两人英语幽默对话

与人进行具有幽默色彩的英语对话，这样的练习让我们更加有兴趣不是吗？大家不要忘了哦。下面我为大家带来双人英语对话，希望能博君一笑。

A:I want some envelopes,please.

B:Do you want the large size or the small size?

A:The large size,please.

Do you have any writing paper?

B:Yes,we do. I don't have any small pads.

I only have large ones.

Do you want a pad?

A:Yes,please.

And I want some glue

.B:A bottle of glue.

A:And I want a large box of chalk,too.

B:I only have small boxes.

Do want one?

A:No,thank you.

B:Is that all?

A:That's all,thank you.

B:What else do you want?

A:I want my change.

A:Tell me a little bit about yourself.

请介绍一下你自己.

B:My name is David and I live in Shanghai,I was born in 1980.My major was electrical engineering.

我叫David,住在上海,出身于1980年.我的专业是电子工程.

A:What kind of personality do you think you have?

你认为你有怎样的性格?

B:Well,I approach things very enthusiastically,I think,and I don't like to leave things half-done.I'm very organized and extremely capable.

嗯,我做事非常热心,我不喜欢把事情做一半.我非常有组织能力,也很能干.

A:What would you say are your weaknesses and strengths?

你的弱点和优点是什么?

B:Well,I'm afraid I'm a poor speaker,however I'm fully aware of this,so I've been studying how to speak in public.I suppose my strengths are I'm persistent and a fast-learner.

嗯,我不太擅长说话,我已经意识到这点,因此正在学习如何在公众场所说话.我想我的优点是很执着,而且学东西很快.

A:Do you have any licenses or certificates?

你有执照或资格证书吗?

B:I have a driver's license,and I am a CPA (Certified Public Accountant).

我有驾驶执照,我是注册会计师.

A:How do you relate to others?你和别人相处如何?

B:I'm very co-operative and have good teamwork spirit.

我能与人合作,富有团队精神

A:Hi B,any plans this Sunday?

B:Hi A,I need to do volunteer work at the hospital this Sunday.

A:That sounds interesting.What exactly is a volunteer?And what type of skills would you need?

B:A volunteer is simply a person who is willing to give some time to help.As far as skills,I don't think you really need any.Just a willingness to help.

A:But don't you need medical skills to volunteer at a hospital?

B:No.The volunteers at the hospital do not actually provide medical service.We do simple tasks such as bring meals to the patients' rooms,assist the hospital staff move a patient from one room to another room,or walk a patient out when he/she is being discharged.

A:I see.But I thought the hospital already has staff to do all that type of work?

B:Well,not all hospitals have the budget to hire so many staff.Therefore they rely on volunteers,such as myself,to come in during weekends to give a hand.

A:That sounds like a great thing to do.I would be interested in becoming a volunteer too!

B:That's easy.Just come with me this Sunday.I'll give you a call around 9am and we can meet at the bus stop.

A:OK!See you then.

A:Nowadays,it seems that everything is changing rapidly.

B:Sure,even the love.What do you think of love?

A:Usually,love refers to the passion between male and female.But generally speaking,it refers to the inner warm feeling between children and parents,wife and husband,even teachers and students.

B:Have you found that such kind of general love is changing?

A:Needless to say,it is also changing.Some of the love cannot be called love any longer.The relation between people is changing with the development of the society and the modern science as well.

B:An example?

A:Well,let's say love between a man and a lady.More and more young people are talking about houses,cars and income before their marriages.

B:I t sounds terrible.No pure love at all.

A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. 一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。 To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocsandices. 为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。 Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today, honey?" 在大家回来上汽车的时候，她问小萨莉:“亲爱的，你今天玩得好吗？” "Oh, yes, miss" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is." “哦，好极了，小姐，”萨莉说，“除了音乐其他都很好。”

A:what is your name? 你叫啥名?B:Hu胡(谐音:谁)A:you~你B:Hu~胡A:Who?谁?B:yes, I am~是，我就是A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字B:Hu胡啊A:You!你!B:Yes, my name是啊，我的名字啊A:So tell me about it那就告诉我啊B:Hu!胡!A:You! What is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?!B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡A:O~哦

一、Customer： Give me a hot dog.Waiter： With pleasure.Customer： No, with mustard.顾客：来个热狗。侍者：很高兴。顾客：不要，加上芥末。（注：英语中with pleasure是“很高兴”的意思。这位顾客把pleasure当成调料了。怪不得他说不要pleasure,要芥末呢。）二、Teacher： Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4？Student： At once！老师：全班同学听着，不管我问什么，你们都要马上回答。6+4等于几？学生：马上。