu spent just six point three cm, I in order to measure the altitude of the bamboo, I have to put on a bamboo stem, and draw scale. Today, I looked carefully " ah, bamboo flowers grow quickly! " I was too shocked to call. In three months time, Zizhu spent nearly twice as long, now quickly catch up with me in the bamboo stem high.Purple flowers are beautiful, but, open time is very short, only two days. Flowers are deep pink, flower is yellow, and a little green, pink, yellow, very beautiful. Its petals very small, but many, and several layers!Bamboo blossom, better and better. Mom said a bamboo flowers hope my study can be the same as the bamboo flowers on the rise.妈妈在家里插了一株紫竹花，我每个周末都去给它浇水。这个周末，和往常一样去浇水，闲着没事，我就蹲下身来仔细观察起紫竹花来了。紫竹花的茎像竹子一样一截一截的，叶子像有点长的椭圆形，颜色非常深的那种紫，些得让人感觉仿佛是黑色的，且叶子是互生叶（就是这边一片，那边一片，不对称）。紫竹花长得还很快。记得三个月前，紫竹花刚六点三厘米，我为了测量紫竹花的高度，我特意插上一根竹干，并在上划上刻度。今天，我仔细一看“啊，紫竹花长得好快呀！”我吃惊得叫到。三个月的时间，紫竹花几乎长了一倍，现在都快跟上我插的竹干高了。紫竹花很漂亮，但是，开得时间很短，只有两天。花是深粉色的，花芯儿是黄色的，还有一点绿，红里透黄，美丽极了。它的花瓣很小，但是很多，里外好几层呢！竹子开花，节节高。妈妈说种上紫竹花希望我的学习也能像这紫竹花一样节节升高。
