讲笑话英语怎么说

I Wasn't AsleepWhen a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!""I wasn't asleep," the man answered."Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.""I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."我没有睡着当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！” “我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。 “没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？” “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”

tell a joketell英 [tel] vt. 告诉，说；辨别；吩咐；断定vi. 讲述；告发，泄密；识别n. (Tell)人名；(英、德、瑞典)特尔；(罗、意)泰尔；(阿拉伯)塔勒[ 过去式 told 过去分词 told 现在分词 telling ]joke英 [dʒəʊk] 美 [dʒok] n. 玩笑，笑话；笑柄vt. 开…的玩笑vi. 开玩笑n. (Joke)人名；(英)乔克；(塞)约凯[ 过去式 joked 过去分词 joked 现在分词 joking ]

Telling a joke

tell sb a joke

telling a joke/ tell sb a jokeI want to tell you a joke about..... 我想讲一个关於...的笑话给你听.