英文笑话同音词

狼掉进了冰窟窿里变成了什么 槟（冰）榔(狼)

有2个,第一个非常短的哦~ TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。" DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?" "No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim. 你爸爸帮你了吗？ 一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。老师很高兴，同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说："蒂姆，你这次的作业全都做对了，怎么回事？你爸爸帮你做了吗？" "不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。"

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why Cinderella can't be a soccer player?Because she left her shoe on the ball and her coach is pumpkin.为什么灰姑娘不能当足球运动员？因为她把鞋落在球（舞会，ball也有舞会的意思）上，而且他的教练（coach 也有驾驶员的意思）是个南瓜。teacher:Amanda, Please use "I" make a sentence.Amanda: I is the...Teacher: No,no,no. Every "I" goes with "am"Amanda:All right. I am the ninth letter in the alphant.老师：用I造句，Amanda。Amanda：I 是。。老师：I必须和am连在一起。Amanda:好吧。 我是字母表里的第九个字母which class we learned how to go shopping?buy-ology.这个是纯英文笑话，就跟咱说同音字一样。。这么解释，他们说什么学科的时候，比如说生物学，就是biology.所以，buy是买的意思，buy-ology的发音跟biology是一样的，直译就是购物学科。