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（小沈阳）《不差钱》（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。）This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.）Uncle Zhao Here we are.Yadar Here we are.Uncle Zhao It's the most pricy eatin' spot in Tieling: "Scottish Tease / Fool."Yadar You got it wrong - Scottish taste / feel, not tease / fool.Uncle Zhao All right, taste / feel. We're gonna have our meal here anyway.Yadar But it's very expensive.Uncle Zhao So whu. We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the ba.Yadar What ba.Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed.Uncle Zhao So whut can you do at al. I'm goin' t'rough all this for you and you had the nerve to forget the bag on the bed! Any money left on yo.Yadar Let me see... （Fumbling） only 70-plus yuan.Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.Yadar Still not enough.Uncle Zhao No matter. Waiter!
miamia小牛牛
101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.[Time Lapse]Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.Joey: Instead of...?Chandler: That's right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe: No.Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me![Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi.Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...Chandler: Cookie?Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. Joey: Ohh.Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.Ross: Thanks.Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.Monica: No you don't.Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?Ross: Sorry.Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?(Ross gestures his consent.)Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)Monica: Rachel?!Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? Rachel: Hi, sure!Ross: Hi.
我叫鑫小鑫
1. Alice: Hi ,Angela.It,s you.Nice to see you here.2. Angela: Oh,Alice.Nice to see you again.3. Alice: You look much more beautiful.4. Angela: Really,thank you.You,too.Are you here for the camp?5. Alice: Yes.My mother wanted me to learn more English.6. Angela: Just like my Mum.They are always gossip.7. Alice: Ok.Forget it.Look at your watch.It's so nice.8. Angela: That's from my mother as a birthday present.9. Alice: So,do not complain.You have a great mother.10. Angela: Sure.I love her very much.But I don't like her to be fussy.11.Alice: Neither do I.****************************************************12.Andrew: Hi, you two.What are you talking about?13.Alice: Hi,Andrew.We're talking about mothers.14.Andrew: No good words?My mother wanted me to be good at English.15.Angela: Your English is really terrible.16.Andrew: But,it's not my problem.My family teacher is second-handed.17.Alice: Perhaps,you learned your English by discount.18.Andrew: Really smart. I know only 20 English letters now.19.Angela： What a pitty! Silly boy.20.Alice: Perhaps,Andrew's head is second-handed.*******************************************************21.Charles: Let's come here and take a picture together.22.David: Come on,everybody.Let's take a photo.23.Charles: Well.Silent,please. Look at me and say "cheese".*******************************************************24.David: Well done. Thank you all.Next,let's go this way and have a look at the lake.
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