把脚放进去英文

.这就是当你说了不该说的话时, 突然发觉你说错话了, 就会这么说.

Let the cat out of the bag!泄露机密的意思哦～！

I will put my leg into it to have a try.谢谢采纳，祝学习进步！

你说错话了，或者说你的话伤害了别人

what's up怎么样了，一般在学校就这么打招呼的，hi快过时了

就是说 说出来的话很难听就对了。 臭脚都进嘴了，吐出来的还不臭呢。

Happy National Day!国庆节快乐笑话1 Mr. and Mrs. Clark decided to separate. Before being allowed to do so legally, the Family Court insisted they undergo some counseling from the marriage counselor to see if their union could be saved.The counselor did her best, but it didn’t work. Mr. and Mrs. Clark made up their minds to go through with theseparation leading to divorce. Finally, the counselor said, “But you’re 95 and your wife is 93. You’ve been married for 72 years! Why do you want to separate now?”Mr. Clark replied: “We haven’t been able to stand each otherfor the last 46 years. But we thought we should wait until all the children died before we split up.”2One day an agricultural representative went outside, when he saw a farmer who was working in the fields. The man said to the farmer, “I’d like to inspect your fields.”The farmer answered, “Ok. But don’t go into that field.”The man was angry and put a card out of his pocket, “you know, I am authorized to inspect by government. Do you see this card? I have the right to see any fields of yours.”Hearing this, the farmer didn’t say anything and continued to do his work. For a while the man run madly towards the farmer, and a bull with horn was chasing after him. The farmer then yelled to him,“Show it your card to see!”3 CorrectTeacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?Jimmy: I don’t know...Teacher: Correct. 4"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?""No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it."5Two Americans laid a wreath on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby,a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman.One American asked, "When do you expect your comrade to come and eat that rice?"The Japanese replied, "When your friend comes to smell his flowers."6Teacher: John, please give me three reasons why you know the earth is round．John: Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so.7Our son, at age of five, had a fascination formotorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals ofdelight, accompanied by excited remarks of "Look at that! Look at that!I’m going to have one of those someday," his dad’s response always was"Not as long as I’m alive." One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcyclepassed by. He excitedly pointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, "Lookat that! Look at that! I’m getting one of those as soon as my daddies."8Sammy prayed every night for two weeks, asking God for ＄100.When he got no response, he thought it would be a goodidea to write to God and see if that worked. The post office received the letter addressed to“God, Los Angeles.” They decided that it would be best to just forward the letter to the mayor. The mayorread the letter and thought it was cute, so he asked hissecretary to send the boy ＄10, thinking the boy wouldthink that was a lot of money for a little boy. When Sammy got the money, he was so excited that he sat down immediately to write a thank-you letter.“Dear God,” he wrote, “Thank you very much for the money you sent. I guess it is to be expected but I thought you should know this: When you sent it through City Hall, the government deducted ＄90.”9One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?" Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?" 10There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke. After the joke the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

bloody oath